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(Fox News)   After deciding to climb a mountain to "touch the clouds," hiker "hallucinated wildly" while lost in California forest. Well, isn't that pretty much what you go out into the forest to do in California?   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2013-04-09 11:59:43 AM  
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2013-04-09 12:46:09 PM  
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2013-04-09 12:45:06 PM  
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mentallo69: That is my survival kit. I am missing a few things but I have the rest under control. also.

I carry most of that but also a cyanide capsule in case I have to "take the Warrior's way out".....
2013-04-09 05:19:46 PM  
2 votes:
We cant stop here, this is bat country.
2013-04-09 02:46:00 PM  
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2013-04-09 12:58:03 PM  
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jtown: I'm not saying it was

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but it was

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2013-04-09 12:01:00 PM  
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Sybarite: It seems like a rugged outdoorsman like Nicholas would have more sense.

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There are mountains in New Jersey???
2013-04-09 01:45:12 PM  
1 vote:
came for young guns reference, leaving disappoint.

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/anybody see the size of that gawl' durn chicken? COCKADOODLE MOF---  POW!!
2013-04-09 01:16:37 PM  
1 vote:

jmsvrsn: Absolutely everything about this story is hinky.

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What does that mean, "hinky"?
2013-04-09 12:57:30 PM  
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mentallo69: I'm a hiker, mountain climber and backpacker. I never leave the house unprepared.
1)OR Bivy Sack
2) MSR Water filter
3) Surefire firestarter and some powdered magnesium,
4) Snickers Candy bars, jerkey and other dehydrated foods. light weight packed full of fat, salt and calories
5)minimum I carry my mountain hardware outdoor bag
7)REI whistle (audible for a mile)
8)headlamp w/extra batteries
9) book, something who cares. you need to keep your mind occupied
10) Flares
11) Small first aid kit, including Aspirin, penicillin, Ibuporfen, bandaids, Ethanol and Iodine wipes and suture kit.
12) fixed blade Gerber knife and also a multitool and ducktape.

That is my survival kit. I am missing a few things but I have the rest under control. also.

Next time you get lost in downtown Manhattan you'll be A. OK.
2013-04-09 12:50:29 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-09 12:37:41 PM  
1 vote:
 Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
2013-04-09 12:17:44 PM  
1 vote:
The tents getting bigger, the tents getting bigger, the tents getting bigger
Its a Monster!!!!

/Nothing is obscure on Fark, right?
2013-04-09 12:07:55 PM  
1 vote:
So, they wanted to break the surly bonds of gravity and punch the face of God?
2013-04-09 11:53:00 AM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: It seems like a rugged outdoorsman like Nicholas would have more sense.

I bet he freaked out when he wasn't able to get to the mountain top in 26 minutes.
2013-04-09 11:29:52 AM  
1 vote:
It seems like a rugged outdoorsman like Nicholas would have more sense.

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