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(The Big Story)   Runner survives Boston bombing, returns home in time for the Waco explosion. "Maybe he just needs to stand in an open field"   ( bigstory.ap.org) divider line
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7626 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Apr 2013 at 6:48 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-19 07:30:10 AM  
4 votes:
If I knew him, I would be the a$$hole friend who would sneak up behind him and pop a big paper bag...
2013-04-18 11:04:05 PM  
4 votes:
 "Maybe he just needs to stand in an open field"

Headline of tomorrow: Runner hit by lightning while standing in open field.
2013-04-19 03:03:52 PM  
1 vote:
He could unwind on a Carnival cruise.
2013-04-19 08:48:09 AM  
1 vote:
Suddenly: Hanta virus
2013-04-19 08:25:19 AM  
1 vote:
I wonder if I can get him to buy me a Lotto ticket?
2013-04-19 07:35:01 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not hangimng around with that guy even if he is buying the drinks.
2013-04-19 07:34:21 AM  
1 vote:
dont stand in an open field, that might invite a meteor impact.  do you want an extinction level global catastrophe??
2013-04-19 01:10:25 AM  
1 vote:

SilentStrider: Stay the f*ck out of Pennsylvania.

I hear Ann Arbor is nice this time of year...
2013-04-19 12:37:10 AM  
1 vote:
Stay the f*ck out of Pennsylvania.
2013-04-18 10:53:40 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-18 10:45:17 PM  
1 vote:
"Maybe he just needs to stand in an open field"

Like the open field that hijacked airliner turned into a small crater?
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