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(UPI)   Unhappy with your DUI? Do you c) drunkenly go to the house of the trooper who arrested you to complain with a beer in your hand   ( upi.com) divider line
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2013-04-09 08:59:58 PM  
1 vote:
Yes, yes, the usual fark book burning liberals talking up the absolute power and truth of the state. In reality, the most ignorant, the sociopaths, the trash no now else wants, those are who end up working for the state.
2013-04-09 08:53:33 PM  
1 vote:
Real Men of Genius
Today, we salute you Angry Drunk with a DUI
You had something to say to that trooper who arrested you
but you were too drunk to say it to him the night he pulled over
So you went to the cops house, with a nice cold one in your hand
and tried to explain yourself just one more time.

So here's to you Angry Drunk with a DUI
Let's hope your lawyer has a two for one coupon
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