phritz: I just got this email, it is only the second most insane thing happening right now:From: Mrs Mona Saaedi <kgbrygg[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]dnabderb[* image 7x13]net>To:Subject: I AM MRS MONA SAEEDI A MUSLIM WOMAN--I HAVE INHERITANCE FOR U
Bunny Deville: As someone who has lived through one school shooting (I wasn't there, left an hour before, same building, still the scariest day of my life)
FizixJunkee: contrapunctus: Scanner says "blonde male"....I don't *think* these are the marathon suspects.Perhaps he bleached his hair today after the FBI showed his pics to all of America?
cameroncrazy1984: And then some sort of attempted rape?
Tatsuma: IEDs, grenades, automatic rifles...They have to be the guys behind the marathon.
Notabunny: GAT_00: Hmm, so this is pretty much done, just disable the bombs. Suspects are held.One suspect is at large. He took off in an SUV while shooting out the window.
Omahawg: cameroncrazy1984: And then some sort of attempted rape?[t3.gstatic.com image 230x219]
Gyrfalcon: Bleach is cheap.
LordJiro: I think this is a perfect example of "Better safe than sorry."
GAT_00: Notabunny: GAT_00: Hmm, so this is pretty much done, just disable the bombs. Suspects are held.One suspect is at large. He took off in an SUV while shooting out the window.They were saying one suspect heading to Beth Israel, someone else pinned down, and someone escaping, but only two suspects. So it's unclear which of those three is false.This isn't being directed well.
HaywoodJablonski: Fark It: "tank-like vehicle" - DHS MRAPThe police have themselves an RV
Bunny Deville: A tank like vehicle from homeland security pulling up into a residential neighborhood. Damn. shiat gettin real.
Fark It: "tank-like vehicle" - DHS MRAP
ShawnDoc: What was that? "I'm going to be quiet for 20 min, everyone be happy."
styckx: Live CNN stream for you cable cutters: http://www.wwhdtv.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
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