Dr.Zom: Kid's pretty damn evasive for a 20 year old.
DamnYankees: This kid must be scared beyond his mind right now. Not that we need to feel bad for him, but just from a sociological point of view, imagine how farked he must feel.
Coco LaFemme: I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.
Mrfusticle: Right wing Islamists? Right wing tea tards? What's the difference?/about 300 pounds
starbuckisagirl: So they have a Russian interrupter if I heard that right...
TravelingRetard: I've been waiting 6 hours to say this. Holy Fark!I've been following the threads of this event all day- finally prompted to create an acct after lurking for over a decade.
Grand_Moff_Joseph: Cybernetic: Just came over the police scanner:"He is posting online, 'I will kill all of you as you killed my brother.'"WHAT THE FARK?!?! HE'S ON THE SCANNER???
Theory Of Null: I just heard a bang.
SundaesChild: thisiszombocom: why the fark did they rob a 7-11??im guessing they coulda remained free for months moreThey really wanted a Big Gulp.
Debeo Summa Credo: zerkalo: farking chechensChechnya, huh?For all those predicting that they'd be white - step up and claim your prize.For all those claiming they'd be middle eastern Islamic terrorists - step up and claim your prize..
lifeboat: Fark, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.
ha-ha-guy: d23: Robots are trying to undress the guy?Getting awfully rapey in Boston now.
Grand_Moff_Joseph: This is a real-life episode of 24. Seriously.
mrmyxolodian: Autocorrect...Thanks fark for going down when I need you most.
urger: What's a code 6?
GoldSpider: Mrfusticle: So if fundie Islamists aren't right wing what are they then? Commies?You said there is -NO- difference between fundamentalist Islam and the Tea Party. Nobody could be that dim.
styckx: CNN is down to interviewing a kid who went to HS w/ suspect #2 and had a conservation with someone who had a conversation with suspect #2 about terrorism. ..Holy shiat.. This reaching..
Theaetetus: JerseyTim: I think we found a motivation: Apparently, he went to Prom with Snooki.[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x838]What a butterface. All beige and blocky.
Dimensio: Grand_Moff_Joseph: lol, scanner reporting that the K9 dogs are over hours, and need to go on breakHoly Crap, scanner just said the spent round they just found was a .40cal.40S&W is a caliber often used by police officers.
Vodka Zombie: Matthew Keene: Vodka Zombie: funk_soul_bubby: Fox 25 now interviewing some chick who farked him...Awesome! More Fox-based slut shaming.Well, he is kinda cute. I'd do him. Well, if not for all that cop killing, Marathon Bombing, 7-11 robbing shiat.Dude. Everyone has baggage.
Silly Jesus: But Fark told me it would be right wing TeaTards?!?!?!And it turned out to be more crazy Islamists?You let me down, Fark.
Grand_Moff_Joseph: Suspicious package at Gillette Stadium!/Where's Belichik now?
al's hat: neversubmit: I'm bored with this, when is the next thing going to go boom?When I go see your mom later...
thisiszombocom: from twitter, when the polie/army was surrounding the suspects's house: http://twitter.com/shawna_england/status/325188104912785408way to give away the police's position[pbs.twimg.com image 600x600]
MaliFinn: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Chris Matthews was rushed to a local hospital after learning that the suspects were not white guys.Except they are white guys.
Walker: FOX news bimbo just pronounced his name as "Joe Car"
Crewmannumber6: Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil.
Hardy-r-r: I swear this was an episode on '24'
zerkalo: Dumbass in a hoodie
Debeo Summa Credo: Hobodeluxe: they said he is posting online " I will kill all you just like you killed my brother"Classic.
SarcasticFark: I would assume they said 'locked in the basement' and not 'rocket in the basement'. I'm rather sure a rocket is more than a little unlikely lol
zerkalo: farking chechens
vudukungfu: This just in. CNN's reporting that the 7-11 clerk wasn't even supposed to be there that day.
Close2TheEdge: All taxi service now suspended in city of Boston.
The Billdozer: This whole thing seems like Mad Libs by Tom Clancy
unchellmatt: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Updated badge for your use:[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]I work for the MIT Police, so I'm getting a kick, yadda yadda and... Thanks for that. For those who are curious, the man killed was a very nice guy, and more than that, he was a Geek, and a damned good one. "We lost one of our own" takes on a double meaning for me now.This is what we're wearing.[web.mit.edu image 850x919]
Ecobuckeye: It's going to be hard to be a Jehova's Witness this morning in Boston.
vudukungfu: Grand_Moff_Joseph: WTF?The old Mad Rusian Bomber angle.
Alonjar: thisispete: Chechens? That came out of left field. Typically they go after Russians. What's their beef with the US?Chechens were the primary foreign fights in Iraq and Afghanistan. Chechnya is a breeding ground for radical muslim terrorists, which they export all over the world.
heap: Smgth: Awww, cmmon! The old thread is just about to hit 4k...it's all fun and games until the raccoon gets into the database server.
dittybopper: zerkalo: farking chechensWait: I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism. I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.
SmackLT: Boston: "You mess around with us on Monday, we kill you by Friday. WE DO NOT F*CK AROUND"
eddievercetti: Uncle is unleashing his inner Iron Sheik.
Jim from Saint Paul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: This is a real-life episode of 24. Seriously.[img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]I sure hope not.
urger: The robot is working on the suspect now.
miss diminutive: [24.media.tumblr.com image 207x237]Faster, dammit! Information overload.
d23: Robots are trying to undress the guy?
inert: They have a man in his 60s on the ground with a bomb holding a dead man's switch talking to a negotiator. I think.shiat's just got weird.
NFA: Okay, these guys robbed a store, shot people and threw explosives at police. How does this make them the Marathon bombers?
WxGuy1: Grand_Moff_Joseph: shifty lookin bleeder: F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F 5 F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5oh god, Brock Lesnar is involved!Scanner: Now negotiating with suspect on the street, who may have a dead man switch??The guy at the muffler place, someone on radio said, is NOT the primary suspect. They kept saying he has a "deadman's switch", was trying to arch his back, and was 60-70 yrs old.
Purdue_Pete: Cops are pleading for everyone to be on the lookout for a Honda CRV.
USP .45: Infernalist: He's a farking southern redneck, take a bow, son. He's one of yours.Tell me more about all those southern rednecks that drive a Lexus and vote for Democrats enough to have a bumper sticker about it.
Sir Cumference the Flatulent: bongmiester: is that a pressure cooker?[img.photobucket.com image 604x451]nailed itRanch dressing? Bloody savage.
GAT_00: I want to know what happened to that Brown University kid the Internet misidentified.
rufus-t-firefly: No, he asked what the difference was. And answered it with a punchline.
FlashHarry: Random Name Generator: Gonna need a white russian or several after all of this.[i50.tinypic.com image 500x281]
docmattic: Coco LaFemme: DamnYankees: It's really amazing how utterly useless mainstream media is in events like this.Twitter and other Internet sources were running with the story of the MIT shooting/carjacking nearly a full hour before any of the cable news stations picked up on it. In fact, shiat was going down in Watertown before CNN even broke with the story that anyone had been shot at MIT.Can you blame them after the last few days? I wouldn't be surprised if they started playing it safe, at least for a while./"This just in... Apple dropped on English scientist's head leads to interesting theory."
jso2897: Jim from Saint Paul: jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.Sorry - but, in the last twenty-four hours, Farkers have infromed me that the bombers are:Two random guys in the New York Post.A missing Indian student.Teabaggers.Redneck gun nuts.Occupy Wall Streeters.Anarchists.Iranian or Saudi intel or other operatives.Mossad.Jihadists.Nihilists.Lunatics.Please forgive me for failing to buy into whatever the current "theory" is.
bdub77: Theaetetus: JerseyTim: I think we found a motivation: Apparently, he went to Prom with Snooki.[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x838]What a butterface. All beige and blocky.I have found the explosive devices:[i.imgur.com image 625x838]
JayCab: Argh, now all the dumb interviews with people that peripherally know the kid, adding nothing of interest or relevance.
KarmicDisaster: Theaetetus: DrPainMD: All of Boston on lockdown? Fark that. It's time to biatchslap the government and let them know who's in charge... we the people.[www.celebrateboston.com image 420x270]What the last time all of Boston was in lockdown looked likeIs Crispus Attucks OK?
ShawnDoc: This Russian has been terrorizing my pants for years, and no one has locked her up.[i690.photobucket.com image 309x450]
Grand_Moff_Joseph: common sense is an oxymoron: Grand_Moff_Joseph: lol, scanner reporting that the K9 dogs are over hours, and need to go on breakHoly Crap, scanner just said the spent round they just found was a .40calThey think it's from last night.yep, likely from last night, but I really hope it's not the perps that had 40 cal ammo.
DrPainMD: All of Boston on lockdown? Fark that. It's time to biatchslap the government and let them know who's in charge... we the people.
Coco LaFemme: Besides, I can't "cream my goddamn jeans" even if I wanted to......I'm not a guy.
ace in your face: jso2897: Molavian: jso2897: Dancin_In_Anson: Chechens eh?Playing out like a Tom Clancy novel.No. White, American citizens.Religion, if any, unknown.Nah, it's known. They're muslims.So Chechnyan-born radical jihadists.Maybe - maybe not. Fark has been wrong about everything else so far - so I won't be taking anybody here's word for one single thing.He says his world view is Islam. Whether it has to do with his bombing intetions or not it isnt a made up hypothesis.
Glenford: UNC_Samurai: Smgth: Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.A million times THIS!No one blabbing on and on about 'libs' and 'rightwing' and yadda yadda...Why does this have to be political in ANY way?Because the FARK admins and mods let the trolls overrun the Politics Tab over the course of the last few years.Remember that brief period after a huge purge of trolls? That was awesome.
UNC_Samurai: Smgth: Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.A million times THIS!No one blabbing on and on about 'libs' and 'rightwing' and yadda yadda...Why does this have to be political in ANY way?Because the FARK admins and mods let the trolls overrun the Politics Tab over the course of the last few years.
eddievercetti: CNN has reported Duke still sucks.
dittybopper: In effect, there is *ZERO* way to legally purchase a gun and bring it in to MA legally without some sort of background check.
Shyla: "He's as American as anybody. He smokes a little weed here and there. He's not some foreign guy..." - From a friend being interviewed on CNN
Hobodeluxe: sounds like the have a vehicle the suspect might be driving. 99 Honda CRX?
eagles95: I know its been said already...but this guy must play a hell of a lot of GTA
dababler: Everyone is describing the brothers as super polite, good athletes, decent students, good people so....WHY THE fark DID THEY DO IT?!
100 Watt Walrus: Summary for those just starting their coffee:Apparent convenience store robberyMIT cop responds, these clowns shoot him multiple timesThey carjack somebody(gap in my knowledge)At some point they're in an SUV that may have been a stolen police vehicleThey shoot at the cops and throw and/or plant grenades and/or IEDs(No kidding, on the scanner there was something akin to "Shots fired! Shots fired! Grenade! Grenade! Grenade!", and there's a YouTube video out there with half a minute of sustained gunfire)Running firefight"Black Hat" shot multiple times, possibly run over, possibly injured by bomb strapped to chest"White Hat" escapes"Black Hat" taken to Beth Israel, diesCode Black (usually means bomb or bomb threat) at area hospital, but NOT Beth Israel"White Hat" spotted (twice?) but gets away, possibly in another firefightNow at large./Oh, and at some point an innocent who was very much in the wrong place at the wrong time spent 20m face-down on the ground with a robot probing him, then he was stripped and put in the back of a police vehicle before being cleared.And we've got cops, FBI, Homeland Security, National Guard, HumVees, and at one point something described as a "tank."I know this sounds like I'm Michael-Bay-ing you, but really, seriously, I'm not.
TravelingRetard: I've been following the threads of this event all day- finally prompted to create an acct after lurking for over a decade.
neversubmit: I'm bored with this, when is the next thing going to go boom?
Dimensio: doglover: GiantRex: Galileo's Daughter: Suspect claims to have "Internet intelligence". Did 4chan turn to the dark side?4chan is chaotic neutral. They're as dark as they are light.They're like Deadpool[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 425x666]As is evident by the activity on /beaarthur/.
Deep Contact: Just reported that Niagara Falls NY police pulled over a car with Mass. plates that have Russian National in it.
MythDragon: thisiszombocom: from twitter, when the polie/army was surrounding the suspects's house: http://twitter.com/shawna_england/status/325188104912785408way to give away the police's position[pbs.twimg.com image 600x600]*opens window*"Hey you two assholes! Get off my damn shed"
3StratMan: duenor: bostonians, if you have a gun, get it now. Lock all doors and windows, make an armored corner of your safe room and hunker down with your family. Last i heard there was a possible 3rd suspect and he's going to be looking for shelter any way he can get it.Wait...I though there was no reason for people to own guns any more. I thought the police are here to take care of us and we have nothing to worry about. If the guy comes knocking on anyone's door, they should just tell him "just a minute", and wait till the police get there to take care of them.
doglover: GiantRex: Galileo's Daughter: Suspect claims to have "Internet intelligence". Did 4chan turn to the dark side?4chan is chaotic neutral. They're as dark as they are light.They're like Deadpool[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 425x666]
epocalypse: well, they are inarguably caucasian, so I guess anyone assuming that they were white is technically correct.
magores: Dzhokar sounds a little like Joker.
GiantRex: Galileo's Daughter: Suspect claims to have "Internet intelligence". Did 4chan turn to the dark side?4chan is chaotic neutral. They're as dark as they are light.
eddievercetti: How much money is being lost over the lockdown?
Galileo's Daughter: Suspect claims to have "Internet intelligence". Did 4chan turn to the dark side?
Haliburton Cummings: ALL scanners gone dark
dgames: Uncle just gave dad's address out live on CNN.
IrateShadow: What kind of idiot would start up a fake account while the manhunt is still on? It sounds like a great way to end up with an obstruction charge.
Shryke: There must several dozen Fark Lefties in hysterics this morning. Aw.
muck4doo: Why would Chechens be mad at the U.S?
CognaciousThunk: Nobody is saying where the suspect posted his 'You Killed My Brother' line... FARK? 4chan? Etsy?
Smgth: Shyla: Smgth: Shyla: I need a snack, anyone want anything while I'm up?Go pee for me.Imma dood, so you gotta do it standing up.I'll try, I guess it will work if I stand in the right place.SO it's merely a stance thing not a biologic design problem? I KNEW IT! Putting the seat down is a feminist conspiracy!/Ooooooh, the other women are gonna be mad you let that slip...
thiefofdreams: Black hoodie is not suspect.
Cappalotti: Scanner now saying that he is posting online "I will kill all of you as you've killed my brother."
Haliburton Cummings: HE IS POSTING ONLINE
WhyteRaven74: bulldg4life: Fox News speculating that they were long term sleeper cell....Fox News speculating stupid shiat? Where's ,my fainting couch?
Dynascape: Good Guy Kwame:Profile says dont sponsor because Dyna gets nothing done at work.Sponsors anyway.
Shyla: I need a snack, anyone want anything while I'm up?
zvoidx: ...did we get to the burning log cabin part yet?
No Expectations: The female anchor on MSNBC has been talking in "I'm about to orgasm" voice for the last hour. It is kinda spooky.
Ham Sandvich: vudukungfu: This just in. CNN's reporting that the 7-11 clerk wasn't even supposed to be there that day.Was he one day away from retirement, too?
somedude210: Showdown going on apparentlyguy keeps peering out a window/snipers are gonna get him
heap: dogs a-barking, cats a-screaming, women screaming, fists a-flying, babies crying, cops a-coming, me a-running
Shyla: They've stumbled on some other basement bomb-builder. What are the odds?
James72: Fissile: Wait, I'm confused. Aren't Chechens some of the "good Muslims" that Murica aided and abetted in attacking the Russians? Didn't the US of Murica repeatedly condemn the Russians for dropping cluster bombs on these "good Muslims"? It appears that these Chechens made their way here from Turkey. Isn't Turkey a "good Muslim" country that is a solid friend to Murica, and, even more importantly, a good friend to Israel? Wasn't Bin Laden armed by Murica when he was killing Russians? Sure is funny how the "good Muslims" that the US encourages to attack the Russians always seem to end up turning on Murica.Chechnya is located in the North Caucasus mountains. The suspects are literally Caucasian.
doerism: Boojum2k: So it turns out we weren't living in a Tom Clancy novel, but a John Ringo one?/Oh John Ringo No!Get Ghost on this now!