Shyla: Great, now we have a whole NEW host of people jacking it to this thread!/The new ones will be a lot less creepy at least...Life is short, have at it. Maybe if there was more jacking there would be less of this crap going on.
FC Exile: Scanner died.
SubBass49: You killed my
SubBass49: thiefofdreams: Shyla: Theaetetus: luxup: Radio just said Guy is 'forcing their line posting online' and saying 'You killed my brother'FTFYThat is from a paradoy Twitter account. https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_AParody implies humor. This asshole has farked up police procedures. Another asshat on the internet that can't wait for this to be over to do dumb shiat.It is not funny, nor humorous, just sick.THIS x 1,000Time for people to shut the fark up and let the big boys take care of business.
spentmiles: Woah, I recognize this kid. I wrestled against him in high school. He had this one move called the Chechnyan Pretzel. Basically, he'd come storming out, grab you by the legs and arms and twist you into a farking pretzel. He looks small but must have had some extra chromosomes are some shiat, because he could open canned goods with his farking teeth. Anyway, nobody could even come close to beating the son of a biatch. And I had to wrestle him in the first round of our State tourney!When the whistle blew, I came charging out and he came charging out. Just like lightning, he grabbed and twisted me around. I was upside down and turned around before I knew what hit me. Then I saw it - dangling out of a singlet, a pair of hairy testicles! Cheating be damned, I craned my neck and sunk my teeth into the farkers. I pinned him half a second later.Coach asked me how I won and I told him about the ball bite. He asked, "You bit his nuts?" And I had to admit, "No, they were mine!"
wolfzr2: All scanner feeds are down for me now.
Earguy: Anyone have a citation that the younger brother ran over the older?
IwasKloot: Just heard "Oh my God, he's back..." on boston scanner then the connection died.
IrateShadow: What kind of idiot would start up a fake account while the manhunt is still on? It sounds like a great way to end up with an obstruction charge.
Alonjar: wolfzr2: All scanner feeds are down for me now.same
msupf: Seriously, are there some Bostoniains being dicks at this point, just completely ignorant, or are there people helping this kid?How many people running around in hoodies are they going to come across before they get him?
Mike Chewbacca: Scanner died for me too. I think shiat is going down.
Theaetetus: According to the scanner, they're calling in a ballistic canine. I wasn't even aware we had suborbital canines.
Lollipop165: Why the hell were they still in Boaton? They could have farking got on a plane by now or hell, at least California or where ever.
nekom: IlGreven: ThrobblefootSpectre: rev. dave: So are we going to bomb the hell out of Chechnya now?Seeing as how Chechnya is a state of Russia (within Russia's internal borders), that seems highly unlikely. One of the few things that would make Moscow unhappier than Chechens bombing Moscow would be Americans bombing Chechnya.Which is probably their motive: Chechen independence. Bomb a big U.S. event to put pressure on Russia's biggest frenemy to do something.Likely to backfire on them, though. Next time Russia sends some tanks into Chechnya, do you really think the U.S. is going to protest?
Biological Ali: s2s2s2: bugontherug: Everyone was speculatingI saw a lot of hopeful speculating that they were white. I heard very little speculating, otherwise. Anyone I did see speculating non-white wasn't doing it hopefully.To be fair, I watched no cable news, and only skimmed the threads. It was just much easier to find "white hope" in these threads.Define "hopeful speculating".
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Chris Matthews was rushed to a local hospital after learning that the suspects were not white guys.
bugontherug: indarwinsshadow: Maybe we need to learn to be more like the Russians. You go in, and you crush the country (Chechnya).Agreed. Because crushing Chechnya has halted all terrorist attacks in Russia, just like invading Iraq finally put a stop to terrorist attacks there, and in the United States. In no way have either of these responses fed into any kind of cycle of violence or anything like that.
thiefofdreams: wolfzr2: All scanner feeds are down for me now.Same here. Seems it went dark for all of us at the same exact time.
dgames: Uncle just gave dad's address out live on CNN.
BraveNewCheneyWorld: Xcott: It's strange to see someone get all huffy and offended when people speculate. I imagine you standing next to a roulette table, screaming "LOOK, IT WAS 17. ALL OF YOU IDIOTS WHO THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHAT NUMBER IT WOULD BE SHOULD GO FARK YOURSELVES AND BE ASHAMED OF YOUR LIES."That is perhaps the dumbest comparison ever. The usual Dem loyalists were trying to exploit a tragedy to demonize their political opponents. No matter how you look at it, they're immoral douches.
namegoeshere: wolfzr2: All scanner feeds are down for me now.Could they (police) have crashed them on purpose? Is that possible?
rocinante721: Boston PD are asking all not to tweet or post any information from their scanners.
TheManofPA: I'm back after four hours of sleep and the drive to work. Followed the first thread from the beginning so I've been at this since like 11:15. It was exhausting last night. Anyone else from those threads back and awake or is the morning team handling passing on info?
luxup: SubBass49: You killed mySubBass49: thiefofdreams: Shyla: Theaetetus: luxup: Radio just said Guy is 'forcing their line posting online' and saying 'You killed my brother'FTFYThat is from a paradoy Twitter account. https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_AParody implies humor. This asshole has farked up police procedures. Another asshat on the internet that can't wait for this to be over to do dumb shiat.It is not funny, nor humorous, just sick.THIS x 1,000Time for people to shut the fark up and let the big boys take care of business.Not sure what this is about. I posted what I heard a cop say over the police scanner, not what some bs twitter feed says. When a cop at a standoff is saying over the scanner something about the suspect saying 'you killed my brother' that's fair game isn't it?
FinFangFark: 7-11. Slurpees have surreal powers.
scubamage: Bungles: bulldg4life: Fox News speculating that they were long term sleeper cell....Yes, 9yo started a sleeper cell. Brilliant.Do sleeper cells actually exist outside Tom Clancy novels and 24?Yes. See below, and google Anna Chapman.[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x503]
heap: Coco LaFemme: I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.slurpee, bang, boom, screech, boom, bang, bang, bangboomsqueelsquish, raccoon, hoodies-a-poppin', dogs-a-barkin, cancel the whole city's picnic, perimeters that don't perimet very well, and a boston police officer that's apparently fine with being Mr. In and Out Real Quck.
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