ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Being white and overprivileged means you can't get a bra that doesn't hang out of your dress? [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 354x960]
WeenerGord: The Delta Gamma website was hacked/Enjoy before it comes down//check out the links
Lollipop165: lol, UMD's Delta Gamma website has been hacked: clicky
impaler: Lollipop165: lol, UMD's Delta Gamma website has been hacked: clickyThat is art!A rotating disco chicken gif captioned "I regret nothing" header, over the email, with Icona Pop's "I Love It" blaring in the background... GENIUS
impaler: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Being white and overprivileged means you can't get a bra that doesn't hang out of your dress? [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 354x960]She likes that pose
blatz514: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 184x960]biatch needs a sammich./sharp knees, ect.
impaler: I can't wait for her Tosh.0 redemption.
impaler: I can't wait for her Tosh.0 redemption. coont poonting.
UrinalPooper: This girl is awesome. If I was 20 years younger I'd propose to her.
trippycrazy12: UrinalPooper: This girl is awesome. If I was 20 years younger I'd propose to her.who says you can't? Some girls need sugar daddies.
dj_bigbird: I eagerly await her in a Vivid video "Sorority Sluts in Action" or some such. Hopefully with lots of sorostitute spankings.
ZeroCorpse: dj_bigbird: I eagerly await her in a Vivid video "Sorority Sluts in Action" or some such. Hopefully with lots of sorostitute spankings.Are you kidding? This is the kind of girl who will get out of school and have a cushy career all picked out for her thanks to her daddy's connections, or she'll have a guy lined up to take care of her monetary needs. She's definitely not going to end up having to DO anything for her living.I'm willing to bet this girl has never had to work for anything in her life. She thinks she has, but she hasn't.
ZeroCorpse: I'm willing to bet this girl has never had to work for anything in her life. She thinks she has, but she hasn't.
WeenerGord: ZeroCorpse: I'm willing to bet this girl has never had to work for anything in her life. She thinks she has, but she hasn't.Sex work is still work, in fact, it is one of the oldest professions
Demetrius: I'll pay money to watch the c*nt punting.
orange whip: Sororities and Frats are groups for insecure people to band together and not feel insecure because they are members of a club/never in one//played in a band that played at a LOT of greek functions///they have huge budgets for social activities////yes we did grossly overcharge them and steal their women
MidnightVoyager: [i.imgur.com image 619x92]This is my favorite one. By far.
megarian: This is poetry.But I'm having a hard time here...does anyone have pics of what sorority girls might look like? For science.
cwheelie: Anyone get a screenshot of the hacked website? Looks like they've taken it down
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