fo_sho!: jigger: This tumblr has been making the rounds. Is this kid typical or is he just a little biatch? I vote little biatch. Honestly, I don't think I could handle this little fark without choking him out.http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/On a bad day - that;s about par for the course with a 2 year old. That's the age when they can ask you for things, and you can tell them things, and they are learning what the word "no" means. As in - does no mean no or can I change that by crying.It gets better around 3 1/2 because then they understand when you really mean it, and also you can threaten and bribe them and they will understand it./ Has 6 year old and 3 year old twins.
spiderpaz: Oh look: a bunch of degenerates on fark - who have never raised children because they are too cynical or selfish or damaged (or D, all of the above) - commenting on child rearing, and being complete self-obsessed douche bags about it. I.AM.Shocked!
Marcus Aurelius: How about this: if you've never raised a child, STFU.
Egoy3k: 9. What Really Annoys Me Is When Parents Yell at their Kids But Never Get Out of Their Chair and Deal with the Kid - Well, how are we supposed to "deal with it"? We yelled at the kid, didn't we? We can't spank them because you childless hippie liberals have taken that away from us.Go piss up a rope.
abadabba: Dont worry parents, non breeders will non breed themselves out of the population in a few generations.
blindio: That should help(.) They don't owe you anything either. No quarter asked, none given.
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Should we take away something? Because she's three, does she really have anything of value?To her, yes. This use to work fantastic on my daughter at that age.<Kid situation>Me: You better stop what you're doing or I'm going to put one of your toys in time out.Kid: What are you gonna take?Me: What do you think I'm gonna take?Kid: (GASP) Not my Shamu!?!Me: Oh, you bet it's your Shamu.</Kid situation>
CeroX: wow, 127 comments and no one has mentioned this blog article is a direct response to http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/ ?Sad... because i visited that site and it's basically the exact same type of biatching that this blog is biatching about...But keep calling the blogger a self entitled parent because you people hate children...
Englebert Slaptyback: tricycleracersomeonelse: Mugato: Wow, that is one obnoxious biatch.Think about why you assumed the author was female. Then feel bad about yourself.Right there in the header: "drolly written by a mother ".Also in the Fark headline: "a mom posts a list".I believe this is where we point and laugh at someonelse.
Mugato: Wow, that is one obnoxious biatch.
neongoats: Why are we supposed to suck your dick because you couldn't master the art of birth control?
CrazyCracka420: How is our population count still rising then? Something isn't adding up
THX 1138: Surpheon: people who nostalgically (from a white, upper middle class upbringing) view the 60's as being like Leave it to Beaver.I have absolutely no clue where he nostalgically reminisced about the '60s as being like Leave it to Beaver, but it must be there somewhere if you're making it such a main part of your argument.
Yugoboy: As a childless-but-married-for-20+-years person, I read the entire article straining in vain to find a single point which applied to me.I don't do the annoying Facebook thing... I don't do Facebook....If your choice inconveniences others beyond reasonable tolerance levels (ask a stranger if you can't figure it out on your own) don't be surprised when someone offers you advice on how to minimize being an asshole. The manner of their expression is probably related to how big an asshole you are being.
Lexx: Kids *do* have a place in society, and parents *do* have the responsibility to either raise them correctly *before* inflicting them upon society.
chewd: 10. fark you... ever worked a 40+ hour shift? Ever worked more than 360 days in a single year? I've done both... to cover up for busy parents who didnt have time to show up for their farking job.
CrazyCracka420: Do you realize we humans are breeding at exponential rates,
servlet: Congratulations, you've mastered one of the most basic biological processes. Pardon me while I stop the world to celebrate how amazing you are because you figured out how to procreate.I mean, I like kids and all, but can we seriously stop this ridiculous sense of superiority that some (admittedly not most) parents have just because they worked out how to produce offspring?
Guairdean: jigger: This tumblr has been making the rounds. Is this kid typical or is he just a little biatch? I vote little biatch. Honestly, I don't think I could handle this little fark without choking him out.http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/The answer is simple. Put him in a corner on a stool and let him cry. If he's still crying when he stands up, swat him and put him back on the stool. If he turns around and he's still crying, swat him and turn him to the corner. It won't take him long to learn.
The One True TheDavid: On a planet with 7+ billion humans eating, chopping, burning, digging, killing and polluting the shiat out of everything, far more people need to Just. Stop. Breeding. Just say NO to reproduction. What are the chances YOUR genes are so much more wonderful than a few dozen million people Just Like You? Do you really need that second kid, and did you really need the first?And hey, if you can't figure out how to avoid causing childbirth you should be sterilized by force: it's possible for stupid parents to have & raise nonstupid kids but you'd have a better chance on a trifecta at the Derby.If you think that's harsh, here's another: people who've never seriously considered suicide are just too thick to be worth much. But more on that later.
kumanoki: Girls seem to be much more well-behaved than boys, for some reason.
Coco LaFemme: When my sister and I were real little, if either of us acted out of turn in public, my parents would yank our butts out of wherever we were and we'd go straight home. It only happened to me twice that I can remember, and I'm sure if I ask my mom, she'll say it was a lot more than that. They never hit us, or even spanked us, never yelled and screamed at us, but we knew - if they take us out somewhere, anywhere....and they tell us to mind our manners, be quiet, sit still, any of that....we had better do it, no questions asked.
tricycleracer: someonelse: Mugato: Wow, that is one obnoxious biatch.Think about why you assumed the author was female. Then feel bad about yourself.Right there in the header: "drolly written by a mother ".
mortimer_ford: If you're not posting pictures of your children or pets, you're probably posting pictures of your meals. Or your choice of alcoholic beverages.I don't really want to see pictures of anything short of a two headed eagle or some good arson.
Notabunny: TomD9938: PanicMan: I refuse to accept the term "non-breeder" in any way, shape, or form.Dead-Ender?Self-Darwiner?
Notabunny: fta 4. I Hate the "You Don't Understand" Parents - But, here's the thing: You don't understand.and4. I Hate the "You Don't Understand" Parents - But, here's the thing: You don't understand.Oh, and4. I Hate the "You Don't Understand" Parents - But, here's the thing: You don't understand.
towatchoverme: And the ones who are parents post more pics of the dogs than the kids.
Rev.K: That was a lot of noise. I'm a good parent, so that stuff doesn't apply to me.Well, off to take my two toddlers for brunch at the Marriott and post pictures on Facebook of them elbowknee deep in the chocolate fountain.
towatchoverme: GORDON: PanicMan: I refuse to accept the term "non-breeder" in any way, shape, or form.Names are only funny when you can label the OTHER person with them.FTA: " If you regularly post pictures or talk about your dogs, cats, or other pets on Facebook, just don't even. Really, do you have any idea how little we care about how adorable your puppy looks peeking out from under the blankets? But do we constantly give you sh*t about it, or talk smack about you behind your back? No. We "Like" your post like the good goddamn friends we are because if it makes you happy, it makes us happy, even if that worthless damn pet of yours will never be able to pay for your hospice care. "Funny because it is true.Easily the best part of the article. Geez ... what is it with dog owners? And the ones who are parents post more pics of the dogs than the kids.
PanicMan: I refuse to accept the term "non-breeder" in any way, shape, or form.
Englebert Slaptyback: For a refreshing change, a mom posts a listI do not plan to read the list. I plan to assume that the author shrieking harpy is angry about being a subpar parent and is jealous of people who do not have to deal with her children.
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