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(ABC News) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   ( abcnews.go.com) divider line
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2013-04-19 10:41:22 AM  

The_Sponge: FlashHarry: The_Sponge: So are any of you going to admit you were wrong when you were so damn sure it what a "tea partier"?

i'll admit it. the bombing was on tax day, and it was pretty poorly executed, so i figured the likely suspect was a teabagger.

*Tipping my hat*

i'm still not sure this isn't the case of a couple of dumb assholes trying to be their own little al qaeda offshoot for whatever reason. this just doesn't seem like a well-planned terrorist plot to me. plus, instead of heading to paradise and their 72 virgins, these assholes knocked over a 7-11 and ran.
2013-04-19 10:41:28 AM  

WTF Indeed: Alex Jones tonight: "This was a false flag operation so Obama could test his martial law takeover of cities plan. He used Boston because they are all good liberals who would trust him."

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2013-04-19 10:41:33 AM  
They got the sunofabiatch?!!!
2013-04-19 10:41:37 AM  
They got em?
2013-04-19 10:41:40 AM  

Hobodeluxe: Shryke: Infernalist: One of your retards tried two different attacks on the government this week.

Haha, nope.

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that's not his Lexus. This guy was homeless,deadbeat dad,unemployed, his family hated him , he loved Ted Nugent, the tea party and thought Obama was an illegitimate usurper of the white house.

AND his mother was arrested for shoplifting last year. What a bunch of losers!
2013-04-19 10:41:43 AM  
So it was Russian Indian Syrian Iranian Sandpeople Teabaggers. 4chan and reddit and Fark are true sleuths ALL OF YOU DESERVE A BADGE
2013-04-19 10:41:47 AM  

Farkbert: did they just say they have him on the ground at gunpoint?

I heard that, yeah.
d23 [BareFark]
2013-04-19 10:41:49 AM  
Hey.. eyes up here!

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2013-04-19 10:41:50 AM  
2013-04-19 10:41:54 AM  
Code 6!
2013-04-19 10:41:54 AM  

Purdue_Pete: rufus-t-firefly: jso2897: Jim from Saint Paul: jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

Sorry - but, in the last twenty-four hours, Farkers have infromed me that the bombers are:
Two random guys in the New York Post.
A missing Indian student.
Redneck gun nuts.
Occupy Wall Streeters.
Iranian or Saudi intel or other operatives.
Please forgive me for failing to buy into whatever the current "theory" is.

Bonus from yesterday's photo release thread: Iranian, based on their Arab noses.

The best theories are the ones that contradict themselves.

Honestly, I think if you put all of that into a crime computer, it comes back with White, Chechen, Muslim, Red-Blooded American, Olympic Boxing Hopeful, Ranch Dressing Loving, Brothers from Ben Afleck's Charter School in Cambridge that have no clear motive other than maybe one being an "outcast".

The truth once again trumps all cray theories.

Well, it usually does - and as painful as it is for all the different absolutists, of all political shades, here, to accept - we may never know, beyond speculation. I'll be surprised if this guy is apprehended alive.
2013-04-19 10:41:54 AM  

JustGetItRight: InmanRoshi: Derpers have only gone 1 for 2 this week on domestic terrorism, after the TeaTard was caught for the Ricin attacks.

  Around 10% of TeaParty Members identify as Democrat, per Gallop Poll.  Yes, TeaTards in Mississippi still identify as Democrat as a remnant from the Civil War and the Dixie South. He lists his political views as independent, he voted and supported multiple republican candidates. He is anti-abortion and pro-gun. He is a fan of Glenn Beck and Republican groups such as Conservative Ladies and ForAmerica. On his twitter page he said he wants Ted Nugent to Run for President and he has a photo attack Obama's mother and the liberal media that comes from the website, RightWingRantsRaves

And I always love the double standard how when a Right Wing Nut commmits a terrorism he was just "crazy" and a "lone nut", but if anyone else commits terrorism it's a reflection of their religion/region/ethnicity.
2013-04-19 10:41:59 AM  
someone on the ground at Monro Muffler?
2013-04-19 10:42:01 AM  
Sounds like they have him alive on the ground
2013-04-19 10:42:20 AM  
RT @theBravest: All audio feeds broadcasting information of the incident in Boston has been suspended as by request by Mass State Police.
2013-04-19 10:42:21 AM  
2013-04-19 10:42:26 AM  

lightwell: I could only imagine the horror of the parents when they find out what their children have done. Parents worst nightmare.

Obviously they never met my ex...
2013-04-19 10:42:32 AM  
They've got someone on the ground at gun point!
Arsenal st.
2013-04-19 10:42:32 AM  
2013-04-19 10:42:38 AM  
Hey I followed this all last night from work..left work at 7am & my @#@$ truck broke down and had to get towed...

NOW it seems all the scanner links are down? Anyone still have a link still active?
2013-04-19 10:42:40 AM  
Yep, they have him at gunpoint, has a device on him.
2013-04-19 10:42:43 AM  
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Gunpoint, perimeter. ON ground. has a transmitter. Police told to keep safe distance.
2013-04-19 10:42:44 AM  

pseudoscience: someone on the ground at Monro Muffler?

Midas Man?
2013-04-19 10:42:44 AM  
Crap.  "He's at gunpoint, on ground, device on him..."
2013-04-19 10:42:45 AM  
They got him at gunpoint on the ground?????????????????

2013-04-19 10:42:46 AM  
He's got a "device on him" and a transmitter.  He's cuffed and on the ground.
2013-04-19 10:42:52 AM  
Jebus...stay safe officers...
2013-04-19 10:42:53 AM  

Biological Ali: be a couple of white guys

Calling them white is like calling an activist-atheist religious. Technically could be considered correct, by definition, but not at all what people meant when they said "white guy".

Not to mention they aren't all that "white" looking.
2013-04-19 10:42:55 AM  
Woah - got him at gunpoint with a device?!
2013-04-19 10:42:56 AM  
They got him, they got him alive.  Holy crap.
2013-04-19 10:42:57 AM  

dittybopper: zerkalo: farking chechens

Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.

This was the Chechnyan Chapter of the Tea Party
2013-04-19 10:42:57 AM  
device on him, not sure if explosives - said 'definitely a transmitter'

so it's either the guy, or some very scared guy with an ipod
2013-04-19 10:42:57 AM  

blackdawn: https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_

Has a recent post in Russian.


"Where will you be waiting for me in London on 21 April?"
2013-04-19 10:42:57 AM  
On the police scanner: They have him at gun point, but he may have a device on him.
2013-04-19 10:43:01 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: No, You Didn't Just Find Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's Secret Twitter Account

Thanks. Good catch.
2013-04-19 10:43:09 AM  
Scanner I been using completely farked.  Can't listen in.
2013-04-19 10:43:16 AM  

Infernalist: THEY GOT HIM

Him or just another guy in a hoodie?
2013-04-19 10:43:18 AM  

Somacandra: FlashHarry: The_Sponge: So are any of you going to admit you were wrong when you were so damn sure it what a "tea partier"?

i'll admit it. the bombing was on tax day, and it was pretty poorly executed, so i figured the likely suspect was a teabagger.

About 95% of Fark needs a coont poont for wishing/hoping it was some particular religion/ethnicity/ideology. That was sickening.

i wasn't hoping anything other than the perps would be caught or killed. my guess was that it was a disgruntled teabagger (are there any other kinds?). but i was wrong.
2013-04-19 10:43:20 AM  
Stupid white woman anchor on CNN is stupid.

Praphrase: "Terrorism is only done by 19 people on a plane. Al-queidaAl-queida Al-queida ".

You are ignorant ma'am.
2013-04-19 10:43:25 AM  
Device in the jacket
2013-04-19 10:43:25 AM  
My $.02...... "Why?" My questions is this.... Why do we always want to know "Why?"? What possible reason could make bombing and killing innocents acceptable? Asking "Why" gives validity to whatever argument these scumbags have rattling around in their skulls. How many times have you personally watched a situation unfolding where innocents are slaughtered and the "compassionate" among us and the media ask "Why?". Once that happens we see a progression of excuses and allowances made for a person or a groups actions. I do not care that these two boys are possibly of the Muslim faith, I do not care if they are terrorists, I do not care if it is a father that abuses his child or wife, I do not care that it is a mother that allows her child to starve to feed her drug habit. The only thing I can see these people have in common, all of these abusers, rapists, murderers and terrorists, is that they are all narcissists in that believe their own thoughts, feelings, world view or religion is more important than anyone else's right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness. FARK them all. I do not want to know why. Put them down like the rabid dog they are, turn off the cameras and never mention their names again. Cremate them and spread their ashes in the holding tanks of a sewage plant. End of story.

This is my opinion and of course will be dissected and spit upon and I really don't care. Want to know "Why?"? Because anyone that would make ANY kind of excuse for someone or some group guilty of killing or abusing of innocents is a part of the problem and not part of the solution and thus a waste of my time.
2013-04-19 10:43:25 AM  
60 yrs old?
2013-04-19 10:43:27 AM  
white male, 60-70 years old, 160 pounds, jeans, light blue shirt, brown jacket, device in his jacket
2013-04-19 10:43:27 AM  

2013-04-19 10:43:28 AM  
Someone on the ground... blue jeans, device in his jacket.
2013-04-19 10:43:36 AM  
and he's 60 to 70 years old, salt pepper hair
2013-04-19 10:43:36 AM  
Crap - he's an old man?
 60-70 years old?
2013-04-19 10:43:36 AM  
I don't think I've been this on edge since The Hurt Locker.
2013-04-19 10:43:41 AM  
salt and pepper hair?  Older male?
2013-04-19 10:43:41 AM  
Did they say 60-70 years old?
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