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(Funny Or Die)   Come for the cocaine toothache drops and stay for the sanitized tapeworms, it's ads you will never see again (slideshow warning)   ( funnyordie.com) divider line
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8469 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2013 at 3:28 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-15 07:21:07 PM  
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Rogue Surf: Maggot therapy is still considered the best for wound care in certain situations.

Yep.  The correct varieties of maggots will only eat dead flesh, helping to keep the wound clean. Leeches are still good when reattaching severed fingers and toes.  Maybe even larger limbs.  The problem is that while we can reattach arteries, veins need to heal more naturally, leading to a build up of blood that leeches remove safer than anything else.
2013-04-15 03:51:40 PM  
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The beer one is true. The hops increase breastmilk.
2013-04-15 03:33:26 PM  
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Why is it ok for my wife to give me a weed-eater, but it's wrong for me to give her a vacuum? Double-standard?
2013-04-15 02:49:56 PM  
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So... are these all fake... because the Cola one I definitely know is made up.

I know the Cocaine drops is true though, so, I am guessing this is just a bunch of stuff they found on the internet without much actually research into their reality.
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