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(Yahoo)   Elephant hurt in drive-by shooting. Witnesses described the shooter as an olde-timey fellow who was rambling about AC/DC and his license plate read "ED1-S0N"   ( news.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Weird, drive-by shootings, Mississippi, Barnum & Bailey Circus, Asian elephant, circus, endangered animals  
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1577 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Apr 2013 at 11:26 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-10 11:41:01 AM  
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They'll say "Awwwwww...Topsy, at my Auuuuuuutopsy!"
2013-04-10 11:35:51 AM  
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Bith Set Me Up: I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it ever got into my pajamas I shall never know.


Enough about your morning masturbation habits. Fark is not your personal erotica site.
2013-04-10 01:40:51 PM  
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pciszek: OK, could someone please explain the headline joke to me?

Yes, I know about the Tesla/Edison AC/DC feud.  I don't get the connection to shooting an elephant.

Edison, in a bid to show how dangerous AC current was, electocuted an elephant in a live demonstration. I think that he was trying to demonstrate that he was also a huge asshole.
2013-04-10 01:39:17 PM  
1 vote:
Later on the elephant tapped him on the shoulder and said "Boy, you ain't here for the huntin' are ya?"
2013-04-10 12:07:15 PM  
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2013-04-10 12:04:53 PM  
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hardinparamedic: Considering this happened in Tupelo Mississippi, I bet it was those American Family Association Assholes.

They got away with that rape and murder of an innocent 15 year old girl in 1990, are you people going to let them get away with this too?!

Why not Alabama where the Tuscaloosa?
2013-04-10 11:49:57 AM  
1 vote:
I think I read this book. Like Water for Chocolate Elephants, or something like that...
2013-04-10 11:35:26 AM  
1 vote:
I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it ever got into my pajamas I shall never know.

2013-04-10 11:32:42 AM  
1 vote:
Could he haved picked a bigger target? A sniper this guy ain't.
2013-04-10 11:30:30 AM  
1 vote:
Can I choose the punishment when they catch the motherfarkers involved?

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2013-04-10 11:29:40 AM  
1 vote:
I'd bet his license plate said FRESH and he had dice in the mirror.
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