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(CNN)   One morning I shot an elephant in my SUV. How he got in my SUV I'll never know   ( cnn.com) divider line
    More: Repeat, SUV, drive-by shootings, Barnum & Bailey Circus, Tupelo, circus, Asian elephant  
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2013-04-12 03:32:00 PM  
1 vote:

Because if it's going to be stuck in my head now, it's going to be stuck in yours, as well!
2013-04-12 03:14:05 PM  
1 vote:

You cannot-a fool me.  There's-a no Sanity Clause!

WhistleWhistleWhistle! StompStomp. HONK! S-M-I-L-E! (Puts leg in the crook of cyrus_hunter's arm)
2013-04-12 01:13:31 PM  
1 vote:
There are no legal ramifications to shooting an elephant in your SUV as long as you cite the "Sanity Clause" to the party of the first part.
2013-04-12 01:06:29 PM  
1 vote:
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Very nice, subby!
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