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(CBC)   "Cosby continued to yell and make threats to those restraining him, threatening to slit their throats and send their genitals to their mothers." What, did someone make fun of his sweaters?   ( cbc.ca) divider line
    More: Scary, Iqaluit, cosby, Gatwick Airport, Crown Prosecutor, time served, Air Transat, flights  
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2013-04-10 11:05:57 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-10 06:16:15 AM  
2 votes:
Holy crap that is a VERY yellow airport in the article.
2013-04-10 06:13:13 AM  
2 votes:

Fair_Poopsmith: I've always heard about someone having a "conniption," but I'd never seen one.  You don't wanna see one.

His head.. split. The skin and hair split and came off of his face so that there was nothing except the skull! And orange light came out of his hair and it lit all around! And fire shot from his eye sockets and began to burn their stomachs! And he said, "WHY ARE YOU RESTRAINING ME?!"
2013-04-10 04:38:57 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-10 12:45:56 AM  
2 votes:
He wasn't sitting Still, nor was he Young.
Probably Nashed his teeth during the process

/R how does it work?
2013-04-10 10:03:49 AM  
1 vote:

Mega Steve: It never occurred to anyone on the plane to knock him unconscious? After ten minutes of that shiat, you'd think SOMEONE would hit him over the head.

Knocking him out for a few seconds probably wouldn't have helped, and knocking him out for a few hours would have left him permanently injured or dead. A whack from a person who wasn't an expert in concussions would also probably have been done in the wrong way to induce unconsciousness (e.g., over the top of the head) and so if done repeatedly would only have resulted in the man's death or mortal injury.

So, while it is a bit surprising that no one there wrongly thought it was a good idea, it's fortunate that they didn't.
2013-04-10 08:57:59 AM  
1 vote:
There's a very good reason for my actions, Theo.  You see, they were talking about the pudding pops and the Rudy-with-the mustache and I went zippity pip pop zippity zoom and I had to talk about their mothers and they want BWAAAAAAH.
2013-04-10 08:57:17 AM  
1 vote:

minnesotaboy: Seen Rudy lately?

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Here's how she really turned out:

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2013-04-10 04:21:32 AM  
1 vote:

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2013-04-10 04:21:28 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: "To those restraining him, who included a Welsh person and British-Canadians, he said "Welshmen should be slaughtered."
In remembrance of The Great Welsh Slaughter of 1863 that is a truly horrific thing to utter.

/ pudding pops
2013-04-10 04:13:15 AM  
1 vote:

illannoyin: Did someone say 'Cosby sweater'?



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2013-04-10 04:08:24 AM  
1 vote:
Moments before the freakout.
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Bippidy bop!
2013-04-10 01:21:07 AM  
1 vote:

tenpoundsofcheese: He wasn't sitting Still, nor was he Young.
Probably Nashed his teeth during the process

/R how does it work?

How many more bad jokes are we going to deal with

How many more!?
2013-04-10 12:04:38 AM  
1 vote:
"And your testicles and the HEY HEY HEY!! And your mom is gonna have to sign for 'em and Junior Barnes is a gunky"
2013-04-09 08:18:11 PM  
1 vote:
I've always heard about someone having a "conniption," but I'd never seen one.  You don't wanna see one.
2013-04-09 08:12:54 PM  
1 vote:
That was a very special episode on the dangers of crack cocaine.
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