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(Chron)   Cowboys fans: Show support for your crappy team with new license plate   ( chron.com) divider line
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2928 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Nov 2001 at 5:16 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-28 05:19:11 PM  
Yay now I can support my team by hitting roadkill with my brand new Cowboys liscense plate!
2001-11-28 05:19:49 PM  
Yeah right.. that's like a licence to get pulled over by the po-po every time you pull out your drive way. Didn't some ex-cowboy just get busted for hauling 200lbs of weed in his van?
2001-11-28 05:23:33 PM  
Now both Dallas Cowboy fans will have something to ask for for Xmas.
2001-11-28 05:27:07 PM  
That would be cool. I'd personalize my plate to say 0-16
2001-11-28 05:27:25 PM  
Who are the cowboys?
2001-11-28 05:27:28 PM  
RancidPlasma-Yeah, it was Nate Newton.
2001-11-28 05:28:26 PM  
now its MUCH easier to figure out which cars to key/cut off/ tail gate/ect.....
2001-11-28 05:29:07 PM  
Each plate made by one of the fellow Cowboy alumni serving time in prison.
2001-11-28 05:31:36 PM  
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2001-11-28 05:32:56 PM  
Houston? You mean the city that all but threw its own team out, then begged the league for another one?

2001-11-28 05:33:02 PM  
I am so glad I'm a hockey fan.
Not that my Stars are doing any better....
But hey, I still have my dignity as long as I don't claim the Dallas Criminals, er, Ex Cons, er...what are they again?
2001-11-28 05:37:35 PM  
Why do you gotta go and diss my boys. So what if Nate likes his weed and Irvin likes his strippers, and every team has a bad year(s) every once and a while. At least we didnt have a murder on out team like Carolina.
2001-11-28 05:43:40 PM  
"Of the $35 fee, $25 will be used by the public entity that spent public funds for construction or renovation of the team's home facility. The rest goes to TxDOT to administer the program."

Why don't they spend some money on getting some good players?
2001-11-28 05:46:04 PM  
FreddyFreedom - they didn't throw the team out, they threw the asshole owner out. And they just showed the NFL that it was worth their while to bring a team back into the city. Actually, I think the other expansion candidates were so disorganized and screwed up that it made Houston look like the best choice. :-)
2001-11-28 05:46:40 PM  
I'll stick by my team.
Fair-weather fans are pussays!
2001-11-28 05:52:06 PM  
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2001-11-28 05:52:29 PM  
I'm ssssssooooo glad I married a man that hates sports.... My parents have 3 tv's in the living room of thier house, including a 50in, all tuned into feetsballs games every chance they get...
Give me my 61in tuned into anything BUT sports anyday!
Even if the danged cowboys are the team in my nek-of-the- woods... (only one I ever like was Golden Richards anywho...)I'm allergic to sports.
2001-11-28 05:54:39 PM  

You sure he's not gay?
2001-11-28 06:16:49 PM  
I think they ought to take any revenue from the plates and put it in a fund for future bail money for Cowboys players
2001-11-28 06:28:58 PM  
Awwww man.. Im originally from Dallas. I a true Cowboys fan. I always will be. If not my dad will disown me. :*(
2001-11-28 06:31:28 PM  
Where's that 'Make your own license plate' site? There's fun to be had with this
2001-11-28 06:39:29 PM  
Don't go putting down our wonderful team. Texas Rulez
2001-11-28 07:04:00 PM  
Right. Texas rules. Uh huh.
2001-11-28 08:29:06 PM  
There are no Cowboy fans, they all became Greenbay fans, then Denver fans, then they became St. Louis fans, farking front runners.
2001-11-28 08:45:34 PM  
Skidnutz sez:
Where's that 'Make your own license plate' site? There's fun to be had with this

2001-11-28 08:47:15 PM  

'GAY' plate

Funny, dude....
2001-11-28 09:02:57 PM  

Happily married over 3 years and best friends 10 years. He's with me, rather be watching Red Drawf or Monty Python RR's than sports. I just ICQ'ed him from 3 ft away and he agreed (heheh)!

Oh and I may be allergic to sports ....BUT DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2001-11-28 09:04:32 PM  
It says you can't link the URL from acme.com, but here goes..

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2001-11-28 09:12:40 PM  
Get a plate that says "sucks".
2001-11-28 09:15:35 PM  
Granted I'd prefer a Stars plate, but I'd consider a Cowboys plate.

See, I guess that's part of actually being from Dallas instead of just liking whoever's winning. Stars, Cowboys, Mavericks and Rangers. We finally made up for having Jones as an owner, we have Cuban to balance things out.

And if you think having a license plate for one temporarily mediocre team, try down here in Florida, they seem to have one for everyone of their constantly mediocrw teams...


Oh and Fb-, I suppose we could send you that plate, it would probably make your late night cruising easier.
2001-11-28 10:54:59 PM  

How would a license plate labled "GAY" help fb pick up children easier?
2001-11-28 11:28:33 PM  
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Know what that is? Superbowl trophy. Know how many Dallas has? FIVE. So piss off. Go COWBOYS!
2001-11-28 11:31:39 PM  
Nanc: I have to agree with Fb-. I think he's gay.

It's gonna be the Raiders and the Rams. Fark LA!!!
2001-11-28 11:57:29 PM  
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I'm from Dallas, so I can do this.
2001-11-29 01:35:07 AM  
America's Team now and forever, com'on you know its true!!
Go Pokes through thick and thin.
2001-11-29 07:29:37 AM  
Yeah, yeah, we know they suck. They are still my boys but yes, they suck, right along with the rest of the league. Parity blows.

BTW, Charlie rules! Chick Cowboy and wrestling fan. Go girl!
2001-11-29 08:49:13 AM  
HAZMAT crews were called out to the Cowboy practice the other day, when a white powdery substance was found on the field. After a complete analysis, HAZMAT determined it was lime use to line the goal line. Dave Campos said, "We were really worried there for a while. It's been so long since anyone on the team had seen the goal line." Most Cowbys were unavailable for comment although Brian Leaf did beat the hell out of a reporter.
2001-11-29 09:32:33 AM  
Jackson: Thanks!
2001-11-30 12:20:35 AM  
Charlie: Your welcome

Texas Zulu: yeah,yeah we know. And in a related story Michael Irvin came out of retirement and snorted the white powder in question. Heard em all.
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