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(The State)   Wandering mascot pardoned by Piggly Wiggly shot to death by hungry vigilante with a 9mm   ( thestate.com) divider line
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2013-04-11 04:00:46 AM  
2 votes:
Southern people problems.
2013-04-11 03:38:06 AM  
2 votes:
That's just...wrong.  All of it.  Wrong.

I saws me a pig in the street so I thought, why the hell not?  Yee doggie, I loaded into that heifer with my 9 mil and was puttin' it into ol' Bart here when that dayum hog owner heifer came up and wouldn't let me get away.  I don't see why they wouldn't let me just have the pig, seein' how it was already dead and all.  Pet pig shot with 9 mil's just good eatin', y'all.
2013-04-11 06:28:13 AM  
1 vote:
What the hell am I doing up at this hour reading Fark?  I wander in and now I have visions of Ted Nugent creeping around my house.
2013-04-11 05:29:02 AM  
1 vote:
All of you people are complete libtard assholes. Do you know what would have happened had that pig lived?

Yeah, that's the future you gungrabbing idiots.
2013-04-11 04:16:11 AM  
1 vote:

magneticmushroom: Having said that, that goat was farking delicious, and I started collecting and breeding goats for food. The boys all get castrated and named after Space Mutiny MST3K nicknames. (eg: Blast Hardcheese, Crud Bonemeal, Thick McRunfast, etc.)

When are you going to eat Bob Johnson? (Oh ... wait ...)

/best MST3K episode ever ...
2013-04-11 03:49:03 AM  
1 vote:

ladyfortuna: I like how they called it a sow and referred to it as 'he'.

Piggly Wiggly pardoned it for crossdressing.
2013-04-11 03:45:37 AM  
1 vote:
Why do I picture all the people involved were wearing bib overalls?
2013-04-11 03:45:05 AM  
1 vote:
i couldn't kill an animal. i wish i felt the same about humans.
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