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(Daily Mail)   This is the mugshot of a man who picked a fight with everyone on board his flight   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Baroness Thatcher, The Haunted House of Horror  
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21003 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Apr 2013 at 7:53 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-09 11:37:11 PM  
Why's everyone piling on ole Sean?  It's not like he took a dump on the service cart.
2013-04-09 11:57:46 PM  
Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, marajuana, extacy and alcohol! C-c-c-c-cocaine!!!
2013-04-09 11:58:28 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Sounds Irish.

/saying that as someone with Irish heritage while sitting in an Irish pub and listening the Irish music.

I clicked on the link knowing I would find an Irish name.
2013-04-09 11:59:33 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Sounds Irish.

/saying that as someone with Irish heritage while sitting in an Irish pub and listening the Irish music.

My first thought. Also the fact that he kept fighting AFTER he was in the slammer, yet still looks dapper and composed in his mug shot. Nobody but a genuine Mick would be shadowboxing in the drunk tank and yelling "Let's have a go!" Well, Irish or Aussie. You guys are all crazy.

In the best possible way.
2013-04-10 12:18:08 AM  
A british money broker on vicodin?
he deserves a far worse beating. Also a good cornholling with a nightstick
2013-04-10 12:30:52 AM  

T-Servo: Half a bottle of Stoli plus meds, and at altitude? Hell, I'd be in the ER with that cocktail. Full Size
2013-04-10 12:40:21 AM  

AAlumni: I swear the Daily Mail uses an article-generating program.

[Choose one: Brit/ American/ Lesbian/ Justin Beiber/ Prince Harry]
[Choose one: hates/ loves]
[Choose one: flying/ sex/ public speaking/ the military/ long hair] and had to take
[Choose two: valium/ vagisil/ vicodin/ vodka] for
[Choose one: anxiety/ pain/ vaginal irritation]  and became so
[Choose one: drunk/ horny/ miserable/ happy/ high] that
[Choose one: he/ she] tried to
[Choose one: copulate with/ marry/ leave/ fight] everyone else
[Choose one: on /in]
[Choose one: the plane /the concert hall/ Windsor Castle/ the Suburu].

This one they just got sloppier than normal.

I can't wait for "Justin Beiber hates long hair and had to take vagisil for anxiety and became so horny that she tried to leave everyone else in Windsor Castle"
2013-04-10 01:00:49 AM  
I have read many poorly-written "articles" on the internet; Fark has often linked me to them.  This has to be  the most typo-laden, poorly-edited articles I have seen.  There are whole phrases missing, letters missing...I just, I....

Did Sean Kelly write this as he was incarcerated?
2013-04-10 02:25:04 AM  
I can't figure out what's going on with his right eye. Just below the eyebrow. Looks like train tracks. What is that?!?
2013-04-10 09:06:07 AM Full Size
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2013-04-10 10:21:35 AM  
He's like the British version of Scott Disick.
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