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(Sun Sentinel)   Pro tip: If your getaway car happens to be a bicycle, then make sure the bike's chain isn't broken before you pull a heist and swipe 10 cans of deodorant   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
    More: Florida, getaway car, Sarasota Police Department, deodorant  
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982 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Apr 2013 at 11:54 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-12 11:47:27 AM  
I'm calling axe.

*clicks article*

2013-04-12 12:01:13 PM  
Wiminz like the smell of my pits.
2013-04-12 12:03:03 PM  
Charles Nelson Riley could have got away...
2013-04-12 12:18:28 PM  
The Hipster robbery plan, sustainable and on a fixed gear bike. At least he's stealing something that will get rid of his unwashed smell!

/didn't RTFA
2013-04-12 12:21:27 PM  
It's amazing how hard some morons try to be arrested over such puny crap. If you're going to risk prison over deodorant you might as well think big and hijack a truck, and then only if you have resale arrangements in place.

And then adding crimes of violence to a silly shoplifting spree. Uh-huh.

Please tell me again why we should let people this stupid breed, vote and outlive their usefulness?
2013-04-12 05:22:18 PM  
10 cans of deodorant?  That's funky....almost as funky as 9 cans of shaving powder!
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