fickle floridian: Here's the part I don't get: "... and even using a condom won't help the North Carolina couple".Um, how is that even possible?
miss diminutive: fickle floridian: Here's the part I don't get: "... and even using a condom won't help the North Carolina couple".Um, how is that even possible?I assume she's also allergic to latex or the spermicide on the condoms.
TKM: You chose, poorly.
andynz81: A newlywed bride, who waited until she was married to have sex with her husband, has opened up about the shock discovery that she is allergic to his sperm.You need to figure this shiat out before you get so damn serious about things.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: I have a condition that seems a bit similar. The very SIGHT of my penis makes women have sudden respiratory difficulties -- they break out in these weird rhythmic, spasmodic patterns of hyperventilation with corresponding vocal cord emittings. Sometimes the effect is so severe they actually end up crying.
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