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(NBC Philadelphia)   Things not to leave in your car while you go to your college class: Your books, your keys....your three-year old   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, University of Delaware, colleges  
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3192 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Apr 2013 at 4:20 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-10 04:22:23 PM  
4 votes:
It wasn't known which class Gurbanzada was attending.

Parenting?  I bet it was parenting.
2013-04-10 04:50:30 PM  
2 votes:

Nana's Vibrator: Accidentally leaving kids in my car is easily and by far my worst fear.

Mine too. Especially since I don't even have kids.
2013-04-10 04:40:09 PM  
2 votes:
What if you drive this?

Could I let K.I.T.T. take care of the brat while I go to class?
2013-04-10 04:30:58 PM  
2 votes:
Whoah, I see someone tried to kick off "l'il sizzler" season early. Unfortunately, the temperature was only in the 50s, so sorry dude, you're still stuck with that kid. The key to proper post-natal abortion is to pull the l'il sizzler trick when the temperature is in the 80s, and always to remember to act as sad as possible afterwards about "forgetting" your kid in the car, so the authorities will utter the magic words "I think they've suffered enough" and let you off with a light slap on the wrist.
2013-04-10 04:21:49 PM  
2 votes:
No kidding.  3 year olds will get you top-shelf tail, from sorority chicks to cougar professors.
2013-04-10 04:41:30 PM  
1 vote:

cgraves67: At least it wasn't a strip club or a bar like some parents of the year.

holy crap what school offers that?! sign me up!
2013-04-10 04:41:18 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-10 04:30:09 PM  
1 vote:
He cracked a window.  What's the big deal?  He might have even left the radio on.
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