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(Daily Mail)   "My dying husband told me to get a boob job and find a toyboy - so I did"....says widowed great-grandmother   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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16904 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Apr 2013 at 12:48 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-12 01:18:26 PM  
7 votes:
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2013-04-12 12:59:13 PM  
5 votes:
Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Now, granted, it is Parkinson's that makes her milk shake, but still.
2013-04-12 12:58:16 PM  
3 votes:
So "F cup" means something different in the UK, then? Do they measure boobs in stones or fortnights or something?
2013-04-12 01:00:59 PM  
2 votes:
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I haven't seen eyes that drawn on since the Fendahl.
2013-04-12 12:55:50 PM  
2 votes:

jake_lex: There's probably a reason you don't see the acronym "GGILF" much.

Well you certainly haven't spent enough time in the sleazy end of the internet.
2013-04-12 12:52:10 PM  
2 votes:
I would have liked to been a fly on the wall when he brought her home to meet the parents.
2013-04-12 11:32:29 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-12 03:53:30 PM  
1 vote:
England...Oh, England... Their men will put their dick in anything to prove they aren't gay.
2013-04-12 02:30:47 PM  
1 vote:
Ack! Can we have a "British" tag already?
2013-04-12 01:12:59 PM  
1 vote:

markie_farkie: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x413]

I would say KILL IT WITH FIRE, but....

Too late.

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2013-04-12 01:11:45 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-12 01:05:51 PM  
1 vote:
So he's gay right?
2013-04-12 01:02:48 PM  
1 vote:

What if her husband said these things as SARCASM and she did not get it?
2013-04-12 12:54:51 PM  
1 vote:

PluckYew: He must like prune juice

And grilled cheese sandwiches.
2013-04-12 12:52:07 PM  
1 vote:
He must like prune juice
2013-04-12 12:49:21 PM  
1 vote:
Crap. I didn't get nearly as good advice from my dead husband.
2013-04-12 12:29:30 PM  
1 vote:
and a hammer for every nail.
2013-04-12 11:42:11 AM  
1 vote:
My mom always used to say there's a screwdriver for every screw.
2013-04-12 11:38:18 AM  
1 vote:
There's probably a reason you don't see the acronym "GGILF" much.
2013-04-12 10:29:22 AM  
1 vote:
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I would say KILL IT WITH FIRE, but....

Too late.
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