SithLord: grimlock1972: I have to disagree on Tomax and Xamot i think they would work fine in the next Gi Joe movie. The others not so much.Tomax and Xamot would work well given the current economical and sociopolitical climate. Bankers bringing down a financial collapse worldwide - it was the twins acting in behalf of Cobra.They wore business suits in the cartoon and comics, but this author didn't seem to notice or bother reading their file cards where the above scenario is described..
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SithLord: Dr Dreidel: PizzaJedi81: Garko: They should put Bazooka in the next movie, just to spite this shiatty list.Bazooka, Gung-Ho and the Dreadnoks (I don't see why a motorcycle gang couldn't work.) are all doable.There's a much, MUCH longer list of characters that won't work.Airtight (Snert)SpiritCrystal Ball (Designed by Stephen King's son!)Psych-OutFast Draw (Anybody else always losing bits to him?)BudoShockwaveSuper Trooper (Loved when I'd saved up enough Joe Points to get him!)HEAT ViperTARGATDarklonMetal HeadCaptain Grid-IronSnow SerpentThe Eco-Warriors line, although that one MIGHT be topical.BarricadeThe list goes on. http://www.yojoe.com/action/Nemesis Enforcer and Golobulus better be on that listI don't get the Cobra-La hate. The one thing I find implausible was that there was this vast army of citizen warriors who at the beck and call of their king could unleash hell upon the rest of the world using biomechanical weapons that even regenerated when damaged and yet they stayed in a nigh unforgiving, undiscovered wasteland deep in the Himalayas.Too bad the cartoon movie had to be rated G, I could picture Nemesis Enforcer unleashing some serious shiznit with his blades.
SithLord: Too bad the cartoon movie had to be rated G...
hamiltonjdavid: Sci-Fi better'd watch the fark out if Sgt. Slaughter decides to launch that missile.
Pants_Optional: Airtight was the bio-chem weapons expert. Would work fine. Snow Serpents were arctic troopers. They would also work. The rest of that list? Yeah, I'm with you.
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