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(ABC 27)   "Welcome to our courthouse, please leave your beer bottle and pet duck behind"   ( abc27.com) divider line
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2013-04-12 07:30:20 AM  
You should know better than to pick up a duck in a courthouse. Lose 2 levels.
2013-04-12 07:32:58 AM  
When he opened the bag, screeners found a live duck and a bottle of beer

I guess they didn't have any grapes.
2013-04-12 07:52:44 AM  
Where is P. Barnes when you need him?
2013-04-12 07:53:52 AM  
I think the hero tag would have been in order here.
2013-04-12 08:02:38 AM  
Quack. I like ducks.
2013-04-12 08:13:20 AM  
I'll leave the beer bottle, but the duck's my lawyer.
2013-04-12 08:19:29 AM  
What...No AFLAC?....Fark, you're letting me down.
2013-04-12 08:23:33 AM  
Well then I aint going in, period
2013-04-12 08:24:48 AM  
I don't think it is legal to keep waterfowl as pets.
2013-04-12 08:43:31 AM  
But he's the chief witness in our divorce proceedings.
/funny farm?
2013-04-12 08:52:23 AM  
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2013-04-12 08:56:40 AM  
no you bring the fox first
2013-04-12 09:01:12 AM  

BalugaJoe: I don't think it is legal to keep waterfowl as pets.

It is legal in most places to keep domesticated ducks and geese as pets.
2013-04-12 09:26:12 AM  

BalugaJoe: I don't think it is legal to keep waterfowl as pets.

What are you a farking park ranger now Walter?
2013-04-12 10:27:03 AM  
What duck?

2013-04-12 10:45:59 AM  
don't make me get P. Barnes.
2013-04-12 10:54:27 AM  
Did they make Foul Ol' Ron wait outside, too?
2013-04-12 11:47:01 AM  
I was talking to the DUCK....

/got nuthin...
2013-04-12 04:31:06 PM  
It's not beer...that's my tea glass Jack!
2013-04-12 07:42:44 PM  
They do not approve of these shenanigans.
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