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(Mirror.co.uk)   "Sounds good my man, seeya soon, ill tw_____________"   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2013-04-11 12:23:36 PM  
9 votes:
"Sounds good my man, seeya soon, ill twist my body into a pretzel in this crash I'm about to have. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
2013-04-11 12:41:10 PM  
4 votes:
I'm on my phone right now. Let me see..
"...seeya soon, ill tw "

My autocorrect added the ' in I'm but not in I'll. Odd. Anyway, texting and driving is not that hard. Driving and farking, on the oth
2013-04-11 12:42:20 PM  
3 votes:

Trail of Dead: doglover: coldcuts: auto-correct

Who uses auto correct?


When one is in an auto. Duh.
2013-04-11 12:24:28 PM  
3 votes:
twat wash the goat b4 u arrive!
2013-04-11 04:08:20 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-11 01:04:39 PM  
2 votes:
the sheriff is a n[crash]
2013-04-11 12:52:44 PM  
2 votes:

doglover: coldcuts: auto-correct

Who uses auto correct?

This guy did. He was in oncoming traffic, and he auto corrected into a tree.
2013-04-11 12:52:01 PM  
2 votes:

rtaylor92: I know it's incredibly morbid but after this description:

"The 22-year-old student died in a horror smash on April 3"

I kind of want to see the carnage first hand.

I don't think you really do. I heard it was a graveyard smash.
2013-04-11 12:30:22 PM  
2 votes:

jjorsett: manual transformer

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Vroom Vroom?
2013-04-11 01:43:08 PM  
1 vote:

doglover: coldcuts: auto-correct

Who uses auto correct?

Someone driving an auto mobile.  Duh.
2013-04-11 01:07:56 PM  
1 vote:

tuna fingers: Hey, that's my alma mater!

Go Bears!

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2013-04-11 01:06:14 PM  
1 vote:

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2013-04-11 12:46:16 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-11 12:40:04 PM  
1 vote:
If there is a Hell it would be the perfect location to host a Fark party.
2013-04-11 12:33:48 PM  
1 vote:

jjorsett: doglover: We have to ban these dangerous automatic transmissions. A traditional clutch is all you ever need.

True. If he'd been driving a manual transformer, he'd have had no free hands with which to text.

If he was smoking a cigarette while driving a manual with no power steering, he would be the safest driver on earth.
2013-04-11 12:31:50 PM  
1 vote:
That message seemed important.  Bye.
2013-04-11 12:27:34 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds good my man, seeya soon, ill tw

None of that is in my preferred language, Adult.
2013-04-11 12:25:01 PM  
1 vote:

FrancoFile: Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes in 3.... 2....

Perhaps he was dictating...
2013-04-11 12:24:00 PM  
1 vote:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes in 3.... 2....
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