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(The Sun)   Teenager has survived on nothing but noodles since age 5 because parenting is too much work   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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14076 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Apr 2013 at 11:58 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-10 01:18:58 PM  
2 votes:
So then, after breaking into the locked-from-within room and finding a severed head revolving on the turntable, someone followed the hosepipe up to the attic?
2013-04-10 12:32:54 PM  
2 votes:
Okay Miss Raised-on-ramen,
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I raise you one cheesedoodle girl:
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...and a soapsuds lady:
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2013-04-10 01:30:41 PM  
1 vote:
How come these retards are always from England? Eat'n noodles, Sponges, Soaps, and fark knows what else. Round 'em up and ship 'em to an island somewhere where they can have thier own little disfunctional society. Just send in a container from the dollar store full of Ramen Noodles adn cleaning supplies once a month..... ohhhh shiat wait..... they are already on a disfunctional island..... England......
2013-04-10 01:11:43 PM  
1 vote:
Lord Dimwit:
I've known at least two children (my nephew and a child of a friend) who couldn't speak more than babbling and "mama/dada" at the age of two and a half, but their pediatricians always said "they're fine, they're fine." I don't get it, how is that possible? Are the developmental milestones really that loose? (They're not; I've checked.)

You'd think these people would be reprimanded by their licensing boards or something.

That's bizarre. I heard my child muttering swear words in a correct context at that age. Apparently Lego is frustrating.
2013-04-10 12:53:42 PM  
1 vote:
I'll bet she smells weird.
2013-04-10 12:35:39 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "I've even eaten them dry and uncooked before!"

Well, that's nice that she's getting some variety.
2013-04-10 12:12:22 PM  
1 vote:
This is just evolution in action. Let the little biatch die of malnourishment.
2013-04-10 12:11:28 PM  
1 vote:
I remember a story from Britain some years ago about a 9 year old kid whose mum let him eat nothing but jam sandwiches. "I like jam because it's sweet," he said, "and nothing else tastes good," or some such nonsense.

I'd be in the "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" "EAT IT OR WEAR IT!" school of thinking on this subject, and there'd be no damned jam in the house if my kid tried to pull that crap. WTF is wrong with some parents?
2013-04-10 12:05:22 PM  
1 vote:
subby sounds boiling mad. if this was their child that kid would be in hot water!
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