Snarfangel: muck4doo: Okay, that was crazy. Police closing in on a building, and a shot is heard. Police re-position themselves.Then they turn to the side and spit, and eye the batter warily as the catcher makes hand signals.
SarcasticFark: scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel: Need that guy alive to get the whole story. Hope they get him quick.We don't need the 'whole story' if we know where they're from. If they ARE from Chechnya, we already have the whole story.
Nabb1: News now reporting Dhokhar was able to withdraw money from an ATM last night. BIG scoop there, guys. BIG scoop.
The Life Of Brian: Heard nothing like that on the scanner
The Life Of Brian: WHY does CNN keep saying the police are calling for a Russian translator??Heard nothing like that on the scanner..and the suspect speaks fluent english/been in country & went to highschool for years!
Grand_Moff_Joseph: This is a real-life episode of 24. Seriously.
InmanRoshi: BE ADVISED: Picture of the suspect and his Boston Sleeper Cell, reportedly carrying toxic chemical agent known as "Drakkar Noir". [img.gawkerassets.com image 720x540]
TheShavingofOccam123: scannercop says the old fart had a device, was wearing a vest[1.bp.blogspot.com image 395x271]Official police bulletin: If you see this man, stop, look both ways, then walk quickly across the street. Do not try to apprehend him.
Coco LaFemme: Is Fark back for good, or is it going to go tits up again?
Theory Of Null: Nabb1: News now reporting Dhokhar was able to withdraw money from an ATM last night. BIG scoop there, guys. BIG scoop.So if they had money why would they rob a 711. Something is farked.
Ctrl-Alt-Del: Those sure as shiat ain't "leftie" positions, dude.
pacochu: At any point now, I think Ben Affleck and his gang are going to knock off a bank.
MugzyBrown: So basically an old man was arrested for wearing a sweater vest and carrying an 80's era cell phone?
ShawnDoc: The Life Of Brian: WHY does CNN keep saying the police are calling for a Russian translator??Heard nothing like that on the scanner..and the suspect speaks fluent english/been in country & went to highschool for years!It was on the scanner maybe 20 min ago. A couple people approached police, and they called for a translator to help find out what they wanted.
d23: Robots are trying to undress the guy?
Infernalist: jso2897: Damn I love Farkers. You never learn. After the last 24 hours of total wrong and fail, y'all are still talking about who these guys are and why they did it (assuming they did).You're really f**king precious.have a cookie, grandpa. Matlock will be on in a bit, I promise.
Fissile: Since the collapse of the USSR, the US has taken up a policy of harassing, and outright attacking the Russians through proxies. Sometimes these proxies are nominally Christian, like the Georgians, or the Poles
TheShavingofOccam123: Holmes was more of a male black widow.Yeah, that's what I mean about motivation. I think he probably really enjoyed killing people but he also used it as a serious income stream. There were (are?) lots of medical school skeletons around that might be one of his victim$.
urger: This is a different individual then the brother. This guy 60 to 70. Cops think he has a deadman in his hand. PD approached cuffed, put him on his back, saw what they think is a deadman and pulled back 1000 feet. Explosive Ordinance Disposal in en-route. They are talking to him now.Could be another bomber - could be just a guy breaking the shelter in place order.
mjg: Let the 'profiling' of an entire country (Chechnya) begin./ugh
The Missing Link: Could be the father?
jso2897: Damn I love Farkers. You never learn. After the last 24 hours of total wrong and fail, y'all are still talking about who these guys are and why they did it (assuming they did).You're really f**king precious.
TheManofPA: I'm back, sorry to be a bother but could I get a rundown of the last hour.
ha-ha-guy: d23: Robots are trying to undress the guy?Getting awfully rapey in Boston now.
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