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(Salon)   And the award for first moronic "false flag" comment from a media figure in the Boston Marathon bombing goes to (drum roll) Alex Jones   (salon.com) divider line
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2013-04-15 8:08:09 PM  
Explosions at the Boston Marathon. Don't that the FBI has been behind virtually every domestic terror plot in the US, as NY Times reported.

He's right, you know.

/shifty eyes
//runs
 
2013-04-15 8:08:32 PM  
Derpers gonna derp.
 
2013-04-15 8:08:36 PM  
I'm not at all surprised. That's what he does. It's all he does.
 
2013-04-15 8:08:46 PM  
To be fair, Alex Jones is a cock-faced twatwaffle.
 
2013-04-15 8:08:47 PM  
"media figure"

Heh.
 
2013-04-15 8:09:05 PM  
No credit for CNN's blaming right-wing domestic terrorists, subby?
 
2013-04-15 8:09:08 PM  
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aaah eehhh aaahhh eehhhhh
 
2013-04-15 8:09:15 PM  
Sigh. Even if it is true, have some decorum man.
 
2013-04-15 8:09:40 PM  
It's Alex Jones. Of course he would claim this. He's Alex Jones! It would be news if he hadn't said something like this. I really wish the media would just ignore him.
 
jvl [BareFark]
2013-04-15 8:09:56 PM  
Can we get a list of moron awards?  First to blame Tea Partiers without evidence.  First to blame Muslims without evidence.  Etc.
 
2013-04-15 8:11:17 PM  
So Alex Jones wins the "Alex Jones Award".
 
2013-04-15 8:11:22 PM  
I credit Alex Jones for curing me of believing in conspiracy theories....
 
2013-04-15 8:11:39 PM  
Who the fark is this cock?
 
2013-04-15 8:12:32 PM  

WTF Indeed: To be fair, Alex Jones is a cock-faced twatwaffle.


Huh. I always thought he was a twat-faced cockwaffle. Different strokes, I guess.
 
2013-04-15 8:12:44 PM  
Alex had linked to this strong contender

Boston marathon bombing happened on same day as 'controlled explosion' drill by Boston bomb squad
http://www.naturalnews.com/039926_Boston_marathon_bombing_terrorism. ht ml

But even Alex removed that link after awhile when it became obvious the guy is an idiot.
 
2013-04-15 8:12:58 PM  
What can be said about this idiot that hasn't already been said. I wish people would stop listening to him, he's a dangerous lunatic. Also, he's only 39 and he looks awful. I guess the confused anger and rage really does wear on you physically.
 
2013-04-15 8:13:07 PM  

eiger: It's Alex Jones. Of course he would claim this. He's Alex Jones! It would be news if he hadn't said something like this. I really wish the media would just ignore him.


This is so right.  There was a kid killed today.  Sometime next week he'll be buried. Sometime between now and then the Westboro Baptists are going to threaten to protest his funeral.

We all know how this going to play out.  We've seen it so many times before!
 
2013-04-15 8:13:12 PM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: Who the fark is this cock?


The 9/11 "truther" godfather.

He also "reports" on all the other tin-foil-hat topics.
 
2013-04-15 8:13:25 PM  
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2013-04-15 8:13:41 PM  
Is anything EVER not a 'false flag'?

If EVERYTHING is a false flag, doesn't that... defeat the purpose of a false flag, to an extent? No one EVER legit attacked someone else! It's all smoke and mirrors, maaaaaaaannnnn!
 
2013-04-15 8:13:57 PM  
As with 9/11, Sandy Hook and other national tragedies

I'm gonna stop ya right there.  Sandy Hook was nowhere near as terrifying and terrorizing as 9/11.  These two incidents are mutually exclusive.
 
2013-04-15 8:14:23 PM  
Oh come on! It's not even a contest. He always says everything's a false flag.

The day he doesn't say it's a false flag is the day the gov't finally got to him.
 
2013-04-15 8:15:02 PM  
he, like everyone else, figures its a right-winger responsible so they need to have something in place when it comes to light.
 
2013-04-15 8:15:12 PM  
See that Alex Jones is deep in the extraterrestrials' pocket, always deflecting attention from them.
 
2013-04-15 8:15:40 PM  
Saw the same idea on an Occupy Wall St. site. Derp is derp.
 
2013-04-15 8:17:14 PM  
The more attention you pay to him, the happier he is. If Salon and most media outlets just ignored him, he wouldn't have all that attention he seeks.
 
2013-04-15 8:17:41 PM  
It's a shame that freedom of speech also includes the freedom to speak like a farking moron. Sigh. Maybe someone will remove this guy of a few teeth one day with a well-placed fist.

A man can dream...
 
2013-04-15 8:18:03 PM  

notto: Alex had linked to this strong contender

Boston marathon bombing happened on same day as 'controlled explosion' drill by Boston bomb squad
http://www.naturalnews.com/039926_Boston_marathon_bombing_terrorism. ht ml

But even Alex removed that link after awhile when it became obvious the guy is an idiot.


That's OK - Cynthia McKinney and others are picking up that bit of stupidity and running with it.
 
2013-04-15 8:18:07 PM  

notto: Alex had linked to this strong contender

Boston marathon bombing happened on same day as 'controlled explosion' drill by Boston bomb squad
http://www.naturalnews.com/039926_Boston_marathon_bombing_terrorism. ht ml

But even Alex removed that link after awhile when it became obvious the guy is an idiot.


Did they... did they not realized the 'controlled explosion' was "We're blowing up one of the bombs?"
I just... how?
 
2013-04-15 8:19:47 PM  
What a dick.
 
2013-04-15 8:20:32 PM  
Free clue to Mr. Jones:

When you're having a discussion with Piers Morgan, and he comes across as the better man, it's time for a serious re-evaluation of your life choices.

And here's a much more pleasant Alex Jones:

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/From the Valleys, mind.
 
2013-04-15 8:20:52 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: As with 9/11, Sandy Hook and other national tragedies

I'm gonna stop ya right there.  Sandy Hook was nowhere near as terrifying and terrorizing as 9/11.  These two incidents are mutually exclusive.


Yeah, but AJ claims everything is a government conspiracy. Apparently, there are no other national actors blowing things up and being PITAs. So in that respect, they are related in that AJ claimed they were both gov conspiracies.

I listen to him on occasion, and remember once a caller brought the following video to him. He went on for a good 30 minutes about it. As I recall later, a few of the Farkers here who worked at the Pentagon tore it to shreds, since the room it was in doesn't even exist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UnfWmPJLUw

/And I'm a right-winger too
//Next meeting for our conspiracies starts Wednesday at 6pm at Denny's.
 
2013-04-15 8:21:09 PM  

Felgraf: notto: Alex had linked to this strong contender

Boston marathon bombing happened on same day as 'controlled explosion' drill by Boston bomb squad
http://www.naturalnews.com/039926_Boston_marathon_bombing_terrorism. ht ml

But even Alex removed that link after awhile when it became obvious the guy is an idiot.

Did they... did they not realized the 'controlled explosion' was "We're blowing up one of the bombs?"
I just... how?


Read the comments.  They still don't realize it.
 
2013-04-15 8:21:24 PM  
Wolf Blitzer is already on record for leveling a sly accusation at the Tea Party without actually explicitly saying so.  Buzzfeed, yeah, he didn't specifically say "Tea Party", but it is very clear that's who he was talking about.
 
2013-04-15 8:21:56 PM  

tylerdurden217: What can be said about this idiot that hasn't already been said. I wish people would stop listening to him, he's a dangerous lunatic. Also, he's only 39 and he looks awful. I guess the confused anger and rage really does wear on you physically.


When I read the bolded part of your statement, I didn't believe it. So I checked online sources and sure enough, you're right. I swear I thought he was in his early to mid 50s.
 
2013-04-15 8:22:03 PM  

jvl: Can we get a list of moron awards?  First to blame Tea Partiers without evidence.  First to blame Muslims without evidence.  Etc.


It was actually a group of Tea party Muslims. They're a very exclusive group.
 
2013-04-15 8:22:10 PM  
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Piece of shiat individuals will act like a piece of shiat.
 
2013-04-15 8:23:12 PM  
What a  god-damned flaming assgoblin! There's Weekly World News type of fiction to entertain the stupids, but this guy is stirring up sh*t that can effect matters of life and death.

He's getting as close as screaming FIRE! in the movie theater as you can get.
 
2013-04-15 8:25:13 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: he, like everyone else, figures its a right-winger responsible so they need to have something in place when it comes to light.


THIS! If it turns out to be some Teahadist being drama-queen butthurt about Tax Day or gun control, there's gonna be no place on earth for the rightards to hide this time.
 
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2013-04-15 8:27:01 PM  
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2013-04-15 8:27:17 PM  

LaughingRadish: Wolf Blitzer is already on record for leveling a sly accusation at the Tea Party without actually explicitly saying so.  Buzzfeed, yeah, he didn't specifically say "Tea Party", but it is very clear that's who he was talking about.


Oh, stop it.  He mentioned domestic right wingers, among many other options, including Islamic extremists.  This isn't about you, you're not a victim, there's no overarching liberal plot to get you, and there's far more pressing concerns today than your ever-so-delicate fee-fees.  Just farking stop it.
 
2013-04-15 8:28:23 PM  
As soon as I heard about it I knew the Sandy Hookers were going to proclaim this a false flag as soon as they found out it happened. Right now they're pouring over every photo and report and timestamp looking for any inconsistency.
 
2013-04-15 8:28:31 PM  
So what bomb plot in the last ten years was not an FBI sting? Looks like they finally lost control of their dupe in this one. And by the way Vinnie, it is OK to scream FIRE! in a crowded theater, IF THERE IS A FIRE!
 
2013-04-15 8:28:34 PM  
Surely Alex Jones is himself a false-flag operation put into place by the establishment to discredit such loonies

/looking glass
 
2013-04-15 8:29:43 PM  
I will go with the idea of whoever denied first is the culprit.
 
2013-04-15 8:29:44 PM  
He's calling it a false flag even before the authorities have said who they think are responsible.  That's... special.
 
2013-04-15 8:29:45 PM  

farkinglizardking: It's a shame that freedom of speech also includes the freedom to speak like a farking moron. Sigh. Maybe someone will remove this guy of a few teeth one day with a well-placed fist.

A man can dream...


"Alex Jones of InfoWars.com was arrested today for assault with intent to cause great bodily harm after police detained him for repeatedly ramming his mouth into the closed hands of a New Jersey ironworker, while screaming 'YOU BASTARD, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOOK DOWN THE TWIN TOWERS FOR YOUR MASTERS IN THE WHITE HOUSE!'. Police officials say that he will be held in the mental health ward of a local hospital while mental health professionals asses the state of his mental health".
 
2013-04-15 8:30:25 PM  

Krymson Tyde: It was actually a group of Tea party Muslims. They're a very exclusive group.


Very exclusive. You've probably never even heard of them.
 
2013-04-15 8:30:30 PM  
While there is no reason to agree with anything else he says, do not be surprised if the TSA somehow get more power/authority out of this event.

It's not a conspiracy... it's opportunism.
 
2013-04-15 8:30:32 PM  

Mrbogey: Oh come on! It's not even a contest. He always says everything's a false flag.

The day he doesn't say it's a false flag is the day the gov't finally got to him.





That's so crazy that its probably true.

To be fair, the DHS has done nothing to dispel the notions that its up to nothing good. The very idea of a "homeland security" agency simply rubs people the wrong way.
If the evidence leaves any room for doubt, people will do just that.
 
2013-04-15 8:31:54 PM  
"Alex Jones" made up by the government to shift blame on right wing "false flag" pundits.

/The real Rush Limbaugh OD 'ed on oxycodone in 1999 and was replaced by a memory wiped European C- actor [there is a citation here if you can't click on it, it's your computers fault]
 
2013-04-15 8:32:03 PM  
I, for one, think FarkLibtards are cracked in the head, but this Alex Jones phuq, and Beck the baby raper, make me want to start humping dudes in their crapper, and buy cupcakes from church bakeries.
 
2013-04-15 8:32:33 PM  
I find conspiracy theorists funny most of the time. Their ideas of the truth are so out there and impractical, I can't help but laugh. But I find their theories of this and Sandy Hook beyond stupid. How beyond? The stupid meter had to call in five more stupid meters to measure it and they all quit after 5 hours.
 
2013-04-15 8:32:47 PM  
Alex Jones  is a false flag. I swear he's on the payroll to make anyone who questions anything look derp. Same for McKinney and Paul.
 
2013-04-15 8:33:14 PM  
The dumbest thing about conspiracy nuts is that everything is proof of the conspiracy.
Were there police in the area? Proof.
Were police not in the area? Proof.
Are there pictures? Proof.
No Pictures? Proof.
Is there a Starbucks within 5 blocks of the bomb site? Proof.
 
2013-04-15 8:33:38 PM  
I think it was a militant group of hoverround riders, it wasnt a political statement so much as just them being pissed at all the fit marathon participants.
 
2013-04-15 8:34:16 PM  
Breaking news from Salon.  How utterly salacious.
 
2013-04-15 8:34:36 PM  

inertcorkhair: The dumbest thing about conspiracy nuts is that everything is proof of the conspiracy.
Were there police in the area? Proof.
Were police not in the area? Proof.
Are there pictures? Proof.
No Pictures? Proof.
Is there a Starbucks within 5 blocks of the bomb site? Proof.


This
 
2013-04-15 8:34:36 PM  
Alex Jones, Mark Dice, and all those assholes need to stop making people look bad who understand what the REAL conspiracy is.

You know what I mean.

DON'T YOU.
 
2013-04-15 8:34:50 PM  
"Right wing" sure does mean a lot of things
 
2013-04-15 8:35:29 PM  
This is exactly what his  nutso listeners want nay, EXPECT to hear. I expect a sales spike on Blue Diamond Jeans and  eFoods Direct products.
 
2013-04-15 8:38:13 PM  

WilliamLeeTwitch: I find conspiracy theorists funny most of the time. Their ideas of the truth are so out there and impractical, I can't help but laugh. But I find their theories of this and Sandy Hook beyond stupid. How beyond? The stupid meter had to call in five more stupid meters to measure it and they all quit after 5 hours.


I'd recommend getting a log-scaled stupid meter in the future.
 
2013-04-15 8:38:46 PM  
He has the cool, clear eyes of a seeker of wisdom and truth.
 
2013-04-15 8:39:29 PM  
Alex Jones and the fringe see a "false flag" that will be blamed on the Tea Party, and expand TSA's reach
well I don't know about expanding the TSA's reach, but all he had to do is read any Fark thread to see the tea party being blamed.
 
2013-04-15 8:39:35 PM  
http://reason.com/blog/2013/04/15/less-than-four-hours-after-boston-b o mbin

It could be Al-Qaeda, via the Dallas Morning News:

A trademark of al-Qaeda and its affiliates is to launch attacks in ways that are highly photogenic, guaranteed to inflict maximum casualties and, most important, generate maximum television coverage. Something like 27,000 people run in the Boston Marathon, and thousands more gather along the route, with heavy concentrations at the finish line. The fact that multiple explosives have been found near the Boston Marathon site suggests another trademark of al-Qaeda, which has a preference for attacks in multiple stages, or multiple bombs set to go off all at once in a big blast.


Don't blame Al-Qaeda first, blame right wing extremists, via Esquire:

Obviously, nobody knows anything yet, but I would caution folks jumping to conclusions about foreign terrorism to remember that this is the official Patriots Day holiday in Massachusetts, celebrating the Battles at Lexington and Concord, and that the actual date (April 19) was of some significance to, among other people, Tim McVeigh, because he fancied himself a waterer of the tree of liberty and the like.


It could've been some kind of inside job, via Foreign Policy:

The fevered ravings on Twitter are diverse: The bombs were planted by the U.S. government, or by Mossad agents, or by conspiracy theory bogeyman the Illuminati! To drive up the price of gold and silver! To justify new gun control laws! Or war in Syria! Or Iran! Or North Korea! Or, based on the timing (today being Tax Day and Massachusetts's "Patriots's Day," commemorating the battles of Lexington and Concord in the Revolutionary War), to crack down on right-wing and libertarian groups!

2013, when all the news can fit your views.
 
2013-04-15 8:41:13 PM  
It was the fat cripples, who else would hate marathons?
 
2013-04-15 8:42:18 PM  

USP .45: Alex Jones and the fringe see a "false flag" that will be blamed on the Tea Party, and expand TSA's reach
well I don't know about expanding the TSA's reach, but all he had to do is read any Fark thread to see the tea party being blamed.


well you should stop blaming them 'till the evidence is in then.

yeesh.
 
2013-04-15 8:43:12 PM  
Now I loved me some Art Bel., there was nothing better for my insomnia as that snake oil salesman oohed and ahhed at his whacked out guests. The way Art would sound so serious as he would ask the questions was choice. But Art knew where to draw the line and drop the charade. This douchenozzle needs a cockpunch.
 
2013-04-15 8:43:16 PM  
If not the TSA, then some other branch of Homeland Security...

Insecurity fascists... all of 'em.

Jefferson and Madison are replacing the a/c in their respective mansions with the spinning in their graves.
 
2013-04-15 8:44:24 PM  

Weaver95: USP .45: Alex Jones and the fringe see a "false flag" that will be blamed on the Tea Party, and expand TSA's reach
well I don't know about expanding the TSA's reach, but all he had to do is read any Fark thread to see the tea party being blamed.

well you should stop blaming them 'till the evidence is in then.

yeesh.


good one
 
2013-04-15 8:44:45 PM  

pippi longstocking: It was the fat cripples, who else would hate marathons?


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Maybe they're mad because it's no longer made?

/loved me a marathon bar back in the day
 
2013-04-15 8:44:49 PM  

tylerdurden217: What can be said about this idiot that hasn't already been said. I wish people would stop listening to him, he's a dangerous lunatic. Also, he's only 39 and he looks awful. I guess the confused anger and rage really does wear on you physically.


I was not aware of Mr. Jones's age. I am five years younger than Mr. Jones, yet I appear healthier now than Mr. Jones did in 2007, when he was thirty-three, despite me being uncontrollably bitter, cynical and mean-spirited.
 
2013-04-15 8:45:21 PM  
Alex Jones probably had a "false flag" macro already loaded and set to go before the bombs even went off.
 
2013-04-15 8:45:43 PM  

maxx2112: http://reason.com/blog/2013/04/15/less-than-four-hours-after-boston-b o mbin

It could be Al-Qaeda, via the Dallas Morning News:

A trademark of al-Qaeda and its affiliates is to launch attacks in ways that are highly photogenic, guaranteed to inflict maximum casualties and, most important, generate maximum television coverage. Something like 27,000 people run in the Boston Marathon, and thousands more gather along the route, with heavy concentrations at the finish line. The fact that multiple explosives have been found near the Boston Marathon site suggests another trademark of al-Qaeda, which has a preference for attacks in multiple stages, or multiple bombs set to go off all at once in a big blast.


Don't blame Al-Qaeda first, blame right wing extremists, via Esquire:

Obviously, nobody knows anything yet, but I would caution folks jumping to conclusions about foreign terrorism to remember that this is the official Patriots Day holiday in Massachusetts, celebrating the Battles at Lexington and Concord, and that the actual date (April 19) was of some significance to, among other people, Tim McVeigh, because he fancied himself a waterer of the tree of liberty and the like.


It could've been some kind of inside job, via Foreign Policy:

The fevered ravings on Twitter are diverse: The bombs were planted by the U.S. government, or by Mossad agents, or by conspiracy theory bogeyman the Illuminati! To drive up the price of gold and silver! To justify new gun control laws! Or war in Syria! Or Iran! Or North Korea! Or, based on the timing (today being Tax Day and Massachusetts's "Patriots's Day," commemorating the battles of Lexington and Concord in the Revolutionary War), to crack down on right-wing and libertarian groups!

2013, when all the news can fit your views.


What's the difference between AlQ and right wing religious fanatics? Aren't those the same thing?
 
2013-04-15 8:45:59 PM  
I'm surprised nobody's blamed the Jews yet. They always seem to get blamed
 
2013-04-15 8:46:58 PM  
Herp-a, derp-a, derpity, doo...
 
2013-04-15 8:47:08 PM  
I get my conspiracies from Noory.
 
2013-04-15 8:48:18 PM  

SpdrJay: I credit Alex Jones for curing me of believing in conspiracy theories....


That's why he's on the CIA payroll, after all.
 
2013-04-15 8:49:18 PM  

jvl: Can we get a list of moron awards?  First to blame Tea Partiers without evidence.  First to blame Muslims without evidence.  Etc.


I thought Fark had a policy against rewarding people for having the [filter pwnage alert] Boobies in the thread.
 
2013-04-15 8:50:25 PM  

iron de havilland: Free clue to Mr. Jones:

When you're having a discussion with Piers Morgan, and he comes across as the better man, it's time for a serious re-evaluation of your life choices.

And here's a much more pleasant Alex Jones:

/From the Valleys, mind.


Mmmm...freckles.
 
2013-04-15 8:52:19 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: pippi longstocking: It was the fat cripples, who else would hate marathons?

Maybe they're mad because it's no longer made?

/loved me a marathon bar back in the day


Cadbury makes something similar now and they sell them at World Market. Sorry, can't remember the name.

But they're awesome.
 
2013-04-15 8:52:38 PM  
Maybe it was a FBI sting that went wrong? They are always setting up some doofus with a fake bomb to set off. Maybe the doofus wasn't a doofus after all and used his own hardware instead of the hardware supplied by the feds? The feds were waiting for him to try to set off the fake bombs so they could arrest him but instead were shocked when the fake bombs exploded?

/Have to adjust my tinfoil hat.
//BRB, someones at the door.
 
2013-04-15 8:53:20 PM  

LaughingRadish: Wolf Blitzer is already on record for leveling a sly accusation at the Tea Party without actually explicitly saying so.  Buzzfeed, yeah, he didn't specifically say "Tea Party", but it is very clear that's who he was talking about.


Pretty sure there are Right-wingers - as in, "Keep yer govb't hands of my medicare" grandmas and Right-wingers - as in, "Hey, when we get finished carving this swastika into my forearm, let's go kill a Texas prosecuting attorney and his wife. Hell, maybe even two if we have time. But I gotta be home in time for Sons of Anarchy. I love that show."
 
2013-04-15 8:53:20 PM  
hell, I can't believe that Sean Penn isn't beating that drum yet. Or that Streiaand isn't blaming the presidents drone strike policy.
 
2013-04-15 8:53:29 PM  

jvl: Can we get a list of moron awards? First to blame Tea Partiers without evidence. First to blame Muslims without evidence. Etc.


I blame Muslim Tea Partiers
 
2013-04-15 8:54:16 PM  

Yugoboy: While there is no reason to agree with anything else he says, do not be surprised if the TSA somehow get more power/authority out of this event.

It's not a conspiracy... it's opportunism.


Pretty much.
The progressive gov't must exist in a state of crisis in order to further agenda.
 
2013-04-15 8:55:24 PM  

cbathrob: iron de havilland: Free clue to Mr. Jones:

When you're having a discussion with Piers Morgan, and he comes across as the better man, it's time for a serious re-evaluation of your life choices.

And here's a much more pleasant Alex Jones:

/From the Valleys, mind.

Mmmm...freckles.


Yes. Indeed. Stun. Ning.

/Jesus Christ
//got damb
///holy shiat
 
2013-04-15 8:55:43 PM  

farkinglizardking: It's a shame that freedom of speech also includes the freedom to speak like a farking moron. Sigh. Maybe someone will remove this guy of a few teeth one day with a well-placed fist.

A man can dream...


Isn't it crazy how freedom of speech covers even those opinions that are the most unpleasant to us. Someone should do something about that.
 
2013-04-15 8:57:59 PM  
There was this conspiracy theory stating that some of the terrorist bombings blamed on Chechen terrorists were actually committed by the Russians--their intelligence service--in order to justify a war with Chechnya.  Supposedly, a FSB team was caught in the act of planting plastic explosives in a building when they were caught by the police.  However, the government got the media to state that it was just a routine anti-terrorist exercise and that the explosives were bags of sugar.  Litvenenko, the guy who got killed by polonium, blabbed about this and the fact that Putin's past was pretty shady.  Something about him protecting the Russian Mafia and the former Russian army's drug trafficking.
Supposedly, the first Chechan war was all about the Chechan warlords hijacking trains full of heroin and other drugs being trafficked by the Russian Defense minister.  Assuming you believe that stuff.
 
2013-04-15 8:58:04 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: As with 9/11, Sandy Hook and other national tragedies

I'm gonna stop ya right there.  Sandy Hook was nowhere near as terrifying and terrorizing as 9/11.  These two incidents are mutually exclusive.


Disagree with you, as a parent, Sandy Hook was way more terrifying.  It hits so randomly and so close to home.  I can understand the logic of the 9/11 guys.  I don't agree with it but I follow their "logic".  Sandy Hook, that could happen anywhere.  That's why it so overshadows 9/11 in my opinion.
 
2013-04-15 8:58:24 PM  

Triumph: SpdrJay: I credit Alex Jones for curing me of believing in conspiracy theories....

That's why he's on the CIA payroll, after all.


I credit Triumph for making me believe in conspiracy theories again.....
 
2013-04-15 8:58:24 PM  
Lol, first question at press conference was a False Flagger.
 
2013-04-15 8:58:24 PM  

USP .45: Weaver95: USP .45: Alex Jones and the fringe see a "false flag" that will be blamed on the Tea Party, and expand TSA's reach
well I don't know about expanding the TSA's reach, but all he had to do is read any Fark thread to see the tea party being blamed.

well you should stop blaming them 'till the evidence is in then.

yeesh.

good one


Also - your mother's a whore.
 
2013-04-15 9:00:06 PM  

Triumph: SpdrJay: I credit Alex Jones for curing me of believing in conspiracy theories....

That's why he's on the CIA payroll, after all.


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2013-04-15 9:01:23 PM  
Silly Jones, only conservatives carry out "false flag" operations!

/when liberals do it, it's called "fake but accurate"
 
2013-04-15 9:03:15 PM  
Yes, because Alex Jones is your typical, run of the mill, well-adjusted Conservative thinker.  His words speak for all
 
2013-04-15 9:03:44 PM  

jso2897: USP .45: Weaver95: USP .45: Alex Jones and the fringe see a "false flag" that will be blamed on the Tea Party, and expand TSA's reach
well I don't know about expanding the TSA's reach, but all he had to do is read any Fark thread to see the tea party being blamed.

well you should stop blaming them 'till the evidence is in then.

yeesh.

good one

Also - your mother's a whore.


I'm sure your comment will be moderated just like a comment from a previous thread where I called someone stupid for implying Adam Lanza and his massacre was politically motivated. I'm sure of it. Fark is a fair place with fair moderators.
 
2013-04-15 9:05:33 PM  
I liked Gov Patrick's reply to the conspiranoid douchebag:"No. Next question."
 
2013-04-15 9:08:33 PM  
False flag makes as much sense as al qaeda or domestic terrorists. Setting the bombs off two hours after the race winners have finished doesn't make sense for the infliction of maximum terror. The Boston Marathon as a target makes no sense either. Al qaeda prefers to hit transportation and domestic terrorists prefer symbols of government power.
 
2013-04-15 9:10:19 PM  
Come on Subby.

At least give Chris Mathews some 'props' for having on a guy HOURS ago who said it was a 'RIght wing' bombing.
 
2013-04-15 9:11:23 PM  

oryx: False flag makes as much sense as al qaeda or domestic terrorists. Setting the bombs off two hours after the race winners have finished doesn't make sense for the infliction of maximum terror. The Boston Marathon as a target makes no sense either. Al qaeda prefers to hit transportation and domestic terrorists prefer symbols of government power.


How about that idiot that bombed the park in Atlanta during the Olympics   Please tell me this isn't a resurgence of The Army of God.  That would, however, give the government an excuse to crush them into the ground for good.
 
2013-04-15 9:11:35 PM  
Who was yelling about false flags at the press conference just now? He even asked the first question.
 
2013-04-15 9:12:04 PM  

Micronaut: farkinglizardking: It's a shame that freedom of speech also includes the freedom to speak like a farking moron. Sigh. Maybe someone will remove this guy of a few teeth one day with a well-placed fist.

A man can dream...

Isn't it crazy how freedom of speech covers even those opinions that are the most unpleasant to us. Someone should do something about that.


Awwwww, isn't it cute? Another moron thinks that the first amendment protects him from ridicule.

Bless your heart
 
2013-04-15 9:12:38 PM  
advex101:

How about that idiot that bombed the park in Atlanta during the Olympics   Please tell me this isn't a resurgence of The Army of God.  That would, however, give the government an excuse to crush them into the ground for good.

That thought has crossed my mind today. This feels very similar.
 
2013-04-15 9:13:30 PM  
Alex Jones was once a regular customer of mine. He is exactly as much trouble as you can imagine, if your idea of "trouble" isone endless shiatstorm that goes on for all eternity, swallowing or destroying everything in it's path. He's one of those guys that can avail himself of your services, completely misunderstand every single thing anyone at your company has ever said to him and then manage to turn things far enough around in his diseased mind that he genuinely believes you owe him money by the end of it.

I genuinely think this guy might be brain damaged. If someone says "Blue" and he doesn't want to hear "Blue" he will literally just make up a scenario that appeals to him and run with it. Not kidding here.

Alex Jones can take a flying f*ck at a fast-moving train.
 
2013-04-15 9:15:20 PM  
davidphogan:

What's the difference between AlQ and right wing religious fanatics? Aren't those the same thing?

(notsureifserious.jpg)

But if you are.....get back to us when Methodists start bombing Episcopalians.

Even the Westboro morans aren't bombing people.

Yet.
 
2013-04-15 9:17:31 PM  

iron de havilland: And here's a much more pleasant Alex Jones:


motherofgod.jpg
 
2013-04-15 9:19:36 PM  

oryx: Setting the bombs off two hours after the race winners have finished doesn't make sense for the infliction of maximum terror. The Boston Marathon as a target makes no sense either. Al qaeda prefers to hit transportation and domestic terrorists prefer symbols of government power.


Yeah, No.

The race winners never finish in a pack. the most you'll ever see is a group of 15-20 finishing somewhat close with 2-3 out front.  The greatest concentration of runners at least as far as the BM is concerned is at the 3:15-3:45 time mark - exactly the time frame when terrorists would get the most bang for their buck.

  Al-Qaeda, or any terror group for that matter prefers to hit soft targets, with concentrations of people which is not easily defended.  They've also shown a habitual desire to hit areas where media reports will spread quickly.  This is an event spread out over 26 miles where people can simply walk out of their homes or businesses or come up from the subways and observe it.  The earliest reports of backpacks in trash cans seems like a very plausible scenario.
 
2013-04-15 9:20:18 PM  

Cargo: Hillbilly Jim: pippi longstocking: It was the fat cripples, who else would hate marathons?

Maybe they're mad because it's no longer made?

/loved me a marathon bar back in the day

Cadbury makes something similar now and they sell them at World Market. Sorry, can't remember the name.

But they're awesome.


It's called the curly wurly and they are delicious and you can also get them here...

http://www.amazon.com/Cadbury-Curly-Wurly-1oz/dp/B000I4L0ZW

/No idea who Alex Jones is
 
2013-04-15 9:22:21 PM  
But what does Adam Curry have to say about this?
 
2013-04-15 9:24:37 PM  

douchebag/hater: davidphogan:

What's the difference between AlQ and right wing religious fanatics? Aren't those the same thing?

(notsureifserious.jpg)

But if you are.....get back to us when Methodists start bombing Episcopalians.

Even the Westboro morans aren't bombing people.

Yet.


There's a first time for everything... hopefully this wasn't it.
 
2013-04-15 9:32:00 PM  
"If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all."
― Noam Chomsky
 
2013-04-15 9:35:21 PM  
There isn't a bag big enough to hold all the dicks this shiat blimp deserves to eat.
 
2013-04-15 9:38:14 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: See that Alex Jones is deep in the extraterrestrials' pocket, always deflecting attention from them.


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Approves.
 
2013-04-15 9:39:14 PM  

FormlessOne: WTF Indeed: To be fair, Alex Jones is a cock-faced twatwaffle.

Huh. I always thought he was a twat-faced cockwaffle. Different strokes, I guess.


Alex Jones is two-faced.  Like Janus.  Or a Batman villain.
 
2013-04-15 9:39:39 PM  

douchebag/hater: davidphogan:

What's the difference between AlQ and right wing religious fanatics? Aren't those the same thing?

(notsureifserious.jpg)

But if you are.....get back to us when Methodists start bombing Episcopalians.

Even the Westboro morans aren't bombing people.

Yet.


Unfortunately, however, the NARasites have been bombing people for about 25 years AT LEAST...both in the aforementioned Army of God (which is a NAR-linked domestic terrorist group that has historically targeted women's clinics, OB/GYNs, and LGBT nightclubs--and also has a history of bombing of international sports events, specifically the Olympic Park Bombing...oh, and pretty much the investigation into the assassin of Dr. George Tiller has turned up evidence the Army of God has been actively recruiting in NAR-linked churches with a history of anti-reproductive-health activism for some time) AND in a frank "Christian Patriot" militia called "Missionaries to the Preborn" that pretty much disappeared off the face of the earth after the OKC bombing (which was also right around the time the "US Taxpayer's Party" (the Sinn Fein to the "Christian Patriots" and their "IRA action") suddenly rebranded itself as the Constitution Party thanks to some revealing press coverage of frank militia recruitment and organisation seminars at their national conventions...yes, including "Missionaries to the Preborn").

I haven't even mentioned Gen. Efrain Rios Montt (who is on trial right now thanks to having launched a NAR-motivated genocide against Catholics and Mayans) or the mess in Uganda (where a NAR-linked president-for-life who is trying to turn his country into a model dominionist state and NAR-linked Parliament members keep trying to push through a law that would legalise genocide against LGBT people...and extralegally, there have been LGBT people attacked in actual progroms with apparent government support) and Sub-Saharan Africa in general (where there is a massive "displaced persons" crisis involving children functionally orphaned due to NAR-linked "deliverance ministries" accusing them of being Full Of Teh Satan--imagine the US crisis of "throwaway" LGBT kids (one of the largest distinct classes of the homeless not associated with deinstitutionalisation in the 70s and 80s) but in terms of thousands of kids, some far younger than teens).  Nope, I'm just mentioning NAR-linked terrorism here in the good old U. S. A.
 
2013-04-15 9:39:52 PM  

Dano33: "If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all."
― Noam Chomsky


I believe in Alex Jones' right to be an ignorant shiat-spouting assbag SO HARD right now because if he couldn't actually be an ignorant shiat-spouting assbag I couldn't call him an ignorant shiat-spouting assbag and where the hell is the fun in that?
 
2013-04-15 9:41:44 PM  

USP .45: jso2897: USP .45: Weaver95: USP .45: Alex Jones and the fringe see a "false flag" that will be blamed on the Tea Party, and expand TSA's reach
well I don't know about expanding the TSA's reach, but all he had to do is read any Fark thread to see the tea party being blamed.

well you should stop blaming them 'till the evidence is in then.

yeesh.

good one

Also - your mother's a whore.

I'm sure your comment will be moderated just like a comment from a previous thread where I called someone stupid for implying Adam Lanza and his massacre was politically motivated. I'm sure of it. Fark is a fair place with fair moderators.


This thread has the potential for great hilarity. I for one hope that USP .45 makes many more posts, and that the moderators allow them to remain in the thread.
 
2013-04-15 9:43:26 PM  
Alex Jones makes Art Bell look like Anderson Cooper.
 
2013-04-15 9:45:24 PM  
That was like an Alex Jones baba-booey.
 
2013-04-15 9:46:42 PM  

illannoyin: Cargo: Hillbilly Jim: pippi longstocking: It was the fat cripples, who else would hate marathons?

Maybe they're mad because it's no longer made?

/loved me a marathon bar back in the day

Cadbury makes something similar now and they sell them at World Market. Sorry, can't remember the name.

But they're awesome.

It's called the curly wurly and they are delicious and you can also get them here...

http://www.amazon.com/Cadbury-Curly-Wurly-1oz/dp/B000I4L0ZW

/No idea who Alex Jones is


Yes!

And don't waste time with this Alex Jones dickhead.  Go out and look for more pictures of Alexandra Jones.

Here's one that isn't nearly as good as the one posted above . . .

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2013-04-15 9:48:24 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: pippi longstocking: It was the fat cripples, who else would hate marathons?

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Maybe they're mad because it's no longer made?

/loved me a marathon bar back in the day


Me too. That one looks violated by vermin, though.
 
2013-04-15 9:48:57 PM  
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MARATHON
 
2013-04-15 9:50:55 PM  

Felgraf: Is anything EVER not a 'false flag'?

If EVERYTHING is a false flag, doesn't that... defeat the purpose of a false flag, to an extent? No one EVER legit attacked someone else! It's all smoke and mirrors, maaaaaaaannnnn!


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You'd like to THINK that, wouldn't you?
 
2013-04-15 9:52:55 PM  
The Obama Regime was behind this.  The Obama Cabal has clearly created a false flag to get bombs banned.  The Obama Junta will stop at nothing to achieve its nefarious ends.  The Obama Camarilla cannot be trusted.
 
2013-04-15 9:54:33 PM  
Alex Jones is a piece of crap.
 
2013-04-15 9:56:34 PM  

zerkalo: Surely Alex Jones is himself a false-flag operation put into place by the establishment to discredit such loonies

/looking glass


That's actually crossed my mind before, he makes his side look bad, even on mainstream issues like gun rights and control.
 
2013-04-15 10:00:21 PM  
So if this was NOT caused by the government, then neither was 9/11. Alex Jones just did the same thing all the leftist loons did to Pres. Bush, but Alex is of course the only one who is wrong.
 
2013-04-15 10:00:24 PM  
It'd be nice if people would let the dead be buried before spouting off stupid shiate.
 
2013-04-15 10:03:39 PM  

Marshal805: It'd be nice if people would let the dead be buried before spouting off stupid shiate.


I'm thinking you haven't read too many threads on Fark today.
 
2013-04-15 10:06:01 PM  

way south: Mrbogey: Oh come on! It's not even a contest. He always says everything's a false flag.

The day he doesn't say it's a false flag is the day the gov't finally got to him.

That's so crazy that its probably true.

To be fair, the DHS has done nothing to dispel the notions that its up to nothing good. The very idea of a "homeland security" agency simply rubs people the wrong way.
If the evidence leaves any room for doubt, people will do just that.


Is also doesn't help when gov't groups seem to go out of their way to fuel the theorists...  Darpa's Total Information Awareness logo featuring the pyramid-eye watching the entire planet looked like something straight from a NWO game card.  Only the cards were much more subtle in their use of the all-seeing eye.
 
2013-04-15 10:09:04 PM  

davidphogan: I'm not at all surprised. That's what he does. It's all he does.


Jesus Christ this.

I made the mistake of mentioning Waking Life this weekend during a conference. Which led to mention of this idiot who apparently has the view that gun control will make us vulnerable to martial law.

As soon as my coworker said "9..." I grabbed my beer and
moved to a different circle of
conversation.

/amazed but sadly not surprised he's still a thing people listen to
//lots of dumbass college parties where drunk art/english major friends "convincing" me of a conspiracy Because Science flooding back...
///thoughts with you, Bostonians/runners/folks w loved ones there. Donate blood on a regular clip already so thoughts are all I can offer :/
////speaking of, Aqua Teen LEDs = stupid overkill security response but...
 
2013-04-15 10:11:59 PM  

Marshal805: It'd be nice if people would let the dead be buried before spouting off stupid shiate.


But you've got to strike while the iron is hot. It's much harder to keep fear alive by exploiting the victims' trauma if you don't move quickly.
 
2013-04-15 10:12:32 PM  

advex101: Britney Spear's Speculum: As with 9/11, Sandy Hook and other national tragedies

I'm gonna stop ya right there.  Sandy Hook was nowhere near as terrifying and terrorizing as 9/11.  These two incidents are mutually exclusive.

Disagree with you, as a parent, Sandy Hook was way more terrifying.  It hits so randomly and so close to home.  I can understand the logic of the 9/11 guys.  I don't agree with it but I follow their "logic".  Sandy Hook, that could happen anywhere.  That's why it so overshadows 9/11 in my opinion.


true for me as well. hit me much much harder.
 
2013-04-15 10:12:53 PM  

A Shambling Mound: Alex Jones was once a regular customer of mine. He is exactly as much trouble as you can imagine, if your idea of "trouble" isone endless shiatstorm that goes on for all eternity, swallowing or destroying everything in it's path. He's one of those guys that can avail himself of your services, completely misunderstand every single thing anyone at your company has ever said to him and then manage to turn things far enough around in his diseased mind that he genuinely believes you owe him money by the end of it.

I genuinely think this guy might be brain damaged. If someone says "Blue" and he doesn't want to hear "Blue" he will literally just make up a scenario that appeals to him and run with it. Not kidding here.

Alex Jones can take a flying f*ck at a fast-moving train.


Why does this not surprise me.

Near the top of my hatred list are f--kers like Jones, aka, those who delusionally but loudly cry wolf. Mainly because legit questioners get lost in the derp.
 
2013-04-15 10:16:51 PM  

Dano33: "If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all."
― Noam Chomsky


Freedom of expression, once again, does NOT equal freedom from ridicule and/or disdain.

He gets to say this crap. I get to say he's a f--king twat who is pretty damn good at getting heard which to me is a depressing sign of the level of discourse in this country.

/wonder if the filter catches _wat
 
2013-04-15 10:18:37 PM  

illannoyin: Cargo: Hillbilly Jim: pippi longstocking: It was the fat cripples, who else would hate marathons?

Maybe they're mad because it's no longer made?

/loved me a marathon bar back in the day

Cadbury makes something similar now and they sell them at World Market. Sorry, can't remember the name.

But they're awesome.

It's called the curly wurly and they are delicious and you can also get them here...

http://www.amazon.com/Cadbury-Curly-Wurly-1oz/dp/B000I4L0ZW

/No idea who Alex Jones is


Lord, I loved those Marathon bars.
 
2013-04-15 10:18:44 PM  

Rapmaster2000: The Obama Regime was behind this.  The Obama Cabal has clearly created a false flag to get bombs banned.  The Obama Junta will stop at nothing to achieve its nefarious ends.  The Obama Camarilla cannot be trusted.


They're working in conjunction with the RAND corporation, under the supervision of the reverse vampires.

/IT HAPPENED IN THE DAYLIGHT
//OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE
 
2013-04-15 10:18:52 PM  
Quick question...

If there really is a conspiracy of the Bavarian Illuminati and the Reverse Vampires, wouldn't Alex Jones be the most endangered man in the world?  Shouldn't he have been killed many times over for revealing the One True Conspiracy?  Why hasn't a black helicopter picked him up and flown him to a concentration camp already?
 
2013-04-15 10:21:46 PM  

Cargo: illannoyin: Cargo: Hillbilly Jim: pippi longstocking: It was the fat cripples, who else would hate marathons?

Maybe they're mad because it's no longer made?

/loved me a marathon bar back in the day

Cadbury makes something similar now and they sell them at World Market. Sorry, can't remember the name.

But they're awesome.

It's called the curly wurly and they are delicious and you can also get them here...

http://www.amazon.com/Cadbury-Curly-Wurly-1oz/dp/B000I4L0ZW

/No idea who Alex Jones is

Yes!

And don't waste time with this Alex Jones dickhead.  Go out and look for more pictures of Alexandra Jones.

Here's one that isn't nearly as good as the one posted above . . .


I'm generally straight and she isn't the type I'd switch for.

That said I like your style.
 
2013-04-15 10:23:38 PM  

Psycat: Quick question...

If there really is a conspiracy of the Bavarian Illuminati and the Reverse Vampires, wouldn't Alex Jones be the most endangered man in the world?  Shouldn't he have been killed many times over for revealing the One True Conspiracy?  Why hasn't a black helicopter picked him up and flown him to a concentration camp already?


Because Alex Jones is a false flag himself, spewing the unbelievably crazy so that the mundane crazy can work undetected!
 
2013-04-15 10:26:59 PM  

Psycat: Quick question...

If there really is a conspiracy of the Bavarian Illuminati and the Reverse Vampires, wouldn't Alex Jones be the most endangered man in the world?  Shouldn't he have been killed many times over for revealing the One True Conspiracy?  Why hasn't a black helicopter picked him up and flown him to a concentration camp already?


Bear with me here:

I took a 1 credit class on punk rock in communist Poland. The bands, obviously, were subversive but the Communist regime more or less let them be. Otherwise they risked the backlash igniting a larger protest movement.

/friend of a friend is still a Jones disciple
//different example but that's his line of reasoning re that question
///apologies to 80s Polish punk for dragging you into this
 
2013-04-15 10:30:00 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Rapmaster2000: The Obama Regime was behind this.  The Obama Cabal has clearly created a false flag to get bombs banned.  The Obama Junta will stop at nothing to achieve its nefarious ends.  The Obama Camarilla cannot be trusted.

They're working in conjunction with the RAND corporation, under the supervision of the reverse vampires.

/IT HAPPENED IN THE DAYLIGHT
//OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE


Wheels within wheels.  Don't look behind the curtain!  The man in the black pajamas.
 
2013-04-15 10:35:36 PM  

inertcorkhair: As soon as I heard about it I knew the Sandy Hookers were going to proclaim this a false flag as soon as they found out it happened. Right now they're pouring over every photo and report and timestamp looking for any inconsistency.


Around 4pm, some conspiracy nut jobs on my Facebook feed were already posting photos of "observers" on the roof tops nearby. They had some caption at the bottom about making sure everything was going according to plan or some shiat. I'd post the photos but I'm on my phone. I'm sure a simple Google search would find them.

/ Fringe was not a documentary
 
2013-04-15 10:38:11 PM  

SpdrJay: Triumph: SpdrJay: I credit Alex Jones for curing me of believing in conspiracy theories....

That's why he's on the CIA payroll, after all.

I credit Triumph for making me believe in conspiracy theories again.....


:)

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2013-04-15 10:39:58 PM  

ciberido: FormlessOne: WTF Indeed: To be fair, Alex Jones is a cock-faced twatwaffle.

Huh. I always thought he was a twat-faced cockwaffle. Different strokes, I guess.

Alex Jones is two-faced.  Like Janus.  Or a Batman villain.


"You got your twat face in my twatwaffle!" "No, you got your cock face in my cockwaffle!"

Alex Jones. Two great wastes that lay waste together.
 
2013-04-15 10:40:06 PM  

zerkalo: Surely Alex Jones is himself a false-flag operation put into place by the establishment to discredit such loonies

/looking glass


This is the most likely of all the conspiracies Alex Jones comments on, which is all of them.
 
2013-04-15 10:45:20 PM  
Right of center Libertarian.  The only way I can compare this is when Atheists complain about their 2 or 3 fringe whackjob idiots that make them look bad too.  Every spectrum of the political scale has em.
 
2013-04-15 10:48:37 PM  

t3knomanser: Krymson Tyde: It was actually a group of Tea party Muslims. They're a very exclusive group.

Very exclusive. You've probably never even heard of them.


The teabaggers and the Islam Über Alles crowd differ mainly in which book they thump on.
 
2013-04-15 10:51:17 PM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: The teabaggers and the Islam Über Alles crowd differ mainly in which book they thump on.


They both love Jesus, so there's common ground right there.
 
2013-04-15 10:54:06 PM  
People who think like he does are tortured souls who will never find peace.
 
2013-04-15 10:54:19 PM  
I think it's a DOUBLE False Flag. The Tea Party did it to blame the government for doing it for blaming the Tea Party for doing it.
 
2013-04-15 10:59:03 PM  

Fade2black: Right of center Libertarian.  The only way I can compare this is when Atheists complain about their 2 or 3 fringe whackjob idiots that make them look bad too.  Every spectrum of the political scale has em.


And while I empathize my same answer stands: please loudly denounce the delusional fringe assholes and work to make them a novelty. Difficult I know but the alternative is your beliefs irrevocably tied to the whackjob ones to the public at large.

/the friend of a friend Jones disciple I mentioned is also one of the most prominent and loud young libertarians around here
//although the live and let live mentality of the awesome actual libertarians (don't agree w the philosophy but I respect them immensely) I know means the derp wins out
 
2013-04-15 10:59:06 PM  

Mrbogey: Oh come on! It's not even a contest. He always says everything's a false flag.

The day he doesn't say it's a false flag is the day the gov't finally got to him.


Probably on that day, the entire universe will implode.
 
2013-04-15 11:02:07 PM  

TheJoe03: Lee Jackson Beauregard: The teabaggers and the Islam Über Alles crowd differ mainly in which book they thump on.

They both love Jesus, so there's common ground right there.


No, they like a fictional representation of Jesus. They'd want nothing to do with the REAL J-Man... what, with His challenging authority, telling them to pay taxes, giving to the poor, tolerating sinners, etc.
 
2013-04-15 11:03:10 PM  
Why conduct any investigations?  All of the politically-addicted have their versions of what happened.  So just open up the shooting gallery.

/Everyone's protected by the 2nd Amendment.
 
2013-04-15 11:04:37 PM  
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Thoughts-Go-out-To-All-Involved-in-the- B oston-Explosions/161275513884739

Joined Facebook
September 21, 2010

You can't explain that

/ah maybe you can
//not good at these conspiracy thingees
 
2013-04-15 11:05:35 PM  

friedlinx: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Thoughts-Go-out-To-All-Involved-in-the- B oston-Explosions/161275513884739

Joined Facebook
September 21, 2010

You can't explain that

/ah maybe you can
//not good at these conspiracy thingees


It was ten days after the attacks...and then nine days later what did he do????
 
2013-04-15 11:06:08 PM  
I think it's a DOUBLE False Flag. The Tea Party did it to blame the government for doing it for blaming the Tea Party for doing it.

That's just what they want you to think.
 
2013-04-15 11:08:00 PM  

zerkalo: Surely Alex Jones is himself a false-flag operation put into place by the establishment to discredit such loonies

/looking glass


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2013-04-15 11:09:13 PM  

rev. dave: People who think like he does are tortured souls who will never find peace.


For in much wisdom is much vexation, and he who increases knowledge increases sorrow.
-Ecclesiastes 1:18

/just in case you're really a Rev. :)
 
2013-04-15 11:09:53 PM  
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♫  ""Where were you..."  ♫
 
2013-04-15 11:10:10 PM  

Tumunga: I, for one, think FarkLibtards are cracked in the head, but this Alex Jones phuq, and Beck the baby raper, make me want to start humping dudes in their crapper, and buy cupcakes from church bakeries.


Errr, that's not actually Alex Jones' fault.  That was there already.
 
2013-04-15 11:11:36 PM  
I'm waiting for the NRA to come out with a statement roughly like "If everyone was armed with a bomb, this would not have happened.  The answer to this is to have all marathon runners and observers be required to carry grenades.  The only thing that stops a bomber is another bomber."
 
2013-04-15 11:11:52 PM  

Marine1: No, they like a fictional representation of Jesus.


Don't the Christians do the same? I think the Muslims don't believe he was the son of God, but I believe he is the most quoted prophet in the Koran, so he's probably 2nd only to Mohammed to them. In the end, they both stole their religion from the Jews.
 
2013-04-15 11:12:11 PM  
Come on, everyone knows the only time the government is involved in a false flag operation is when a Republican is in the White House.
 
2013-04-15 11:12:56 PM  

rosebud_the_sled: I'm waiting for the NRA to come out with a statement roughly like "If everyone was armed with a bomb, this would not have happened.  The answer to this is to have all marathon runners and observers be required to carry grenades.  The only thing that stops a bomber is another bomber."


Are you going to hold your breath until the announcement?  Please say yes.
 
2013-04-15 11:13:09 PM  

ChiliBoots: WilliamLeeTwitch: I find conspiracy theorists funny most of the time. Their ideas of the truth are so out there and impractical, I can't help but laugh. But I find their theories of this and Sandy Hook beyond stupid. How beyond? The stupid meter had to call in five more stupid meters to measure it and they all quit after 5 hours.

I'd recommend getting a log-scaled stupid meter in the future.


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I think the chart needs an update.
 
2013-04-15 11:16:23 PM  

Tatterdemalian: Silly Jones, only conservatives carry out "false flag" operations!

/when liberals do it, it's called "fake but accurate"


And when Tatterdemalian does it, it's called "stupid made-up straw man."
 
2013-04-15 11:18:56 PM  

Saturn5: rosebud_the_sled: I'm waiting for the NRA to come out with a statement roughly like "If everyone was armed with a bomb, this would not have happened.  The answer to this is to have all marathon runners and observers be required to carry grenades.  The only thing that stops a bomber is another bomber."

Are you going to hold your breath until the announcement?  Please say yes.


Holding .... holding ... nope.  Sorry.  My purpose on this planet is only to disappoint you.
 
2013-04-15 11:23:40 PM  

USP .45: jso2897: USP .45: Weaver95: USP .45: Alex Jones and the fringe see a "false flag" that will be blamed on the Tea Party, and expand TSA's reach
well I don't know about expanding the TSA's reach, but all he had to do is read any Fark thread to see the tea party being blamed.

well you should stop blaming them 'till the evidence is in then.

yeesh.

good one

Also - your mother's a whore.

I'm sure your comment will be moderated just like a comment from a previous thread where I called someone stupid for implying Adam Lanza and his massacre was politically motivated. I'm sure of it. Fark is a fair place with fair moderators.


Awwwwww, poor baby, so persecuted by those evil libs.
 
2013-04-15 11:28:34 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Why does this not surprise me.

Near the top of my hatred list are f--kers like Jones, aka, those who delusionally but loudly cry wolf. Mainly because legit questioners get lost in the derp.


What I find amusing is that in order for this to be a "false flag," the blame has to already have been assigned to some patsy. You can't scream "setup" until somebody actually gets setup.
 
2013-04-15 11:28:46 PM  

Biological Ali: USP .45: jso2897: USP .45: Weaver95: USP .45: Alex Jones and the fringe see a "false flag" that will be blamed on the Tea Party, and expand TSA's reach
well I don't know about expanding the TSA's reach, but all he had to do is read any Fark thread to see the tea party being blamed.

well you should stop blaming them 'till the evidence is in then.

yeesh.

good one

Also - your mother's a whore.

I'm sure your comment will be moderated just like a comment from a previous thread where I called someone stupid for implying Adam Lanza and his massacre was politically motivated. I'm sure of it. Fark is a fair place with fair moderators.

This thread has the potential for great hilarity. I for one hope that USP .45 makes many more posts, and that the moderators allow them to remain in the thread.



USP .45 also has the distinction of being the very first person I've ever favorited with my brand-spanking-new "crybaby" tag.
 
2013-04-15 11:29:29 PM  
He's a multimillionaire who's based his entire carrer off pandering to his base, he is very good at what he does
 
2013-04-15 11:32:42 PM  

o5iiawah: Yes, because Alex Jones is your typical, run of the mill, well-adjusted Conservative thinker.


Those people still exist?

/kidding...sort of
 
2013-04-15 11:36:52 PM  
If Alex Jones told me the sun was coming up tomorrow, I'd need three sources to verify it instead of two.
 
2013-04-15 11:38:42 PM  

Kevin72: [x07.xanga.com image 435x580]

MARATHON


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2013-04-15 11:40:20 PM  

TheJoe03: Marine1: No, they like a fictional representation of Jesus.

Don't the Christians do the same? I think the Muslims don't believe he was the son of God, but I believe he is the most quoted prophet in the Koran, so he's probably 2nd only to Mohammed to them. In the end, they both stole their religion from the Jews.


Iirc you're right re Jesus / Muslims. Revered prophet but not be all end all.

When I was in middle school and we studied religion (many religions; gave me my present day healthy skepticism) I wondered if Islam was correct since my Catholic mom used to say Jewish people were descended from folks who just were too set in their ways to recognize Jesus. So it logically made sense to ask if Catholics were too set in their ways to recognize Mohammed.

In any case, I'm an atheist now, and the Lebanese food after the class trip to the mosque made that boring field trip totes worth it.
 
2013-04-15 11:40:24 PM  
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2013-04-15 11:47:30 PM  
I was scanning through radio stations and ended up hearing Bill O Reilly say the bombing isn't a tragedy. Then he went full derp into Bengazi.

I will never use the scan button ever again.
 
2013-04-15 11:49:38 PM  

netgamer7k: [i.imgur.com image 802x643]


Is he sitting on a dildo in that picture?
 
2013-04-15 11:59:18 PM  

netgamer7k: [i.imgur.com image 802x643]


There's an infowars.com and an infowars.net.  And they are run by two different people.  There are too many sets of infowars to fit on one website!
 
2013-04-16 12:02:25 AM  

flamingboar: I was scanning through radio stations and ended up hearing Bill O Reilly say the bombing isn't a tragedy. Then he went full derp into Bengazi.

I will never use the scan button ever again.


I heard about 69 seconds of O'reilly  he said it wasn't a tragedy it was a terrorist attack and the WH said the President misspoke when he called it a tragedy. Then I changed the station.
 
2013-04-16 12:23:11 AM  

tylerdurden217: What can be said about this idiot that hasn't already been said. I wish people would stop listening to him, he's a dangerous lunatic. Also, he's only 39 and he looks awful. I guess the confused anger and rage really does wear on you physically.


39? Really?

Wow...
 
2013-04-16 12:46:38 AM  

friedlinx: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Thoughts-Go-out-To-All-Involved-in-the- B oston-Explosions/161275513884739

Joined Facebook
September 21, 2010

You can't explain that


Originally in reference to the Red Sox losing explosively to the terrible Orioles that day 9-1?  That, or someone changed the name of her group today in solidarity or whatever.
 
2013-04-16 12:50:15 AM  
This just in: Alex Jones is a suppurating cock lesion.  With more on the story we go live now to Nadia Lipnipple at Saint Michael's hospital.  Nadia?

Nadia: "Thanks, Bill.  I'm here with Alex Jones in his hospital bed at Saint Michael's hospital where only moments ago, the results of DNA testing have confirmed conclusively that Alex Jones is, in fact, a suppurating cock lesion.  Alex, what's going through your mind right now as you hear the results?

Alex: *ooze*

Nadia: Thanks, Alex.  Back to you, Bill.
 
2013-04-16 12:52:49 AM  

meathome: tylerdurden217: What can be said about this idiot that hasn't already been said. I wish people would stop listening to him, he's a dangerous lunatic. Also, he's only 39 and he looks awful. I guess the confused anger and rage really does wear on you physically.

39? Really?

Wow...


The character Alex Jones is 39 but the actor/comedian who plays him (Bill Hicks) is 51. Hicks famously faked his death in 1994 and took up the persona Alex Jones.
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2013-04-16 12:59:33 AM  

Felgraf: Is anything EVER not a 'false flag'?

If EVERYTHING is a false flag, doesn't that... defeat the purpose of a false flag, to an extent? No one EVER legit attacked someone else! It's all smoke and mirrors, maaaaaaaannnnn!


I bet the Jews are responsible for the false flag jewish false flag conspiracy wrapped up in a oh jeez I can't type this with a straight face

/shatnerjewsdidthis.jpg
 
2013-04-16 1:05:58 AM  

USP .45: Alex Jones and the fringe see a "false flag" that will be blamed on the Tea Party, and expand TSA's reach
well I don't know about expanding the TSA's reach, but all he had to do is read any Fark thread to see the tea party being blamed.


This
 
2013-04-16 1:17:04 AM  

RedVentrue: USP .45: Alex Jones and the fringe see a "false flag" that will be blamed on the Tea Party, and expand TSA's reach
well I don't know about expanding the TSA's reach, but all he had to do is read any Fark thread to see the tea party being blamed.

This


You kids are so cute.  We aren't blaming the tea party.  The tea party is a joke.  We're blaming people who in addition to having poor social skills, limited education, a tendency to fetishize violence, and blame others for their failings, who also happen to be members of the tea party.  Hope that helps.   Now go order some more "tac gear," and get ready for the big NRA circle jerk in houston next month.
 
2013-04-16 1:20:19 AM  

timujin: jvl: Can we get a list of moron awards? First to blame Tea Partiers without evidence. First to blame Muslims without evidence. Etc.

I blame Muslim Tea Partiers


Muslims did introduce tea to the West... my God it goes back centuries!
 
2013-04-16 1:36:42 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: In any case, I'm an atheist now, and the Lebanese food after the class trip to the mosque made that boring field trip totes worth it.


Oh, Lebanese food?
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That's my favorite!
 
2013-04-16 1:38:11 AM  

BSABSVR: netgamer7k: [i.imgur.com image 802x643]

There's an infowars.com and an infowars.net.  And they are run by two different people.  There are too many sets of infowars to fit on one website!


If only there were some way that infowars.com and infowars.net could settle their differences.  Some sort of contest, or duel, or ... battle.  Something like that.
 
2013-04-16 1:38:13 AM  

Phoenix_M: meathome: tylerdurden217: What can be said about this idiot that hasn't already been said. I wish people would stop listening to him, he's a dangerous lunatic. Also, he's only 39 and he looks awful. I guess the confused anger and rage really does wear on you physically.

39? Really?

Wow...

The character Alex Jones is 39 but the actor/comedian who plays him (Bill Hicks) is 51. Hicks famously faked his death in 1994 and took up the persona Alex Jones.
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That's actually kinda eerie.
 
2013-04-16 2:01:01 AM  

ciberido: StreetlightInTheGhetto: In any case, I'm an atheist now, and the Lebanese food after the class trip to the mosque made that boring field trip totes worth it.

Oh, Lebanese food?
[www.explosm.net image 555x409]
That's my favorite!


Yay, my favorite C&H!
 
2013-04-16 2:11:31 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: TheJoe03: Marine1: No, they like a fictional representation of Jesus.

Don't the Christians do the same? I think the Muslims don't believe he was the son of God, but I believe he is the most quoted prophet in the Koran, so he's probably 2nd only to Mohammed to them. In the end, they both stole their religion from the Jews.

Iirc you're right re Jesus / Muslims. Revered prophet but not be all end all.

When I was in middle school and we studied religion (many religions; gave me my present day healthy skepticism) I wondered if Islam was correct since my Catholic mom used to say Jewish people were descended from folks who just were too set in their ways to recognize Jesus. So it logically made sense to ask if Catholics were too set in their ways to recognize Mohammed.

In any case, I'm an atheist now, and the Lebanese food after the class trip to the mosque made that boring field trip totes worth it.


According to the most commonly-accepted theology, Jesus was created, whole-cloth, in a manner similar to Adam (or possibly Eve) by god.  Making him extra-special, but not an actual half-god.  Also in that meandering muddle of inflexible Word That Is The Law™ and fluid storytelling that is religion, Jesus was Muslim (because it's always been the One True Faith™) and he was the last prophet to the Jews because if they farked up and bastardized the One True Faith™ again it would be on their own heads.

Strangely it seems like it's easier to keep all that shiat straight if you're an atheist, because you aren't burdened with the desperate need to BELIEVE and therefore not repeat or even recognize things which don't jibe with your religion.
 
2013-04-16 2:26:31 AM  
That guy spends his whole life feeling like he's stuck in heavy traffic with a broken air conditioner with the undeniable rumblings of post-nuclear-garlic-wings-and-two-pitchers-of-Genny-Cream-Ale jailbreak-not-to-be-denied shiat, doesn't he?
 
2013-04-16 2:48:10 AM  
I'm just glad Peter Griffins didn't join in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGBdBs5LVaY
(aired in march 2013)
 
2013-04-16 3:10:02 AM  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turban_Cowboy#Deleted_Scenes
A second scene shows Peter activating twin explosions:
  Same episode...What is also creepy is the title of the episode considering the shocking PHOTO 8. Synchronicity or inside knowledge? *GASPS*
 
2013-04-16 3:45:27 AM  

farkinglizardking: It's a shame that freedom of speech also includes the freedom to speak like a farking moron. Sigh. Maybe someone will remove this guy of a few teeth one day with a well-placed fist.

A man can dream...


And yet, knowing what he would say, you stopped to listen to him, and now you are wishing violence upon him for exercising free speech.
He has the right to speak, but YOU made the DECISION to LISTEN. If you're then offended by what he says, then YOU are the PROBLEM.
 
2013-04-16 3:58:53 AM  
Where do these conspiracy nuts get their material, other than their own heads? They can never prove anything. Alex Jones commenting on anything is a non-story.
 
2013-04-16 4:34:22 AM  
I'm surprised so many farkers know who Alex Jones is

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
 
2013-04-16 5:11:09 AM  
I predict that we'll
 
2013-04-16 5:12:55 AM  
Here's how I see these "false flag-holes" argument shaping up:

The people who planted the bomb obviously designed the bombs not to kill, but to maim. They designed the explosions to go out along the ground and amputate legs, but not to inflict damage to vital organs. This will give the government entity that used the "false flag" attack ammo, namely a whole slew of mutilated but alive "mouthpieces", to use to make speeches verbally condemn the group that blame is eventually focussed on.

The sympathy that the public feels towards these victims will be used to fuel public outrage against this innocent target group. Because so many people will be severly injured they will be in the news much longer than if they were killed.

They targeted this marathon because the people injured will be from many different states and countries, thus this will help spread the "false flag" perpetrator's message to the winds.This will cause the focus on the group blamed for this to come from more entities and, as such, will more quickly become commonly accepted as true.

The school shooting before Christmas, because it was focussed in one community, ultimately was a failure and thus this plan was hatched taking the lessons learned from that attack into account. 1.) Don't give them a perpetrator right off the bat, 2.) make sure the event affects a wide group of people from different states, countries, 3.) wound instead of kill, 4.) make sure it's somewhere it will be caught on multiple cameras.

I can already see the bluster that's going to be flying out of these idiots asses. They're all going to blame Obama in some form or fashion. Frankly, it's farking sickening. That people will use an event like this to further their own political agendas is pathological. They're not at the level of the people who built the bombs of course, but they're on par with peeping toms, stalkers, flashers, corprophiliacs, and traitors.

If any of you are reading this: you are a farking creepy coward who can't build a logical argument to make your idiotic point, so you have to latch onto a national tragedy and fictionalize it. You should seek help. You actively try to drive wedges into the cracks of humanity. That's a sign of being pathological / antisocial. While it might give you a rush to get people riled up, the happiness you gain from such activity is transient and fleeting and will never really satisfy you. Seek help please.
 
2013-04-16 6:06:30 AM  
Alex Jones:  The Leftist the Left thinks is Right...the Right-Winger the Right think is Left
 
2013-04-16 7:10:14 AM  
A dem former congresswoman beat him to it subby, by several hours.
 
2013-04-16 7:29:51 AM  

tylerdurden217: What can be said about this idiot that hasn't already been said. I wish people would stop listening to him, he's a dangerous lunatic. Also, he's only 39 and he looks awful. I guess the confused anger and rage really does wear on you physically.


His birth certificate was forged - he's actually 12.
 
2013-04-16 7:33:03 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: Now I loved me some Art Bel., there was nothing better for my insomnia as that snake oil salesman oohed and ahhed at his whacked out guests. The way Art would sound so serious as he would ask the questions was choice. But Art knew where to draw the line and drop the charade. This douchenozzle needs a cockpunch.

'

Coast 2 Coast is actually entertaining,

I mean, once you get past the long list of phone numbers you can call.

"East of the Rockies, dial XXX-XXXX"

"If you're from outer space, call XXX-XXXX"
 
2013-04-16 7:37:34 AM  
Second Amendment Spokesman, Alex Jones.
 
2013-04-16 8:27:46 AM  

chrylis: No credit for CNN's blaming right-wing domestic terrorists, subby?


In all likelihood it is a right-wing extremist. An Islamic terrorist organization would have publicly taken credit for it, a lone crazy person would have just shot up the place, and left-wing extremists haven't done any bombings since the 60s/70s.
 
2013-04-16 8:31:14 AM  

inertcorkhair: The dumbest thing about conspiracy nuts is that everything is proof of the conspiracy.
Were there police in the area? Proof.
Were police not in the area? Proof.
Are there pictures? Proof.
No Pictures? Proof.
Is there a Starbucks within 5 blocks of the bomb site? Proof.


They have the same mind set as "intelligent design" believers. Come to a conclusion, then look for evidence that supports it.
 
2013-04-16 9:14:30 AM  
So here's my question to the people that seem to find a conspiracy in every single national tragedy.

If all the signs are there and us "sheeple" are just too blind the see it....WHY DON'T YOU EVER PREDICT IT?! Seriously, with all that inside knowledge of how things "really" work that you have, shouldn't you be able to give us a warming for at least one of these?

And before any Alex Jones-defenders pipe in and say that he did predict this by saying "there will be an attack" at some random point in time, he's been saying this every month of every year for the past two decades.

Don't forget, he was the one who also did a live broadcast on the eve of Y2K claiming that the world was ending...only to later claim he was just "joking around."

Look, we all know Alex Jones is just playing a part/persona at this point. What I don't get is the people who still believe him but refuse to turn those "everything's a conspiracy" microscopes on their own Messiah.

I swear, it really is like Dale Gribble not noticing that John Redcorn is screwing his wife right in front of him.
 
2013-04-16 9:17:07 AM  
"media figure"? Subby? really? So now anyone with a blog on the internet is a media figure?
 
2013-04-16 10:07:14 AM  

Joe Blowme: "media figure"? Subby? really? So now anyone with a blog on the internet is a media figure?


No, you have to have a nationally syndicated radio show at least.
 
2013-04-16 10:36:30 AM  

utharda: RedVentrue: USP .45: Alex Jones and the fringe see a "false flag" that will be blamed on the Tea Party, and expand TSA's reach
well I don't know about expanding the TSA's reach, but all he had to do is read any Fark thread to see the tea party being blamed.

This

You kids are so cute.  We aren't blaming the tea party.  The tea party is a joke.  We're blaming people who in addition to having poor social skills, limited education, a tendency to fetishize violence, and blame others for their failings, who also happen to be members of the tea party.  Hope that helps.   Now go order some more "tac gear," and get ready for the big NRA circle jerk in houston next month.


Kettle... Pot...

I can't see the difference.
 
2013-04-16 10:47:25 AM  

Securitywyrm: farkinglizardking: It's a shame that freedom of speech also includes the freedom to speak like a farking moron. Sigh. Maybe someone will remove this guy of a few teeth one day with a well-placed fist.

A man can dream...

And yet, knowing what he would say, you stopped to listen to him, and now you are wishing violence upon him for exercising free speech.
He has the right to speak, but YOU made the DECISION to LISTEN. If you're then offended by what he says, then YOU are the PROBLEM.


This as well.
 
2013-04-16 11:12:33 AM  
[Obvious]
 
2013-04-16 11:44:42 AM  
While you are all sitting there laughing at Mr. Jones and his antics, the reptilians are sitting back smug in their success.
 
2013-04-16 11:56:54 AM  

Sir Not Sure The Unscannable: While you are all sitting there laughing at Mr. Jones and his antics, the reptilians are sitting back smug in their success.


Your assumption is that we're not on their payroll.

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On the other hand, I wish I had the link, but there are actually conspiracy theories that say MLP is an effort at liberal indoctrination of our children. No, I'm serious. There is actually someone that says this.
 
2013-04-16 12:31:29 PM  
Back in my day conspiracy theories meant something.. now every retard has one pre-set to go every time a dog farts. I always wondered why isn't there a big conspiracy movement behind the anthrax attacks?
 
2013-04-16 1:50:28 PM  

raatz01: Back in my day conspiracy theories meant something.. now every retard has one pre-set to go every time a dog farts. I always wondered why isn't there a big conspiracy movement behind the anthrax attacks?


Oh, there was/is
 
2013-04-16 2:16:25 PM  

eyeq360: There was this conspiracy theory stating that some of the terrorist bombings blamed on Chechen terrorists were actually committed by the Russians--their intelligence service--in order to justify a war with Chechnya.  Supposedly, a FSB team was caught in the act of planting plastic explosives in a building when they were caught by the police.  However, the government got the media to state that it was just a routine anti-terrorist exercise and that the explosives were bags of sugar.  Litvenenko, the guy who got killed by polonium, blabbed about this and the fact that Putin's past was pretty shady.  Something about him protecting the Russian Mafia and the former Russian army's drug trafficking.
Supposedly, the first Chechan war was all about the Chechan warlords hijacking trains full of heroin and other drugs being trafficked by the Russian Defense minister.  Assuming you believe that stuff.


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This conspiracy goes deep... all the way to the top... makes the eyes pop out from disbelief!
 
2013-04-16 2:55:15 PM  

rosebud_the_sled: I'm waiting for the NRA to come out with a statement roughly like "If everyone was armed with a bomb, this would not have happened.  The answer to this is to have all marathon runners and observers be required to carry grenades.  The only thing that stops a bomber is another bomber."


I'm waiting for the Libtards to start screaming for a ban on pressure cookers.

Pressure cooker bomb
 
2013-04-16 3:19:20 PM  
 
2013-04-16 3:37:48 PM  

Nickster79: So here's my question to the people that seem to find a conspiracy in every single national tragedy.

If all the signs are there and us "sheeple" are just too blind the see it....WHY DON'T YOU EVER PREDICT IT?! Seriously, with all that inside knowledge of how things "really" work that you have, shouldn't you be able to give us a warming for at least one of these?


You mean like when that one nutjob predicted the Aurora shooting 13 days in advance?

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread859297/pg1
 
2013-04-16 4:56:04 PM  

Mrtraveler01: o5iiawah: Yes, because Alex Jones is your typical, run of the mill, well-adjusted Conservative thinker.

Those people still exist?

/kidding...sort of


this is the equivalent of taking some off-the-rails rambling of Chomsky or Malik-Zulu-Shabazz and then re branding it as "see what those democrats are up to again?!"
 
2013-04-16 4:58:39 PM  

TV's Vinnie: What a  god-damned flaming assgoblin! There's Weekly World News type of fiction to entertain the stupids, but this guy is stirring up sh*t that can effect matters of life and death.

He's getting as close as screaming FIRE! in the movie theater as you can get.


After sandy hook I noticed his whargarbl "infecting" some of my hardcore right-winger facebook friends. It was that pic of the 3 different women that the infowars peeps claimed was the same crisis actor (it really obviously wasn't).

I took a breath and calmly explained how these where all different women and posted a link to the snopes article. They thanked me for it and seemed to agree with me, but it goes to show you how dangerous this mis-information can be.
 
2013-04-16 5:02:12 PM  

raatz01: Back in my day conspiracy theories meant something.. now every retard has one pre-set to go every time a dog farts. I always wondered why isn't there a big conspiracy movement behind the anthrax attacks?


There was/is a Pearl Harbor conspiracy theory saying that FDR didn't stop it because it would be the perfect excuse to enter the War Effort.

The internet just makes them move faster.
 
2013-04-16 5:05:01 PM  

Novart: Hillbilly Jim: Now I loved me some Art Bel., there was nothing better for my insomnia as that snake oil salesman oohed and ahhed at his whacked out guests. The way Art would sound so serious as he would ask the questions was choice. But Art knew where to draw the line and drop the charade. This douchenozzle needs a cockpunch.'

Coast 2 Coast is actually entertaining,

I mean, once you get past the long list of phone numbers you can call.

"East of the Rockies, dial XXX-XXXX"

"If you're from outer space, call XXX-XXXX"


2 words: "Shadow People".

/I miss him so much
//Cat protect you from shadow people!
 
2013-04-16 5:21:09 PM  

artemusprine: Nickster79: So here's my question to the people that seem to find a conspiracy in every single national tragedy.

If all the signs are there and us "sheeple" are just too blind the see it....WHY DON'T YOU EVER PREDICT IT?! Seriously, with all that inside knowledge of how things "really" work that you have, shouldn't you be able to give us a warming for at least one of these?

You mean like when that one nutjob predicted the Aurora shooting 13 days in advance?

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread859297/pg1


I didn't see a prediction; I just read something from a guy who didn't know what he was talking about (Batman being called the Dark Knight a recent thing...please...I'm way too much of a comic geek to let that slide).
 
2013-04-16 6:12:14 PM  

Dion Fortune: I'm surprised so many farkers know who Alex Jones is

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.


No, I'm pretty sure the third step is either "ridiculed some more" or "dismissed as nonsense and forgotten"
 
2013-04-16 6:28:04 PM  

Dion Fortune: I'm surprised so many farkers know who Alex Jones is

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.


Oh shiat. This guy serious?


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Nothing Alex Jones says is to be believed. He's been caught in so many completely made-up and fradulant statements that he has less credibility than Bush on Iraqi WMDs. And that's what he says that is plausable, and not completely batshiat insane.

But yeah. You keep right on white-knighting him, bro.
 
2013-04-16 7:51:13 PM  

hardinparamedic: Dion Fortune: I'm surprised so many farkers know who Alex Jones is

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Oh shiat. This guy serious?

[gamersagainstbigotry.org image 500x420]

Nothing Alex Jones says is to be believed. He's been caught in so many completely made-up and fradulant statements that he has less credibility than Bush on Iraqi WMDs. And that's what he says that is plausable, and not completely batshiat insane.

But yeah. You keep right on white-knighting him, bro.


Most theories that are ridiculed are ridiculed for a reason: they're pure bullshiat. And it also ignores examples like Einstein's theory of relativity, which wasn't ridiculed but simply ignored by most scientists for decades because it was untestable with the technology of the day.
 
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