Burr: dryknife: This is why we don't plant 'maters in Arkansas until after Tax Day.But when do you mate planters?
CapeFearCadaver: Stoj: CapeFearCadaver: Stoj: Yeah so much for enjoying April./shakes tiny fist at skyshiat, it's beautiful where I'm at except everything's covered in a thick layer of yellow goop./my red truck is suddenly orangePast two days in downtown Chicago, the water has been coming at you sideways. Doesn't help that my office is right by the lake. I'm waiting to be hit by a flying fish.[www.vaguebuttrue.com image 318x241]He got lost trying to find you... didn't make it.
UnrepentantApostate: Fark it, I'm not getting out of bed. I know what's next: LOCUSTS!
dryknife: This is why we don't plant 'maters in Arkansas until after Tax Day.
New Age Redneck: No, it's just a new season called sprin-ter or w-ing depending on how you look at it. Like the new month of June-uary that we have here in the Kootenays. Which applies to the +5 celcius in mid winter and the several feet of snow we seem to get every late spring.....
CapeFearCadaver: Stoj: Yeah so much for enjoying April./shakes tiny fist at skyshiat, it's beautiful where I'm at except everything's covered in a thick layer of yellow goop./my red truck is suddenly orange
fruitloop: naughtyrev: SNOWNADO!Wait wait...can I play?Blizzicane!
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