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2013-04-08 02:12:38 PM  
3 votes:
Those FEMEN chicks really don't like Putin.

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Here is how to read a little phonetic Cyrillic if you happen to GIS them and want to know what is written on their bodies:

Putin = Путин (П = P, у = iu, т = t, и = i, н = n)
dictator = диктатор (д = d, и = i, к = k, т = t, а = a, т = t, о = o, р = r)

What the topless lady had written on her back was ""Иди на хуй,   Путин" = "go on the dick, Putin" (i.e. "dick the dictator" or just "F*ck Putin"), though this particular phrase often also means "go to hell". [note the pseudo-imperative English phrase "f*uck you" which really is the prayer "may God f*ck you" which can mean "may God send you to hell"]

Text of one of the stories on FEMEN/ru

FEMEN призывает Россию прокричать Путину  "Иди на хуй, диктатор!"  во все 150 миллионов глоток! Если он и этого не услышит, то направить его туда принудительно! Долой диктатуру, гомофобию и теократию! На хуй Кремль, ФСБ, РПЦ и прочие ОПГ! На хуй Путина! Да здравствует свободная Россия!

Google translate:

FEMEN shout Putin urges Russia to "go on the dick, the dictator!" all 150 million gulp! If he did not hear it, then send it back to force! Down with dictatorship, homophobia and theocracy! Dick on the Kremlin, the FSB, the Russian Orthodox Church and other gang! Putin on the dick! Long live free Russia!

Same story on FEMEN/en

FEMEN calls Russia to scream "Go to hell, dictator" with all 150 millions of voices! If he will not hear that then to send him there against his will. No dictatorship, homophobia and theocracy. F*ck Kreml, FSB, Russion Ortodox Church and other groups of offenders. F*ck Putin! Viva Free Russia!
2013-04-08 02:59:37 PM  
2 votes:

HairBolus: dictator = диктатор (д = d, и = i, к = k, т = t, а = a, т = t, о = o, р = r)

What's up with FARK-quoting messing up Cyrillic? I wrote:

dictator = диктатор (д = d, и = i, к = k, т = t, а = a, т = t, о = o, р = r)

Strangely enough if in Firefox, I select the messed up "диктатор" and google search it it reverts to "диктатор".

jchuffyman: Yeah, it's either fark you or go to hell, but I usually translate it as fark you, because it's pretty offensive, so the stronger version is probably more accurate.

Yeah, but the "go to hell" sense is needed to understand the antecedent reference in "send him there".
2013-04-08 11:27:07 AM  
2 votes:

Apos: This should be a caption contest.

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From left to right:

"Tits!  GTFO!"
"Arrrrgh!  DO NOT WANT!"
"Farking attention whore..."
"Dammit, wish mine looked that nice"
"Sideboob!  Niiiice"
"This is relevant to my interests"
2013-04-08 10:40:27 AM  
2 votes:

James F. Campbell: "Bemused"? Editors don't know shiat these days.

One would think the English would know how to speak English.

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This expression is amused, not bemused.
2013-04-08 10:30:30 AM  
2 votes:
The look on his face is priceless.
2013-04-08 02:22:44 PM  
1 vote:
Putin on the Titz
2013-04-08 12:05:57 PM  
1 vote:
You are free to show Vladimir Putin me your boobs

2013-04-08 12:00:34 PM  
1 vote:

megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf

That totally explains the tarps.

See!? There's a method to my madness.

That was the longest set up I've seen on here ever.  You win the internets.
You'd get along well with my wife, she's batshiat too!

*furiously searches internet for sexy mages of your wife*

She usually plays a priest or paladin.
2013-04-08 11:19:54 AM  
1 vote:
From a Telegraph article:

Mr Putin appeared to show a flash of his well-known salty humour, adding: "I didn't make out whether they were blondes, chestnut-haired or brunettes."

You know what, Putin?  You're alright. . .
(maybe not as a national leader but at least as a dude you could go drinking with)
2013-04-08 11:17:59 AM  
1 vote:

Cyberluddite: 40+ posts in, and nobody has linked the uncensored pics yet?  Wow, Fark is not what it used to be--that used to be done within the first five posts or so every time in a situation like this!

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Who is the other woman in the photo, anyway? The one who is not Chancellor Angela Merkel? Her expression is almost as good as Putin's.

/Did not search for less SFW angles.
2013-04-08 11:08:40 AM  
1 vote:
40+ posts in, and nobody has linked the uncensored pics yet?  Wow, Fark is not what it used to be--that used to be done within the first five posts or so every time in a situation like this!
2013-04-08 10:35:10 AM  
1 vote:
Fremen protester.  Always knew they were tough.

/the spice must flow
2013-04-08 10:34:41 AM  
1 vote:
Why is that girl's back pixeled out?  Does she have boobs there?
2013-04-08 10:34:10 AM  
1 vote:
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I can't decide if Putin's expression is "I've seen everything"

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Or "You don't say..."

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Or maybe split the difference and go with the "WTF is this shiat?"

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2013-04-08 10:34:05 AM  
1 vote:

New Farkin User Name: Was she from the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

Silly boy.  Everyone knows the Femen hail from Arrakis.
2013-04-08 10:31:51 AM  
1 vote:
This should be a caption contest.
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