Jument: When I was in high school I was very into D&D and other RPGs. At the time there was a media backlash, one of the first ones probably. At the time we had a house cleaner in once a week. One day my Mom said "the house cleaner found your D&D books, she was horrified and told me I need to make you stop playing". I was quite shocked. Then she said "so I fired her".
Gonz: orclover: D&nD has created at least 1 life. Wife an I met at a D&D game.This is kind of an unfortunate combination of name and comment. Just sayin'.
Lord Fluffy: Pat Robertson:Failing his save vs. personal delusion for decades.
KarmicDisaster: Marcie! Noooooo!
Dixon Cider: I can't wait till he dies and is very disappointed!If not... I hope he is eternally assraped, rape-rape style, for all the lives this POS has destroyed with his ignorant and bigoted words.How many kids committed suicide or lived in mental anguish because their parents were listening to what this taintwad said?He ranks up there with any destructive religious zealots in history...
dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 468x240]See, people? Literally.
2wolves: "You see a gazebo..."
odinsposse: Rhypskallion: If he cared about his viewers, he would tell them to stay away from alcohol. With alcohol, there are decades of statistics showing the lives that have been destroyed.That all remind me, I want to go to a D&D game on Friday. What type of beer should I bring?[bythepint.com image 680x510]
Arachnophobe: 2wolves: "You see a gazebo..."I call out to it.
Arachnophobe: Felgraf: It's not a lightsaber! It's a psionic spirit blade!/(I shall spread the buttery justice of Therin over the toast of your iniquity!"//Such a good movie.You're the first person I've seen outside my group of friends that knows that movies. Favoriting you with that quote. :D/I seduce the priestess!
IdBeCrazyIf: The deftly fast bard known as Robertson quietly strolled into the court yard that day. It was a wonderful day with the sun up high, the air cool with a soft spring breeze and townsfolk hustling amongst the flowing crowds. Robertson took up position nearby an aging weeping willow, standing tall in his brightly adorned garb. He slowly but with great intent withdrew his instrument, wonderfully inlaid with rivulets of mithril and carved from the bleached bones of a dragon.*rolls charisma check*check failedNo sooner than he arrived, entire throngs of crowds began to gather nearby some to cheer but most to jeer.*dexterity check*check passedSoon the noise of the crowd easily overtook the failing bard and he retreated from the town square finding a nearby shadow to hide while the mob passed. He hid in the shadow thinking to himself "If only they knew". For what the crowd had no idea was that the evil Baron had hired the Bard to distract the townsfolk while he had his men slip into the mines and steal what they could.
RatMaster999: digitalrain: orclover: D&nD has created at least 1 life. Wife an I met at a D&D game.My husband and I did too.My wife and I did, too. Stole her from the DM.
DerAppie: [25.media.tumblr.com image 714x429]
mitEj: I know that I have died thanks to D&D hundreds of times in the 25+ years I have been playing.Clearly he knows what he is talking about
2wolves: Arachnophobe: 2wolves: "You see a gazebo..."I call out to it.Nothing happens.
The Muthaship: Silverstaff: The Pastor made it clear that unless I brought in all my D&D books and "satanic idols" to be burned at the Church and confessed and repented in front of the Church that I was secretly a Satanist among them and repented that sin, I wouldn't be welcome at that Church anymore.I don't think any in history ever didn't happen as much as this didn't happen.
Diogenes: Not only are his thinking and philosophy archaic, so are his targets. I wonder what he thinks about Pogs?
Aidan: RatMaster999: digitalrain: orclover: D&nD has created at least 1 life. Wife an I met at a D&D game.My husband and I did too.My wife and I did, too. Stole her from the DM.Semi-ditto. I definitely thought the DM was hot. Never did get anything good in the game by sleeping with him though. Still don't get anything. Bastard ran a homebrew campaign set at the 1889 Paris World's Fair last year and I didn't get to play. Frozen marbles in the bed time... :)
Because People in power are Stupid: He was probably referring to the cartoon.[2.bp.blogspot.com image 742x572]Stars like Willie Ames and Donny Most really didn't have a career after this flop.
Rreal: dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 468x240]See, people? Literally.It's funny because all the folks playing were girls, in the 80'sSeriously, I'm the only girl I know who played D&D in the 80's and I had a penis back then.
Chainsaw Turd Elf: I've been working on a rap song for a long time, but so far the only rhyme I have is:Smokin' Ex Lax Like Gary Gygax
Summer Glau's Love Slave: No arrow to the knee reference yet?/Y'all be slippin'
gilgigamesh: Katolu: xanadian: 1983 called, it wanted its manufactured outrage back...No kidding. It's played by middle-aged professional family guys now.My group consists of 7 guys. 5 of us are married, 4 with kids.We're all in our thirties and forties, mostly with advanced degrees.Thursday nights we get tore up on fine weed and craft beers, order pizza and run thru Temple of Elemental Evil, using 1st edition rules./yeah! Its thursday!
Weaver95: tortilla burger: D&D teaches valuable life lessons. I've learned that it's better to cast magic missile at the darkness rather than curse it.Or something.D&D taught me that dead orcs are easier to loot than live ones.
Arachnophobe: Felgraf: Arachnophobe: FelgrafIt's really the best D&D movie ever made. (And they may be working on a followup? Can't recall)They are! It was Kickstartered and fully funded. It's called 'The Gamers: Hands of Fate'.
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