trippdogg: [www.woosk.com image 471x332]
brantgoose: The SNL guy is not completely believable as a cop, but the other guy is perfect.What's the deal with cops and moustaches? Do they were the fancy face hair as a sort of regulation way to show they aren't complete squarebots or are they all gay for the right offer?I don't drive so I've never had a chance to test either theory directly by getting drunk enough to ask. Come to think of it, I've never been drunk enough to care.
big_hed: The Russian-speaking 27 year old was stopped as part of a routine check in southern Bavaria[img689.imageshack.us image 450x278]
OSULugan: ♫ Well give your ID card to the border guardYeah your alias says you'reCaptain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets'cause he won't speak English anyway... ♫
Gyrfalcon: If my name really was Vladimir Putin (which it couldn't be since I'm female, but if it was) I'd have changed it by now out of sheer terror.
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