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(Chron)   Texas woman obtains indisputable proof that ghosts are real, and they wear leisure suits   ( chron.com) divider line
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2013-04-18 12:18:36 PM  
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Died in a tragic disco accident.

Well he's definitely not "Stayin' Alive".
2013-04-18 01:33:10 PM  
4 votes:
Laugh all you want, but when I looked at that picture the man's head turned and looked RIGHT AT ME.  And at that very same moment, my doorbell rang.  AND THERE WAS NO ONE THERE!  But right there, hanging on the door, was a prosthetic hand IN THE SHAPE OF A HOOK!
2013-04-18 03:18:42 PM  
3 votes:
He must have been an EXTRA heinous businessman. Most of those type are condemned to wander the Earth for eternity covered in the chans they forged in life, link by link.

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But no. His crimes were so vile that Satan went "You know what? Chains just won't do this time. I'm sending you up to spend eternity in a LEISURE SUIT!"


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2013-04-18 01:32:27 PM  
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2013-04-18 12:16:00 PM  
3 votes:
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Died in a tragic disco accident.
2013-04-18 02:14:21 PM  
2 votes:

lunkhed: Bravo Two:
I assume two things to be true:

1. Matter (and energy) can neither be created nor destroyed, only change form.
2. Scientists agree that even if an object is destroyed, information about that object is maintained.

I believe, but cannot substantiate, that when we die, whatever makes us, us (be that an electric charge or sum of bits in particles), still lingers even if our physical presence no longer does.

However, I also personally believe that I'll keep an open mind and not discount the possibility until we can conclusively prove a negative. Hell, we can't conclusively prove the existence of dark matter and particles of gravity, but people are still hunting for them.

I'm troubled by the bacteria.
Billions of them have died and all those ghosts are just clogging up the air.

This is why I haven't seen any ghosts of humans - they're being blocked by the ghosts of bacteria.

That explains why Jamie Lee Curtis can't poop.
2013-04-18 01:50:26 PM  
2 votes:
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Andy Hallett - fabulous even from beyond the grave.
2013-04-18 01:21:37 PM  
2 votes:
All I can see is Borat. Anybody else?
2013-04-18 01:06:16 PM  
2 votes:
There's an app for that.
2013-04-18 03:17:54 PM  
1 vote:
I'm all for ghosts being real and evn visotors from space  but give me a break the multiple shows about the paranormal are so hokey as to be dumb,particurly the southern one
2013-04-18 02:56:53 PM  
1 vote:

pag1107: AdolfOliverPanties: Can digital cameras have double exposures?

No but digital photos can be Photoshopped.

Photoshopped?  What type of witchcraft are you talking about?  Photos cannot be altered!
What also floats in water?
2013-04-18 02:54:27 PM  
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2013-04-18 02:21:19 PM  
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2013-04-18 02:05:50 PM  
1 vote:
Obviously not staying alive
2013-04-18 01:54:01 PM  
1 vote:
Believe in an afterlife if you choose, but don't play tricks by trying to justify it with scientifical jargon that isn't true.

This would be a great FINAL episode of Mythbusters.
2013-04-18 01:52:42 PM  
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2013-04-18 01:08:07 PM  
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2013-04-18 12:50:16 PM  
1 vote:
Why the fark would a ghost be wearing clothes?
2013-04-18 12:28:19 PM  
1 vote:

Walker: Sybarite: [ww4.hdnux.com image 628x350]

Died in a tragic disco accident.

Well he's definitely not "Stayin' Alive".

Heaven must be missing an angel.
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