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(NPR)   Agents investigating insider trading are surprised to learn that so many market-busting portfolios are owned by children under 10. Whose parents just happen to be traders. Hm, odd   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, insider trading, portfolios, University of Auckland, stock traders, traders, University of Kansas  
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7265 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Apr 2013 at 10:15 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-09 10:22:57 AM  
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2013-04-09 10:20:44 AM  
3 votes:
Damn that E*Trade baby!
2013-04-09 09:37:44 AM  
2 votes:
That's because rich people are better than you.
2013-04-09 01:55:46 PM  
1 vote:
I don't suppose any of them need to adopt a 44-year-old?
2013-04-09 10:26:45 AM  
1 vote:
<i>The group [of accounts belonging to children between the ages of zero and 10 years old] seemed to outperform all the others." </i>

Nah, no funny business here, just more evidence that humans are naturally a little bit precognizant but it's socialized out of us by the time we're older.
2013-04-09 10:25:41 AM  
1 vote:
omg.. they're just NOW figuring this out?  Jeebus....

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