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(New Bern Sun Journal)   Waffle House evacuated and 2 1/2 hour standoff with SWAT team ensues because of C: Crazy naked guy barricaded in bathroom. "He asked me if I'd seen the movie 'Uncle Willie.' I said I hadn't, and he said, 'Well, I'm Uncle Willie.'"   ( newbernsj.com) divider line
    More: Scary, SWAT, Waffle House, Uncle Willie, Internet Movie Database, Chevrolet Silverado, bathrooms  
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2013-04-11 02:46:38 PM  
2 votes:
Isn't about time to admit what most of us have suspected, the Waffle House is performance art.
2013-04-11 03:00:38 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, uncle Willie!
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2013-04-11 02:59:31 PM  
1 vote:

Gunny Walker: The best part of the story is where they did the research to figure out the movie he was referencing, because hey, that might be the one part of his story that makes sense. Cause if a urine soaked crazy with a knife smashes a light and hides in the bathroom for 2.5 hours while naked, I want to make sure he isn't actually Donald Wolfit. That part seemed totally legit.

/I was this close to calling TMZ.

Why complain when journalists try to do research for once?
2013-04-11 02:53:58 PM  
1 vote:
Any excuse to post a link to this video...

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"If you've never been to a Waffle House, imagine a gas station bathroom that sells waffles."
2013-04-11 02:52:37 PM  
1 vote:

what_now: Ok. So Waffle House.

Back in the dark ages when I lived in the South, I went to a Waffle House and ordered a sandwich. This was my first mistake. The sandwich was almost inedible ( I don't remember what kind it was) and the place was dirty and sad.  After that experience, Waffle House went on my "never again" list.

This isn't too hard- I live in NE.

Last week, the BF and I did a tour of the Dirty Souf, and he convinced me to try again. This time, I ordered proper breakfast food- hash browns and an bacon/egg/cheese biscuit. The food was fine.

The staff..oh my god the staff. The cook was berating the waitresses, especially they young one who seemed like life hadn't ruined her yet, the older lady was bitterly complaining about the credit card machine, and when we left, we ran into a woman coming on shift and we saw her defeated sigh as she opened the door.

We ate as quickly as possible, hoping that if someone started shooting, we'd be out of the way.

so, you went on a quiet day.
2013-04-11 02:47:41 PM  
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