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(Daily Mail)   Miriam, 49, who sprouted full beard after son's birth says she is looking for love and has never felt sexier   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-04-09 05:46:41 PM  
That's not a very good disguise, Ra's al Ghul.
2013-04-09 06:03:17 PM  
Whatever, subs. Let me just click the link and take a look, here.


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2013-04-09 06:08:42 PM  
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2013-04-09 06:13:29 PM  
Jeez, yet another greenlighted thread about whether women should be shaved or hairy?  That's the second one today.
2013-04-09 06:24:31 PM  
Clicks link..
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2013-04-09 06:24:32 PM  

johnsoninca: That's not a very good disguise, Ra's al Ghul.

No, no, she's trying out to be the next regeneration of The Master in Doctor Who

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/oddly enough, she pulls off the evil goatee look pretty well.
2013-04-09 06:25:40 PM  
Fark no.
2013-04-09 06:25:45 PM  
Neine danke, Herr Fraulein.
2013-04-09 06:25:56 PM  
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why? why did i click on the link!  damn you subby.
2013-04-09 06:26:14 PM  
2013-04-09 06:27:16 PM  
fark off Harvey Keitel and stop wearing dresses on TV.
2013-04-09 06:28:06 PM  
Reminds me of a joke about a recent parolee with only $5 and a southern country whorehouse.
2013-04-09 06:28:36 PM  
Who wants a...
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2013-04-09 06:29:48 PM  
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2013-04-09 06:30:03 PM  

Cyberluddite: Jeez, yet another greenlighted thread about whether women should be shaved or hairy?  That's the second one today.

She should definitely be shaved. Full Brazilian.
2013-04-09 06:30:06 PM  
And, the operative word in this thread is:

2013-04-09 06:30:08 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Who wants a...
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So, what, would a mustache ride from her involve salad tossing?
2013-04-09 06:30:32 PM  
For the love of everything just and right in this universe, why the hell did I just click that!
And thank you FirstNationalBastard for making everyone else suffer along with me!
2013-04-09 06:30:49 PM  
I didn't know Bud Bundy was really a woman.
2013-04-09 06:31:04 PM  
You people should be ashamed of yourselves. This woman has a medical condition, just like having one kid too many and having the rest fall out of your vagina, or being 'tarded.


*subtle snicker*
2013-04-09 06:31:07 PM  

LordOfThePings: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 429x691]

That man has a look that says "Yeah, her beard tickles my balls. You take what you can get in this cold, cold world."
2013-04-09 06:31:12 PM  
I bet that would freaking TICKLE!
2013-04-09 06:31:20 PM  
Why does her beard have cheeks?
2013-04-09 06:32:10 PM  
Sexier? Obviously she has never looked into a Mirror, Mirror.
2013-04-09 06:32:26 PM  
2013-04-09 06:32:36 PM  
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2013-04-09 06:32:37 PM  
It's not even a good beard, I wonder if she does Movember.

/someone alert Blackadder, St Leonards Day will have its entertainment
2013-04-09 06:32:44 PM  
Is she having a laugh?
2013-04-09 06:32:56 PM  
I'm surprised the headline didn't mention her being smoking hot. Also her kids are going to have a rough time growing up with the bearded lady.
2013-04-09 06:33:05 PM  
Well it is a well known rule that there can be no more than 1 mustache in any couple (strait or gay)
2013-04-09 06:33:06 PM  
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2013-04-09 06:33:47 PM  
I've got it! I know where I've seen her...
Ming the Merciless!
2013-04-09 06:34:15 PM  
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2013-04-09 06:34:22 PM  
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/the highlight of my ruddy day is when the whistle blows
2013-04-09 06:36:12 PM  
Listen, I appreciate that you feel sexy and that you're proud of who you are... but no, just no.
2013-04-09 06:37:49 PM  
Lo Pan had a son?
2013-04-09 06:38:12 PM  

Alphakronik: Fark no.

Quantum Apostrophe: Neine danke, Herr Fraulein.

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2013-04-09 06:38:23 PM  
That is the definition of nasty, but people calling for her to be shot? Really?
2013-04-09 06:38:49 PM  
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2013-04-09 06:38:55 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: farkingismybusiness: Who wants a...
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So, what, would a mustache ride from her involve salad tossing?

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Still would.
2013-04-09 06:40:25 PM  
Don't wanna click link, don't wanna click link...
*clicks link*
Big headline and lead in... whew!  No pics.
Don't scroll down, don't scroll down...
*scrolls down*
Don't get weird boner, don't get weird boner...
*gets weird boner*

And that's the story of how I came to hate myself.
2013-04-09 06:41:11 PM  
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2013-04-09 06:42:43 PM  
There's some aging hippie woman who ran for mayor around here a couple of years ago, on kind of a wacky (yet inoffensive) platform, one of the primary planks of which was that people in the city should be allowed to keep chickens so they could have fresh home-grown eggs.  (In fact, within the last year, the city charter was actually changed to allow it, so wacky as she was, maybe she was ahead of her time.)  Given that she was running against a well-funded and well-known candidate who, though also an idiot, happens to be a former NBA all-star, she obviously didn't stand a chance.

Anyway, I happened to meet this woman face-to-face once (when she was handing out literature at the local farmers market), and the first thing I or anybody else noticed about her is that she had a full-on beard.  Not just a little peach fuzz that needed waxing, but an honest-to-god goatee.  Here's a pic of her that I just found with a GIS, which helpfully includes a close-up of her chin:

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The bearded lady's name?  Well, appropriately enough, her name is Muriel Strand.
2013-04-09 06:43:11 PM  
Kneel before Zoddette
2013-04-09 06:44:07 PM  
that is not a full beard subby.
that is a douchebag goatee.
2013-04-09 06:44:11 PM  
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2013-04-09 06:45:28 PM  
Sadly for her, it's not really the facial hair that is causing such disgust
2013-04-09 06:46:10 PM  
Well, if she turned her head sideways, and was giving you a beej, it would be just like hitting a cootie.

/just saying, and no..not even a beej.
2013-04-09 06:48:32 PM  
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Old news is old.

... ok, seriously, I want to say "good for her, it's her body".  But if I were her husband, it'd be the beard or me.  She looks like a lazy transvestite and that's a path you can't expect a spouse to automatically be okay with.
2013-04-09 06:50:22 PM  
You people must really be freaked out, because no one seems to have taken notice that she seems to have a right big set of tits on her.
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