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(Daily Mail)   "My dying husband told me to get a boob job and find a toyboy - so I did"....says widowed great-grandmother   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost [TotalFark]
2013-04-12 01:18:26 PM  
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swangoatman
2013-04-12 01:21:29 PM  
aren't tits supposed to be on the chest area? I guess he can lick the belly and the nips all in one flick.
 
fireclown
2013-04-12 01:23:45 PM  
Good for her, and for her husband.  I say she'll look great with a set similar to these.
 
fireclown
2013-04-12 01:24:38 PM  
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Er, like THESE.
 
Flragnararch
2013-04-12 01:31:54 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: So "F cup" means something different in the UK, then? Do they measure boobs in stones or fortnights or something?


Pascals

/obscure?
 
fireclown
2013-04-12 01:41:24 PM  
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Or these.  These would look GREAT on the old dame.
 
Marcintosh
2013-04-12 01:43:24 PM  
Joan Lloyd with her late husband David who died after battling heart and lung disease, cirrhosis of the liver, diabetes and Alzheimer's
"Why do men die before their wives?  Because the WANT to"  I'd say the dude wanted OUT.

if it's not BS, then, he's going to have a great time when Old Timers Disease sets it's hooks.

Good luck you little gold digger.
 
wambu
2013-04-12 01:48:49 PM  
If you were and 80-yo dude, she'd probably be worth popping a blue pill.

But Phil should know better.
 
wambu
2013-04-12 01:50:27 PM  
The only possible benefit of a woman that old.

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Kahabut
2013-04-12 01:55:44 PM  

uncleacid: [cache.roxionow.com image 269x367]


Now that is obscure.
(not on fark)
 
Nick Nostril
2013-04-12 02:00:28 PM  
Gah!
 
MythDragon [TotalFark]
2013-04-12 02:17:38 PM  
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"Someone need a boy toy?"
 
axztx
2013-04-12 02:30:47 PM  
Ack! Can we have a "British" tag already?
 
blatz514 [TotalFark]
2013-04-12 02:36:49 PM  
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Colin O'Scopy
2013-04-12 03:09:33 PM  
HOLY GOD JESUS ALLAH SATAN MOMMY, HELP!!!! IT'S GOING TO GET ME!!!
 
foxyshadis
2013-04-12 03:20:13 PM  
An article about getting a boob job and all but two badly-angled pictures are in a baggy sweater?

....right.

/This is me falling for another Fail thread.
 
FatherChaos [TotalFark]
2013-04-12 03:46:25 PM  
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom
2013-04-12 03:47:43 PM  

ertai_lapis: dv-ous: *snide comment about 67 year old great grandmothers*

Stay classy!

It's actually not that bad. Assuming she had a kid at 22, and her kid had a kid at 22, and her granddaughter had her kid at 22, then the great-grandchild would be around 1.


That's really young for people to be having kids.
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2013-04-12 03:53:30 PM  
England...Oh, England... Their men will put their dick in anything to prove they aren't gay.
 
SPLAMM
2013-04-12 04:00:36 PM  
Looks like her elevens are up.
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beerrun
2013-04-12 04:33:02 PM  
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beachboy
2013-04-12 05:17:14 PM  

gambitsgirl: Crap. I didn't get nearly as good advice from my dead husband.


I just looked at your profile and it made me sad. He looked like a good guy. I hope you two were happy the time you had together. :)
 
cleverscreenname77
2013-04-12 06:21:33 PM  
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RIP BOY TOY
 
Unixfreak
2013-04-13 06:39:14 PM  
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