lockers: Nothing like keeping your infantile toddler name into adulthood. Your and her opinions on anything are instantly suspect if that makes sense in your adult relationship. Seriously, drop the baby talk. Maybe then you can get out of mom's basement and date actual women.
Nana's Vibrator: I can drink bad beer, but when I have a party and some knucklehead leaves a PBR in my fridge, it goes straight to the dumpster.
Petit_Merdeux: Your grandma loves my artisan pickle cornichon!
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