Fano: So a nation that had an empire on which the sun never set now has old duffers unable to fend off birds. Since a gun is unthinkable, I recommend replacing the badminton racket with a cricket bat.
dyhchong: Ah! NOW we see the violence inherent in the system!/Stop repressing the pheasants.
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