douchebag/hater: The cat you loved is one of the millions responsible for decimating the bird population. Get your cat inside and stop it from killing wild birds.Idiot.
Kibbler: DNRTFA but I'm guessing it's another one of those "cats murder trillions of birds" stories that have been in vogue recently. That's why I only had two doves, a dozen goldfinches, half a dozen chickadees, and roughly a quarter million sparrows clustering around my feeders yesterday.Won't someone think of the worms?
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