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(UPI)   Unhappy with your DUI? Do you c) drunkenly go to the house of the trooper who arrested you to complain with a beer in your hand   ( upi.com) divider line
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2013-04-09 08:21:08 PM  
You know, the right to face your accuser and all...
2013-04-09 08:23:01 PM  
Wow; sounds like a very well thought out, cunning plan. Not!
2013-04-09 08:35:47 PM  
Which DUI are we talking about?
Because I'm still pretty happy about the time I got high score on the breathalyzer test and the officer told me I should already be dead.
2013-04-09 08:43:31 PM  
Absolutely, yes. You see, lawmen yearn for post arrest contact with offenders. John Q desires to hear any complaints, advice, encouragement etc...from any, and all past arrestees. Sometimes they just want to shoot the shiat about what judge you had, if the prison food was decent, whatever. They like that.
2013-04-09 08:44:05 PM  
Paging Darwin to the thread. Paging Senior Darwin to the thread.

And just for fun, the shooting would have been justified had he attacked the off duty cop.
2013-04-09 08:46:39 PM  
He looks so harmless too.

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2013-04-09 08:53:33 PM  
Real Men of Genius
Today, we salute you Angry Drunk with a DUI
You had something to say to that trooper who arrested you
but you were too drunk to say it to him the night he pulled over
So you went to the cops house, with a nice cold one in your hand
and tried to explain yourself just one more time.

So here's to you Angry Drunk with a DUI
Let's hope your lawyer has a two for one coupon
2013-04-09 08:55:30 PM  
Say...don't my taxes pay your salary?

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2013-04-09 08:56:09 PM  
I read the headline and immediately saw Randy Quaid in my head. I don't know why.
2013-04-09 08:58:05 PM  
Weaksauce!  Should have showed at the door with a dirty wife beater and skid-marked boxer shorts, touting a bottle of Jim Beam in once hand while holding a spit can for the chewing tobacco juice in the other.
2013-04-09 08:59:58 PM  
Yes, yes, the usual fark book burning liberals talking up the absolute power and truth of the state. In reality, the most ignorant, the sociopaths, the trash no now else wants, those are who end up working for the state.
2013-04-09 09:07:32 PM  
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2013-04-09 09:12:04 PM  
How does one get public intoxication on private property? He was trying to leave, but I can see the trespassing one stick. The others are pretty obvious.
2013-04-09 09:15:53 PM  

jmayson: He looks so harmless too.

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Shoop the plane, boss!
2013-04-09 09:17:05 PM  
I am honestly amused by his shenanigans.
2013-04-09 09:23:44 PM  

xxmedium: Say...don't my taxes pay your salary?

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You should always say that.  So many of the people they deal with are not taxpayers.  It really lifts their spirits to deal with an involved member of the community who takes note of their service.
2013-04-09 09:34:31 PM  
Speaking truth to power!
2013-04-09 09:35:26 PM  

K3rmy: Weaksauce!  Should have showed at the door with a dirty wife beater and skid-marked boxer shorts, touting a bottle of Jim Beam in once hand while holding a spit can for the chewing tobacco juice in the other.

Why bother with the spit can?  Just smoke a cigarette while chewing and spitting wherever the fark you are.
2013-04-09 09:59:16 PM  
Nice to hear from another responsible drinker.

/this guy is an ass, even if he was sober he's still an ass.
2013-04-09 09:59:48 PM  
Well, everybody in Hazard County knows the Duke boyz, as Good Ole Boyz do , have an open and transparent policy when it comes to driving with a drink in their hands--they like their beer and liquor in bottles that are open and transparent. Because knowing who is stoned out of their tiny redneck minds is the first line of defence on Hazard County back roads. The rules of the road in Hazard County are also open and clear: Drive defensively. Gunfire optional.

Other than that, drive like you are being chased by the Devil in a four-wheel drive and look straight ahead at a four way junction because something might be gaining on you from three directions. (Of course I am making an assumption, namely that the rules of the road in rural areas are the same the full length of the Appalachians.)
2013-04-09 10:01:00 PM  
Yes, yes! A million times yes!
2013-04-09 10:03:32 PM  
Y'all are brutalizin' him!
2013-04-09 10:20:19 PM  
Only if you're AWESOME.
2013-04-09 10:50:12 PM  
At least he didn't show up with a gun. That would be Fark worthy. This is merely stupid.
2013-04-09 11:54:57 PM  
Sure, why not? You're already known for being drunk and stupid, why not double down?
2013-04-10 12:40:00 AM  
That trooper was probably flying on the way back to his house, since his family was there and he wasn't. With all of these attacks on cops and their families lately, Dumfuk The Drunk is lucky he didn't get shot 187 times.
2013-04-10 11:57:59 AM  
What other options are there, subby?
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