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(ESPN)   Ric Romero discovers that people aren't going to NFL games as much because of all of the drunks   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Ric Romero, NFL, Seifert, NFL Stadiums, FedEx Field, Izod Center, Brett Favre, Roger Goodell  
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1841 clicks; posted to Sports » on 14 Apr 2013 at 2:32 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-14 04:10:06 PM  
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Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Or, if it's to a Raider's game, expect a little stabbing.

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2013-04-14 01:57:45 PM  
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mr_a: I was embarrassed to be a Seattle fan

You weren't before hand?
2013-04-14 12:56:20 PM  
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2013-04-14 09:05:05 PM  
1 vote:

TheJoe03: Generation_D: Dallas? I missed you guys in the playoffs last year. Maybe we could have seen another one of these

Despite that awful choke job, Dallas looks far down on the Seachickens, your team always seemed semi-pro or something to me. The goofy jerseys, the annoying soccer like fans, and just the decades of intense failure all add up to this Cowboys fan not even having you guys in my radar. You're actually one of the teams I'll root for because you guys seem like a joke team (like the Lions or Browns).

/I actually legitimately loved the Sonics when I was kid and they had Payton and Kemp

Dallas is like that family that had money 4 decades ago and still thinks its wealthy, even though they've blown it all on bad investments, the kids are all failures now, and the grandpa's a nutcase.
2013-04-14 08:35:11 PM  
1 vote:

TheJoe03: Generation_D: Says the boston guy. U mad, bro?

Uh, why would a Boston sports fan be mad at Seattle fans, Seattle sports is awful.

Something our cornerback said to their QB.

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2013-04-14 04:53:45 PM  
1 vote:
I have no problem with people going to games in the visiting team's gear. However, they should expect to take a little shiat.

So the visiting team's supporters should expect to be assaulted?
No wonder no one is going any more.
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2013-04-14 03:59:36 PM  
1 vote:
No, Subby, the reason people aren't going to NFL games is because they  are drunks, and you can watch at home or in your local bar in greater comfort with better views and significantly cheaper beer.
2013-04-14 03:23:39 PM  
1 vote:
Hmm seems like everyone around me is boringly sober. I mean, I do my best to intimidate the opposing team and fans, shouting obscenities at them constantly and threatening them physically, but hardly anyone joins in. I mean, I didn't paint my entire body in the colors of the team for my health people.

It's like they everyone else doesn't even care about the game! All they want to talk about is "my kids are sitting here!" when I unleash a totally awesome string of profanity that guarantees my team will win the match.

I stumble around as drunkenly as possible and spill my 12th beer all over the people around me, but I never see any obnoxious drunk fans. Even after I puke on the row in front of me, no drunks show up to fight. I must just be lucky.
2013-04-14 02:58:18 PM  
1 vote:

Trollin4Colon: m guessing this. I know its been beaten to death in these threads, but why spend hundreds of dollars to watch it live, when you can spend the same amount of money and BUY a damn big screen to watch it from your own home and get drunk for cheap.

Plus, there's a ridiculous amount of stoppages and dead time in football. At least at a bar, I can have a comfortable conversation with people during commercial breaks or scratch my balls while checking my email if at home to kill time.
2013-04-14 02:34:45 PM  
1 vote:
I have no problem with people going to games in the visiting team's gear. However, they should expect to take a little shiat. When it gets personal, that's too far- but otherwise, a little "your team sucks" is deserved. If you can't take it, go watch some goddamn tennis.
2013-04-14 02:03:43 PM  
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mr_a: I was embarrassed to be a Seattle fan, and that will be my last game.

Oh for fark's sake.
2013-04-14 01:23:04 PM  
1 vote:
How the hell can anyone afford to get drunk at an NFL game?  I mean, unless you have the alcohol tolerance of a sorority girl.
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