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(The Sun)   Super cute 22-year-old blonde: "I sold sex to pay for my 100 units a day booze habit" (w/pics)   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2013-04-10 11:29:37 PM  
2 votes:
It was probably the stress of the adoption

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2013-04-10 11:25:23 PM  
2 votes:
I think she's lying about how much alcohol she drank and how few men she slept with for money.
2013-04-10 11:18:07 PM  
2 votes:
I think I saw her mom living under a bridge somewhere. Young lads, always get a look at mom, that's what that hot bit is going to turn into eventually.
2013-04-10 08:01:40 PM  
2 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."

Then she would sing songs that remind her of the good times, then songs that remind her of the better times.
2013-04-10 07:59:22 PM  
2 votes:
While she is definitely cute, did she really have to use an entire cosmetic store's stock in that first picture?
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2013-04-10 07:53:11 PM  
2 votes:
Emma sold her body for sex four times to make cash to buy booze.

This confession reminds me of the recent British tabloid story about the women who became a sex toy tester and had a shocking three orgasms per week. I'm not really impressed with the total.
2013-04-10 07:10:49 PM  
2 votes:

mikemoto: That isn't just British hot, that's smoking hot!

I'm not sure I'd go that far.  There's a pretty wide distance between "British hot" and "smoking hot," and I'm gonna say she falls somewhere in the middle.
2013-04-11 09:08:24 AM  
1 vote:
100 units of booze?  I have some serious doubts.

I'm a guy, bigger than she is, and 100 units is more than triple what I was drinking every day before I went to rehab.  Considering how utterly destructive it was for me on just 1/3 of what she's claiming, I have a hard time believing that she's drinking 100 units.
2013-04-11 08:19:24 AM  
1 vote:
"This time the guy wanted oral sex and as soon as it was over I rushed to a supermarket to buy vodka to wash the taste away."

You're doing it wrong. The second beejer gets rid of the taste from the first.

/Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
2013-04-11 01:35:44 AM  
1 vote:

mbillips: JavaGuy: syrynxx: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).

They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.


American Liter == 16 fl oz.
Imperial Liter == 20 fl oz.

Please tell me you're trolling. Those are pints.

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I'm getting one!
2013-04-11 01:04:37 AM  
1 vote:

NobleHam: How could you possibly drink that much without getting fat?

She's one o' them alcoholexia.... bollemic.... those people who drink lots then throw up then drink more.
2013-04-11 12:22:07 AM  
1 vote:

Amusement: she's a looker
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2013-04-10 11:58:33 PM  
1 vote:
she's a looker
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2013-04-10 11:54:18 PM  
1 vote:
WTF is a unit of booze?
2013-04-10 11:40:11 PM  
1 vote:
how much for anal?
2013-04-10 11:39:48 PM  
1 vote:
Nearly a threeway simupost!
2013-04-10 11:35:58 PM  
1 vote:
You marry that hot piece of a** - she will look like her 'mom' in that pic in months not years - just like you marry an indian or black chick.
2013-04-10 11:24:48 PM  
1 vote:
That does not look like the complexion of a professional alcoholic.
2013-04-10 11:13:42 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, she must have some super cheat codes for life, because she got all the looks in that family.
2013-04-10 10:08:53 PM  
1 vote:
So, she's almost Irish then?
2013-04-10 09:59:26 PM  
1 vote:
Just 2 liters alone, that's about 60 ounces, or 40 shots "drinks". If we give her 120 lbs, that's a bac of 1.24!
2013-04-10 08:58:03 PM  
1 vote:

antidisestablishmentarianism: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

FTFA: But, two months later, in January last year, she was rushed to A&E vomiting blood. Doctors discovered that half her stomach lining had eroded away.

If the stomach thing happened, I would buy that she was consuming that much on a bad day.

I mean, I know alcoholics can handle a lot, but she's talking about approx. 3 liters of vodka in a day. What is that? A shot ever 20-30 mins for 24 hours straight? Or a shot every 15 minutes all day, and 8 hours for sleep. How did that not kill her?
2013-04-10 08:54:46 PM  
1 vote:

elvisaintdead: sno man: scottydoesntknow: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly

Based on that family pic, I think Mandy used some of that dirty sex money for a nose job...

new set of bolt-ons, too

Naw, mum's sweater puppies are massive, if not well defined, buffy's are way smaller, but 22 and no kids... and 22, and no kids, and the first pic is probably a padded bra. They have those now.
2013-04-10 07:49:45 PM  
1 vote:
She's actually hot, nice.
2013-04-10 07:07:36 PM  
1 vote:
That isn't just British hot, that's smoking hot!
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