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 7 votes:
First, assume a spherical wife...

/stubmitter
 3 votes:
20 affairs/marriage? I don't do metric. What's that in Kennedys?
 2 votes:

Joelogon: First, assume a spherical wife...

/stubmitter

Then assume a perfect vacuum and no friction loss...
 2 votes:
African or European?
 1 vote:

Loren: whither_apophis: 52' / 2.74 sec = 19'/second = 1140'/minute = 13 mph. Pushed or a got a running start.

My wife is tiny and I can't imagine being able to push her at 13 mph.

How old are you?  I'm guessing if you are Farking you still have time to start training.  The unimaginable is just a goal you haven't committed to yet.

 1 vote:
 1 vote:
You don't bury the survivors.
 1 vote:

vudukungfu: pushed, fell. or jumped.
/beyond a shadow of a doubt

Or maybe Glenn Beck raped and murdered her, I'm just asking questions here.
 1 vote:
I'm your husband
I'm your man
I'm the cheater with a plan
Let's go talk
Let's go riff
Hang out here on this cliff

I'm your pusher.
I'm your pusher.

/tryin' to get over....
 1 vote:

Kyosuke: sparkeyjames: Don't give me none of that math stuff the answer is 42 and I'm gonna stick with it.

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

Just gotta pick the proper base.

613X 913 = 4213

42 it is.  We're in violent agreement.
 1 vote:

cgraves67: 20 affairs/marriage? I don't do metric. What's that in Kennedys?

About 2 millikennedys, maybe 2.5
 1 vote:

R.A.Danny: Lady Indica: He told multiple stories as to what had happened, and changing one's story that dramatically tends to indicate to investigators and a jury that they're a liar. Add in the circumstantial evidence (numerous affairs, troubled marriage, fact that they were discussing said troubled marriage when she died) plus physical evidence and there was enough for a murder conviction.

So seemingly he got himself more than anything else. Amazing how shutting the hell up is the best course of action 99.99% of the time.

Not doing it in the first place halves the risk even more! Of course there is always a chance of still ending up in jail for a crime you didn`t commit. You might even promptly escape from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. You could end up still wanted by the government, surviving as soldiers of fortune. If people have a problem, if no one else can help, and if they can find you, maybe they could hire... The A-Team.
 1 vote:

Joelogon

First, assume a spherical wife...

of uniform density.
 1 vote:

R.A.Danny: How was he convicted if he was the only witness as to what happened?

I mean, I'm assuming he's an asshole and did  kill her, but where is the evidence?

Young man, this is not a court of evidence. This is a court of law.
 1 vote:
Well who doesn't discuss a troubled marriage at the edge of a cliff?

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