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(Fox News)   Ten creepiest food mascots of all time, featuring at number 4, Ronald McDonald, the early years   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2013-04-18 12:22:55 PM  
4 votes:
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Don't look up unless you want to see his root.
2013-04-18 11:35:29 AM  
4 votes:
Willard Scott as Ronald next to me back in the late 60's. I'm like "Who the f*ck is this clown?"
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2013-04-18 11:07:04 AM  
4 votes:
Frankenberry? Try this on your breakfast table.

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2013-04-18 01:10:34 PM  
3 votes:

BowtoMogul: What about the creepy moon-man from Mac Tonight?

CSB: There was a girl in my high school that had a prominent chin and forehead and generally felt her shiat didn't stink; her nickname in the hallways was "Big Mac Tonight".
2013-04-18 12:50:33 PM  
3 votes:

Sybarite: Frankenberry? Try this on your breakfast table.

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2013-04-18 12:18:31 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-04-18 11:04:09 AM  
3 votes:
Perhaps it was the Noid who should have avoided me...

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2013-04-18 02:02:02 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-18 01:24:31 PM  
2 votes:

udhq: Also, does anyone else remember those singing rat things from the quizno's commercials?  Those were definitely one of the strangest food mascots out there.

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You got that right!
2013-04-18 01:04:50 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-18 12:54:52 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-18 12:37:22 PM  
2 votes:
Forget the Hamburglar, Jack is clearly the real criminal.

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You blow up one conference room full of stuffed shirts and they label you a criminal.
I'd rather work for Jack than Ronald McDonald. Jack would come to your cube "Harry. Let's walk and talk. This way, harry. you know, we really like having you around here, Harry. The people like you and you do real quality work. But you don't get to see all the numbers, Harry. Our Tilapia Breakfast Burrito was a flop. Marketing called it 'health conscious and a driver,' Harry. How can you argue with those metrics? Anyhoo, I have ware houses full of tilapia and contract with a Mexican tortilla factory to produce a million tortilla. Looks like I'm gonna have to shingle my floor with tortillas, Harry. Anyhow, through no fault of your own, we're gonna have to let you go. I'd give you a letter of glowing recommendation but no one reads those anyways and legal says no. Well, here we are, Harry. The street. Good luck and good bye. Security is dumping your stuff out. those cardboard boxes aren't cheap.

Ronald McDonald? Hey hey everybody in Cube Farm C! Let's all wave bye bye to Harry. He's got to go. Bye bye Harry! Walk towards the door, Harry. Don't give Sheriff Big Mac any trouble now. He'll taze you like a coffee swilling table squatter.
2013-04-18 12:25:28 PM  
2 votes:
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Back in the 80's, I kinda sorta remember the kid in the wheel chair was still wearing his Moto X gear. Sure didn't have a motorized chair, the crippled aristocrat. Thought the blonde would grow up to be hawt. I guess I was wrong.
2013-04-18 12:21:43 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-18 12:19:51 PM  
2 votes:
The Big Fig was awesome. That is all.

/Here comes the tricky part!
2013-04-18 04:37:30 PM  
1 vote:

Rufus Lee King: Arby's living, talking oven mitt always creeped me out for some reason. Can't say why, really.

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Is it just me, or does the Arby's Oven Mitt look like he might be the Hamburger Helper Hand's special-needs brother?
2013-04-18 03:23:34 PM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: Frankenberry? Try this on your breakfast table.

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The  Sugar Krinkles float down here.
2013-04-18 03:14:50 PM  
1 vote:

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The one in the visor was called "Kid Vid", that is all I can recall.
Props to BK for having a token black AND Hispanic kid rounding out their cast.

Huh.  There's a guy in my neighborhood we call Kid Vid, too.

Come to think of it, he also looks like he eats a couple hundred dollars worth of Burger King each week.
2013-04-18 02:55:26 PM  
1 vote:
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This thing always gave me chills.
2013-04-18 01:38:13 PM  
1 vote:

Carn: Thebloodpotato: Carn: Thebloodpotato: Carn: This article = FAIL

The California Raisins are awesome and the writer can shut his whore mouth.

While we're at it, Colonel Sanders is alright, Frankenberry is awesome and Randy Savage is super mega awesome.

have you played their video game? its off the chain...

No I haven't, but I've seen the Christmas special about a thousand times.

i can't eat raisins anymore just for that raisin.

Sounds like you've got a grape with them.

no it's the fact that tv personified my favorite bran of cereal
2013-04-18 01:09:39 PM  
1 vote:

mcgreggers99: List fails without the king


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2013-04-18 12:59:31 PM  
1 vote:

Xenomech: Sybarite: Frankenberry? Try this on your breakfast table.

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So John Wayne Gacy cereal?
2013-04-18 12:55:35 PM  
1 vote:

Walker: Willard Scott as Ronald next to me back in the late 60's. I'm like "Who the f*ck is this clown?"

Someone really should check the crawl space under his house.
2013-04-18 12:54:03 PM  
1 vote:

So my kid was asking me the other day, "What is the Green Giant made of? Is he all one vegetable, or made of different vegetables?"

He's made of delicious vegetables. Every day, we have to pull veggies off of him. And if you don't eat your veggies, he will continue to grow. Look how freaking big he is now, kid. Scientist say that if you don't develop a healthy appetite for Brussels Sprouts (you don't want to know where those grow on him, believe me), he will grow so big that his weight will push the planet out of it's orbit. We'll freeze to death or burst in to flames depending on where he's standing.

It was a lot easier back in the baby boom years but you kids have got to pick up the pace. You might be looking at butter beans for breakfast. Yeah. it is just that bad.
2013-04-18 12:48:52 PM  
1 vote:
Walker: Willard Scott as Ronald next to me back in the late 60's. I'm like "Who the f*ck is this clown?"

Lucky. I got to see one of his knock offs open a McDonald's in Chicago.. He appeared in a roped off area in front of the store, threw a handful of cheap toys in to the crowd and disappeared in to the store.

I wasn't the only kid disappointed. Later that year, when the plaza welcomed Santa, Ronald rode in the front seat of the fire truck while Santa rode in the back. Just before the truck passed in front of me, a kid hurled something at Ronald. Ron just shook his finger at the crowd. But he got the message: Don't bring your uptown attitude in to the south side.

Then Ringmaster Ned walked through the crowd. Now, that was a class act.
2013-04-18 12:47:21 PM  
1 vote:
So my kid was asking me the other day, "What is the Green Giant made of?  Is he all one vegetable, or made of different vegetables?"

I had no response, mind blown...
2013-04-18 12:47:21 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-18 12:31:18 PM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: Frankenberry? Try this on your breakfast table.

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Down here, they all float.....
2013-04-18 12:23:28 PM  
1 vote:

Cold_Sassy: Colonel Sanders is creepy?

And the Noid should be #1 on the most-annoying list, not creepy, just stupid.

A guy named Noid robbed a Domino's because of the Noid.
2013-04-18 12:19:30 PM  
1 vote:
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^^ List fails without the king ^^
2013-04-18 10:43:28 AM  
1 vote:
Seems kind of odd that they didn't point out that Willard Scott was the very first Ronald McDonald.  That's what makes it super-creepy.
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