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(Palm Beach Post)   You know you're in Florida when you're reading about a skinny man in pink sunglasses rummaging through someone's garbage and it's the fourth story down on the local police blotter   ( palmbeachpost.com) divider line
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2013-04-09 09:22:11 AM  
Slooow news day.
2013-04-09 10:05:26 AM  
2013-04-09 10:06:41 AM  
They're sorted by jurisdictions and the first three are from a different town.
2013-04-09 10:09:02 AM  
Now go out and get yourself some big pink frames
With the glass so dark they won't even know your name...
2013-04-09 10:14:21 AM  
In Baltimore that wouldn't even get called in, let alone make the blotter.  Do not take that sauce to the county fair, for it is weak.
2013-04-09 10:20:16 AM  
A man works hard for his trash just to have vagrants come and steal it.
2013-04-09 10:28:24 AM  
Actual skinny or American skinny?

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2013-04-09 10:30:42 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Actual skinny or American skinny?

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Now that I look more closely at that picture I just posted it looks to me like it was taken at Waverley Station in Edinburgh BUT THAT CHANGES NOTHING.
2013-04-09 11:00:22 AM  
That headline gave me a headache
2013-04-09 11:31:22 AM  
Sounds like a normal day in Portlandia.
2013-04-09 11:53:41 AM  

A man walked into a store in the 4100 block of Northlake Boulevard, selected two bottles of vodka and walked out without paying for them. The man strolled out of the shop with two women, got into a car and drove away. This all happened while the store clerk was yelling at him to stop. The two bottles were valued at $38.

I find this one very funny, possibly because they misspelled 'vodak'.
2013-04-09 12:41:23 PM  
What pink sunglasses might look like...

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2013-04-09 12:53:03 PM  
He said the painting had not been appraised, but that he had a possible sale of his artwork for $15,000 to a local business. The wood-framed painting measured 4 feet by 5 feet, and its subject was clouds.

He added, "I've looked clouds from both sides now, from up and down and still - somehow - it's clouds illusions I recall.  I really don't know clouds at all.  But I'll still charge you a boatload of cash for a painting of some."
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