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(Daily Mail)   Woman robs bank using two cans of spaghetti sauce she claimed was a bomb. Police warn people to also be on the lookout for her accomplice, a Mr. Hector Boiardi   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Interesting, Clinton Township, Fifth Third Bank, Macomb County, Ritz, Baroness Thatcher  
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2013-04-09 09:00:46 AM  
Looks like the Gross Spagetti-O's Girl found work after art school.
2013-04-09 09:24:36 AM  
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Does not approve.
2013-04-09 09:34:33 AM  
Word is that Hector goes by the street name "Chef".
2013-04-09 09:59:23 AM  
That's a spicy meatball
2013-04-09 09:59:28 AM  
More details:  This was the second time the  Fifth Third Bank's fourth branch was robbed.  The woman carried a can of the new Spaghetti-Zeros, which included numbers (cardinal and ordinal) and fractions.
2013-04-09 10:06:24 AM  
She should have waited until Wednesday, because Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti Day.
2013-04-09 10:35:24 AM  
I said your sauce was THE BOMB!
2013-04-09 10:44:08 AM  
Is she of Franco-American descent?
2013-04-09 10:59:05 AM  
No word on if it was Ragu she used.
2013-04-09 11:10:02 AM  
Is Hector's nickname Jeff?
2013-04-09 11:10:43 AM  
Bomb?  ..You rang?
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2013-04-09 11:36:29 AM  
Came to make the 'Chef Boyardee' reference, mightily pleased to see that others remember his real name.

/truly, *nothing* is obscure on FARK.
2013-04-09 03:12:37 PM  

kdawg7736: No word on if it was Ragu she used.

If she's 60 it's unlikely to be Prego.
2013-04-12 12:28:15 PM  
The woman also weighs 430 lbs, which explains why she used cans of sauce.  JARS would never have made it there intact.

Also explains her failure using 2 Big Macs taped together.
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