FloydA: Nonsense, subby. If I found out the BBC wanted to interview me in my own home, I'd spend hours "decorating" the place with all sorts of easter eggs for the interwebs to find. He probably raced out and bought that just for the interview.
ecmoRandomNumbers: There are two parents somewhere in America who are just mortified right now.
brap: They hate us because of our free dongs.
serial_crusher: Also, I never post screenshots of web pages without "accidentally" having some incriminating tabs open. Nobody at work has called me out on it yet. One such screenshot even made its way to a customer.
FlashHarry: "giant?" looks small to me.
Altair: FlashHarry: "giant?" looks small to me.Yeah, that's an entry level dildo
youmightberight: Altair: FlashHarry: "giant?" looks small to me.Yeah, that's an entry level dildoTrue. I bought an Ex a rubber hand. She was a bit of a freak though.
FARK rebel soldier: It's a milk bottle for his Cheerios.[nbcoutofbounds.files.wordpress.com image 320x326]White liquids: The breakfast of champions.
Brick-House: If only there was some place where he could have stuck it. You know, somewhere, where the sun doesn't shine.
Canton: Altair: FlashHarry: "giant?" looks small to me.Yeah, that's an entry level dildoWell, ideally, they are all entry-level. Isn't that the idea?
FunkOut: It's too bad he didn't have a giant can of Crisco next to it.
Altair: Canton: Altair: FlashHarry: "giant?" looks small to me.Yeah, that's an entry level dildoWell, ideally, they are all entry-level. Isn't that the idea?*thatsthejoke.jpg*;)
FirstNationalBastard: He could have had a more manly colored dildo, like a nice steel blue, or black.
airsupport: That's the same color as my penis. Whew, I am relieved. I thought something was wrong for a second.
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