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(ABC News) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   ( abcnews.go.com) divider line
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2013-04-19 08:59:23 AM  
Looks like cops got someone they didn't expect who was saying they'd get bounced out pretty quick?  Any idea who?
2013-04-19 08:59:31 AM  
This is who they need to send in to negotiate
Derek's drake jihad Mohammed, mother farker!
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2013-04-19 08:59:39 AM  
I like this perp shot on my local news site.

Are sketch artists painting on canvas now?  Fancy!

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2013-04-19 08:59:39 AM  
Uncle calls both 'losers'. Hee!
2013-04-19 08:59:47 AM  
Whoah! I will kill all you as you killed my brother!
2013-04-19 08:59:49 AM  
2013-04-19 08:59:50 AM  
Suspect is on the radio..

I will kill you all like you killed my brother.
2013-04-19 08:59:51 AM  
Suspect is posting online.
2013-04-19 08:59:53 AM  
holy fark. did you get that?
2013-04-19 08:59:54 AM  
What the fark was that on the scanner?
2013-04-19 08:59:54 AM  
2013-04-19 08:59:55 AM  
HOLY fark.

"I will kill all of you as you killed my brother."  Apparently he's posting online.
2013-04-19 08:59:56 AM  
From the scanner just now, he says "I will kill all you as you killed my brother."
2013-04-19 08:59:57 AM  
He is shouting "I will kill all of you as you killed my brother" according to police scanner
2013-04-19 08:59:58 AM  
2013-04-19 09:00:01 AM  
Posting on line i will kill all of you as you killed my brother
2013-04-19 09:00:08 AM  

big pig peaches: zerkalo: farking chechens

Does that mean they're white and Muslim?

Wow fark was right.

Dear police:

Please shoot the other one in the spine and take him alive.

The crotch is also an acceptable target.
2013-04-19 09:00:12 AM  
Just came over the police scanner:

"He is posting online, 'I will kill all of you as you killed my brother.'"
2013-04-19 09:00:13 AM  

SlothB77: the correct pronunciation of this jackass is 'Jahar'.

Jah - har.

the news is mispronouncing his name.

Wasn't he in "Aladdin"?
2013-04-19 09:00:19 AM  
Wow... totally did not expect Chechnens. This could get very nasty.
2013-04-19 09:00:20 AM  
Suspect posting online
2013-04-19 09:00:23 AM  
Livestream this, scanner reports that.... who cares?
What does the NY Post say?!
2013-04-19 09:00:27 AM  
The guy is posting online right now!
2013-04-19 09:00:36 AM  

namegoeshere: mekki: That's what I am going for. These were two brothers doing something on their own with no bigger group backing them up. Just a couple of psychopaths whose only agenda was their own.

One psychopath. The older one. One follower, younger, who is in it for the love and approval of the older. He most likely never would have done anything like this if not influenced by the older.

Rarely do two psychopaths hook up. Psychopaths need ot be the Alpha, and you can't have two of them.

/my opinion.

Actually, not really just opinion. What you're suggesting is similar to the dynamic at work between Dylan Kliebold and Eric Harris.
2013-04-19 09:00:36 AM  
"kill you like you killed my brother"

2013-04-19 09:00:37 AM  
Seems they moved the negotiator to another channel. They might actually have him.

Cause that was some haunting shiat.
2013-04-19 09:00:39 AM  
Scanner now saying that he is posting online "I will kill all of you as you've killed my brother."
2013-04-19 09:00:46 AM  

Shyla: Smgth: Shyla: I need a snack, anyone want anything while I'm up?

Go pee for me.

Imma dood, so you gotta do it standing up.

I'll try, I guess it will work if I stand in the right place.

SO it's merely a stance thing not a biologic design problem? I KNEW IT! Putting the seat down is a feminist conspiracy!

/Ooooooh, the other women are gonna be mad you let that slip...
2013-04-19 09:00:49 AM  
I find it very odd that the media is allowed to be so close. If this were the UK, they'd be held a hell of a lot further back.
2013-04-19 09:00:51 AM  

thiefofdreams: Mike Chewbacca: Boston Police Dept. @Boston_Police 4m

#MediaAlert: WARNING: Do Not Compromise Officer Safety by Broadcasting Tactical Positions of Homes Being Searched.

Understood. Will only give non-specifics from here on out. Don't follow twitter so thank man.

Heh, that was just for flavor. I'm sure he's not hanging out here on Fark.
2013-04-19 09:00:52 AM  
wft was that about 'my brother'???
2013-04-19 09:00:58 AM  

Mike Chewbacca: CheatCommando: Not so sure about that. If they felt that way, the initial bombing would have been a suicide operation. I think what we have here is kids who have absorbed enough American culture to think suicide is stupid. I'm putting this down to sheer panic when they realized that they were not the supermen they thought they were, and that this isn't a videogame where they can go back to a prior save and rethink their strategy.

The older (dead) one strapped a small bomb to his chest. The cops think the younger one has one, too.

That would be post-panic.  Now he may see no way out. Quit making him out to be a comic book villian - evil is usually far more banal than that.
2013-04-19 09:01:03 AM  
they said he is posting online " I will kill all you just like you killed my brother"

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2013-04-19 09:01:11 AM  
Even now the Tea-hadists on Fox are trying to spin this by calling this pair "Russians".   Chechens are not Russians, they are not even Slavic.   No one will admit that our "good Muslim" friends have repeatedly turned on Murica and farked up its shiat.
2013-04-19 09:01:14 AM  
The authorities better be right about this, b/c they've pulled most of their resources to this one location.  If they're wrong, that guy is gone for sure.
2013-04-19 09:01:19 AM  

ipxodi: BPD just asked media to not broadcast positions of Police tactical units.
Sad that they need to say that.  Stupid media.

So no pics of guys lying prone on shed roofs. . .
2013-04-19 09:01:20 AM  
Homegrown Chechen Islamic Terrorists. Huh.
2013-04-19 09:01:23 AM  

Haliburton Cummings: HE IS POSTING ONLINE

What's his Fark handle?
2013-04-19 09:01:25 AM  

hinten: Walker: poot_rootbeer: You guys are STILL repeating unsubstantiated reports about incidents still in progress?

Knock that shiat off!

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You're right, let's talk about Lindsay Lohan instead, IN THE FARKING MARATHON BOMBER THREAD.

You convinced me!  Okay, let's keep ruining innocent people's lives with false reports.
2013-04-19 09:01:34 AM  

thiefofdreams: Seems they moved the negotiator to another channel. They might actually have him.

Cause that was some haunting shiat.

Yes. Very haunting.
2013-04-19 09:01:48 AM  

USP .45: Novart: So many people were hoping this would be the work of right wing extremists. A real tragedy.

you still have those claiming victory because these dudes were from the Caucasus and are technically religious right, not even trying to be ironic about it.

"see, right-wing white people!"

Ok, the people who really wanted this to be right wing extremists a la teabaggers have an ax to grind and are not playing with a full deck.

For the sane of us who were hoping it was home grown, you do understand is was so that we would not have to deal with any international complications should they get away, I don't know what is wrong with wanting that?

As a matter of fact, I don't think you could prove otherwise without injecting your own ideology and exposing your true agenda on the matter.

I'm glad we got one and it looks like it's just a matter of time before we get this other guy and though I don't know a whole lot about Chechnia I'm going to guess they are not going to give us any trouble when it comes to this guy.

But if we really want to inject politics into this...

Clinton - 1st World Trade bombers caught on his watch
Obama - Perpetrators of 1st and 2nd worse terrorist attacks apprehended (matter of time) under his watch.

But enough of that.  Radio just said Guy is 'forcing their line' and saying 'You killed my brother'  Me thinks we may be at his breaking point.  Man, this is going to make one hell of a movie.
2013-04-19 09:02:02 AM  

Haliburton Cummings: HE IS POSTING ONLINE

Scanner just reported: his Fark handle is BraveNewCheneyWorld!
2013-04-19 09:02:09 AM  

OregonVet: msupf: OregonVet: Ham Sandvich: Bullet hole in my wall from Watertown shootout. My head was there minutes before. #watertown twitter.com/Dutchguy000/st...
- Kristian Tuinzing (@Dutchguy000) April 19, 2013

I call bullshiat- that hole is at least a week old.

it's legit, but it happened to a different person, who posted additional photos of cops and bomb detection robots in the street below him, as well as proof of the firefight.

this asshat is co-opting this one photo for fame.

I thought my joke was a little more obvious than that. :/

Why do they hate last Thursday?
2013-04-19 09:02:16 AM  
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2013-04-19 09:02:20 AM  
listening to the live police feed. holy farking shiatballs
2013-04-19 09:02:22 AM  
posting online where?
2013-04-19 09:02:22 AM  

nekom: cptrios: DamnYankees: This kid must be scared beyond his mind right now. Not that we need to feel bad for him, but just from a sociological point of view, imagine how farked he must feel.

I know you're getting a ton of crap for this, but it's a completely valid thought...I get the feeling that this kid was in thrall to his older brother and is at best a reluctant participant. It doesn't mean we should feel sorry for him, but it means that it might be possible to take him alive and get to the bottom of all of this.

Let's hope so. Not because I want blood (them both being dead would suffice for that), but because I want answers. I want the WHY behind this.

Why?  Serious question.  At best, this kid is going to spout an explanation which you will reject.  At worst,  you'll agree with him that "They had it coming."
2013-04-19 09:02:23 AM  

ACunningPlan: One of the most interesting insights into Tamerlan's personality so far comes from a photo album, titled "Will Box For Passport," that photographer Johannes Hirn took of the slain suspect. Tamerlan was apparently a boxer who hoped to gain citizenship by being selected for the U.S. Olympic team: "Unless his native Chechnya becomes independent, Tamerlan says he would rather compete for the United States than for Russia," Hirn wrote.
Other captions paint Tamerlan as a devoted Muslim. "I'm very religious," he says at one point, noting that he does not smoke or drink alchol. "There are no values anymore," he says, worrying that "people can't control themselves."
Tamerlan also appears isolated and bewildered by American life. "I don't have a single American friend," he laments, despite living in the United States for five years. "I don't understand them."

Maybe this is why he targeted a sporting event; and maybe being a devout Muslim had nothing to do with this?

2013-04-19 09:02:32 AM  

luxup: Radio just said Guy is 'forcing their line posting online' and saying 'You killed my brother'

2013-04-19 09:02:34 AM  
Better get a move on, these Chechens be getting truculent.
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