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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))   Meth. Not even once, unless you want to steal a semi full of strawberries to escape the zombies   ( pe.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Temecula, semi-trailer trucks, Toyota Tacoma, Brian Hartline  
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3635 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Apr 2013 at 12:08 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-11 12:09:55 PM  
Makes sense.

Every semi I pass I just assume the driver is hopped up on west coast turnarounds.
2013-04-11 12:12:44 PM  
Tractor-trailer theft trifecta in play?
2013-04-11 12:13:47 PM  
Most people waste their time going to truck driver school, this motivated young man showed initiative and taught himself. Hire this go getter.
2013-04-11 12:16:35 PM  

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2013-04-11 12:19:30 PM  
I did math once. i saw sines and cosines.
2013-04-11 12:19:56 PM  
Sounds like he caused a huge jam.
2013-04-11 12:23:56 PM  
Enough with the zombies already...time to move on to another cultural metaphor for our lifeless existences
2013-04-11 12:27:39 PM  

nirwana: I did math once. i saw sines and cosines.

Sines and cosines are actually the same thing, man. Woah. fark.

Mind. Blown.
2013-04-11 12:29:42 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: nirwana: I did math once. i saw sines and cosines.

Sines and cosines are actually the same thing, man. Woah. fark.

Mind. Blown.

That's why I quit.
2013-04-11 12:31:25 PM  
Hopefully this will spawn a great modern folk song "the Ballad of Jerimiyah Clyde" ...
2013-04-11 12:42:14 PM  
Semi-related: Currently doing a Breaking Bad marathon on Netflix. What an amazing show. Walt just got offered his super drug lab.

I hope Saul does get his own spin-off show.
2013-04-11 12:49:35 PM  
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I know I said otherwise a few weeks ago, but this....THIS is in fact THE HICK-EST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
2013-04-11 01:31:17 PM  
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2013-04-11 01:58:03 PM  
Here's another article: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/zombie-attack-blamed-teenager - stealing-1824294
This one goes into a bit more detail on how he actually managed to do all that damage.
2013-04-11 07:44:51 PM  
In college health class our instructor tried to claim that you were addicted the first time you did meth and I have seen other people claim the same. This is complete bullshiat

I know a lot of people who have done meth while I was in high school and college and the majority are normal people living normal lives who used in recreational a weekend here or there.

Doing meth once is not going to cause you any problems, the same as one drink will not do anything, it is not addicting the first time and I question whether it is at all,unless I and all my friends are somehow immune because we did quite a bit in high school and not one of us had physical withdrawal symptoms of any form when we stopped doing it. Mentally addicting, sure but that is true for MMOs, gambling, and other activities.

Don't get me wrong in the right hands it can certainly be a danger to them, but it isn't what most people make it out to be.
2013-04-11 11:00:43 PM  
Just because you are on meth doesn't mean that the zombies aren't real.
2013-04-12 07:59:31 PM  
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2013-04-12 08:00:37 PM  
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2013-04-12 08:28:33 PM  
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