Altair: FlashHarry: "giant?" looks small to me.Yeah, that's an entry level dildo
FloydA: Nonsense, subby. If I found out the BBC wanted to interview me in my own home, I'd spend hours "decorating" the place with all sorts of easter eggs for the interwebs to find. He probably raced out and bought that just for the interview.
FlashHarry: [i36.tinypic.com image 600x436]
FlashHarry: "giant?" looks small to me.
illannoyin: Always looking for a chance to bring out this classic...[i50.photobucket.com image 544x387]
ICDedPpl: House shopping...[cache.gawkerassets.com image 850x478]
FARK rebel soldier: It's a milk bottle for his Cheerios.[nbcoutofbounds.files.wordpress.com image 320x326]White liquids: The breakfast of champions.
ZeroCorpse: khyberkitsune: ZeroCorpse: There is no opposite-gender version of "dildo".Pocket Pussy.Yeah... I covered that. It's not ideal. It's not a single word. It's too descriptive.We're looking for a single word that's as concise and specific as "dildo", and it just doesn't exist yet.
theknuckler_33: ZeroCorpse: But straight guys? If we need to refer to a sex toy, there's no way to say it without it requiring at least a couple words, and we're stuck being much more blatant about it.This is just me thinking it through, but if you are buying such a product, I'm not real sure you are going into the sex-toy store feeling demure about asking for what you need. In fact, I'm not real sure you're going to need to ask where to find them at all unless you are in the CostCo of sex toys. I mean, I don't think the folks who fill out inventory orders for Fleshlights or other vagina simulators are offended or embarrassed by the naming of those product.If you are talking about referring to these things in the intimate setting of the bedroom with your partner of choice, I'd imagine talk of using such things preceded the actual act of doing so, so the ice, so-to-speak, would have already been broken, so what's the big deal having to refer to a specific product name vs. some generic term.At any rate, I dated a wild chick once who told me to get the dildo and I had no other choice but to ask "which one?".
serial_crusher: FloydA: Nonsense, subby. If I found out the BBC wanted to interview me in my own home, I'd spend hours "decorating" the place with all sorts of easter eggs for the interwebs to find. He probably raced out and bought that just for the interview."citizen, please clear the streets. There's a dangerous madman on the loose.""but I've gotta buy a dildo right now""oh, carry on then"
louiedog: After constant coverage all day long one of my local channels got bored repeating the same non-info and finally switched over to the normal programming. It was Judge Judy and the 30 seconds of that felt like more of a waste of time than my collective years on Fark.
More_Like_A_Stain: uttertosh: skinink: [img169.imageshack.us image 850x680]And now the whole world knows you play 'party poker'.Hang. your. head. in. shame.I'm fairly sure that the incriminating bit was the shemale vids folder, not Party Poker.
skinink: [img169.imageshack.us image 850x680]
FunkOut: It's too bad he didn't have a giant can of Crisco next to it.
brap: They hate us because of our free dongs.
ecmoRandomNumbers: There are two parents somewhere in America who are just mortified right now.
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