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(CNN)   Move over liberal arts degree, it's time to earn that M.A. in Starbucks' Barista Basics with a minor in Jiffy Lube's finance fundamentals   ( divider line
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2013-04-15 02:50:52 PM  
3 votes:
Will Hooters offer a Women's Studies program?
2013-04-15 03:28:28 PM  
2 votes:
Ah, yes. My days at Hamburger University. Those were the halcyon days of my youth. I majored in Fries but minored in Milk Shakes. No one was going for the Bachelor of Meat back then. The market was flooded with Grill Sergeants. That degree was a BM that no one wanted to see on a diploma.

Fries were the money maker. Talk to a chick in a bar and telling her you were in to tubers was the fastest way in to her panties. You had to prove it tough. No girl would fall for the "Hi. I'm in Fries. A salt me" line without asking you about grease boiling points and potato temperature differentials. Gawd. I hated learning that chart but it paid off.

Took my degree right to the big McD and got a job as Fry Technician First Class. I was very lucky, Mr. Vader, the shift manager had just strangled his previous Fry Technician for not dropping fries at an appropriate time. It was a mistake I would never make.

/not obscure
2013-04-15 03:18:52 PM  
2 votes:

LordZorch: Both of which will most likely be more marketable than a degree in reading old books most people find boring as all hell, dated, and poorly written when compared to later works.

Everything you write reads like the script to a deleted scene from Idiocracy.
2013-04-15 03:18:41 PM  
1 vote:

Taxcheat: Will Hooters offer a Women's Studies program?

Of course not. They want their employees to be employable.
2013-04-15 02:52:42 PM  
1 vote:
When I grow up I want to go to Bovine University.
2013-04-15 02:14:26 PM  
1 vote:
I got my JD from Costco.
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